The reason I haven't updated is because of one word, SCHOOL!
The Mega-Mushrooms were looking smugly at the Hungry Tarkatans, you see, when they won the challenge they spent a lot of their Chris coins on a big fantastic feast.
Meanwhile the Hungry Tarkatans were, ironically, hungry. They picked at the...substance, on their plates and none of them wanted to eat it.
"Just what the hell is this?" asked Mike, pushing his food around.
"IT'S CALLED MYSTERY MEAT! BECAUSE EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!" shouted Chef.
"Well at least we got what I think is Cola," said Saria as she drank the brown stuff.
Then she spat it out immediately, "Holy Ocarina what the hell is that stuff!"
"You know that brown stuff you find at the bottom of bins? It's that," said Chef.
Saria looked at her glass, and then fainted to the floor.
"Hey! Are you enjoying your garbage juice?" said Marcus as everyone on their table laughed.
"The only reason we lost is because Leon got gun happy," said Adrionos, rolling his eyes.
"You shut up!" said Leon, pulling out a knife.
"No you shut up, Leon!" said Candice, trying to be on Adrionos' side hoping this would help with the alliance.
"What the hell is happening over there?" said Destinee.
"I dunno, looks like a fight," said Reese.
"Oh this'll be fun," said Mike, as he laid back to watch.
But before Adrionos or Leon could land a blow, Chris made an announcement.
"ALL HUNGRY TARKATANS TO THE MEMORY CARD NOW!" shouted Chris.
Marcus: We won all because of me!
Brendan: Yeah I died for a $10, so what? It was a WHOLE $10!
Adrionos: We probably would've won if it weren't for the cheat code they got.
Reese: I survived! Hooray for me!
Tony: You win some you lose some I guess...
James:...
*At the memory card*
"Ok, you know the basics, blah blah blah, controller, blah blah blah, elimination, you get the point," explained Chris.
"Ok, the first controller goes to...Good Chris"
Good Chris went up and got his controller, "th...thank you."
"Amber"
"Alexandra"
"James"
"Carolyn"
"Tony"
"Candice"
"Saria"
"Christina"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Brendan!"
Just Adrionos and Leon were left.
"One of you will be going home on the first day! But don't worry, you will be remembered like the other guys voted out on the first day, like...whatshisface and Thingymabob," said Chris, taunting them.
"And the person getting the last controller is..."
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"Adrionos"
"WHAT! You have got to be kidding me! This is outrage! I demand recount!" shouted Leon.
"Hey, shut up!" said Chris as he pointed the remote at Leon and pressed "Delete Save".
A beam came out of the remote and zapped Leon; he disappeared from the hub world.
"Don't worry; he's safe, I think, stay tuned for the next episode of...TOTAL...DRAMA...GAMING!"
Sorry Leon, someone had to go out first and the votes don't lie! (Unless the person who voted lied but why the hell would they do that?)