Author's Note: Jeez, I took a LOOOOOOOOOONG break. I'm just gonna say it was all for suspense, that's a good excuse, right? I asked a few of you whether I should come back to this or not and enough people have replied so after a 2 YEAR LONG wait, here's the next chapter of TOTAL. DRAMA. GAMING!

It was a dark, stormy night (So cheesy) and the Hungry Tarkatans were sleeping in their cabins. Saria was sleeping in her bed, dreaming of grabbing the Master Sword and taking down Ganondorf. Then suddenly, she heard a clanking noise and woke up from her sleep.

"Awwww come on, I was just about to beat him!" She said as she looked around.

Then, she saw a shadow in the corner of her eye.

"What was that?" She said, pretty loudly.

"What was what?" Said Tony, also awake and rubbing his eyes.

"I thought I heard something," said Saria.

In a brief flash of light from the thunder she saw a figure holding a knife standing over her bed, it was Vanessa!

"Hello," said Vanessa calmly.

Saria screamed and pulled her 3DS (It's not a DSi, it's a 3DS now, gotta keep with the times!) out of her bag.

Vanessa backed away and said "You can live a little longer but remember, you don't have long left!" before leaving the room.

"That...was creepy," said Tony, "Let's just get back to sleep, if we can."

Saria and Tony TRIED getting back to sleep.

*Morning*

Saria: That was REALLY scary! I couldn't sleep for a second last night!

Vanessa: I wasn't really going to kill her last night, just put fear in her and let it eat her alive!

Adrionos: We could've won if it wasn't for Leon. I just wanted to drive a *censored* tank, is that too much to ask?

Chris"tina": It doesn't matter if we lost, Oblio will always believe in me! Isn't that right Oblio? *Makes doll nod* I knew it!

Everyone was sitting in the cafeteria, inspecting their plates.

"What crap are you serving us this time?" said Mike.

"Mushrooms! They're actually quite nice! Even I'm surprised!" said Chef.

"You mean the mushrooms that you keep next to the poison mushrooms?" said Good Chris.

"Yeah, they're the Japanese version, I actually can't tell the difference," said Chef.

Everyone looked at their plates and immediately pushed them away. Except for the three-eyed intern, who was already munching it. Everyone looked at him, he looked back at them and realised he was the only one eating. He then fainted.

"He's fine," said Chef, "He's just taking a nap."

"Another day of hunger, at least our team name is appropriate," said Carolyn.

"Helloooooooooooooooooooooo victim- I mean contestants! Awww who am I kidding, you're victims!" said Chris over a loudspeaker.

"Hi Chris," said everyone "enthusiastically."

"Everyone report to the main area where I will be telling you your challenge for today!" said Chris, "It's a good one!" he said sniggering to himself.

Everyone walked to the main area where Chris was holding the remote.

"Off we go!" said Chris as he pressed the button and everyone was teleported away.

They were all teleported to a dark, cold looking prison place.

"I'm going to guess we're in Hello Kitty Island Adventure?" said Mike.

"No smart mouth, welcome to ARKHAM ASYLUM!" said Chris.

"What are we doing here?" Asked Eddie

"I'm getting to that, shut up," said Chris angrily "Everybody is going to get into a cell-"

"Good start," said Sirius.

"SHUT UP!" shouted Chris, "Anyway, everybody is going to get into a cell, as shown by our volunteer the three-eyed intern.

"What?" said the three-eyed intern, not knowing he was a "volunteer."

"Get in!" shouted Chef as he pushed the unlucky intern in.

The intern was thrown in and the door was shut behind him.

"And now introducing everyone's favourite cost-effective, top of the market, award winning...Scarecrow's patented fear gas!" said Chris in a salesman-ish voice.

Suddenly, a gas tank dropped into the cell and started expelling green gas. The intern started going crazy and holding his head in terror.

"It makes you face your worst fear!" said Chris, enjoying this too much.

"No Santa Claus, no! Not the gingerbread men! Nooooooooooooooooo!" screamed the three-eyed intern.

Gregory: Man, that guy has issues

Tori: I always thought his palm line was messed up

"Everyone get into your cells!" announced Chris.

"Or WHAT?" said Adrionos, "You can't order around anybody!"

"Or he'll have something to say about it," Chris said, pointing over to Killer Croc.

"Get in the cells or I'll be picking you out of my teeth later!" bellowed Killer Croc.

"Thanks," whispered Chris, slipping Croc a twenty.

Everyone got in their cells, scared that their next destination would be a Croc's belly if they didn't.

"If you successfully face your fear, then you score a point for your team. If you fail or use the panic phrase "I'm a loser who wets the bed" then you lose!" said Chris.

The fear gas was dropped and everyone started to have visions.

*Mike*

Mike's cell had started to turn into a pool. It wasn't that deep and nothing was particularly wrong with it, so Mike got in.

"Huh, this isn't bad; it's even kind of relaxing," Mike thought.

Then Mike felt something slip across his feet.

"What the hell was that?" Mike shouted, scared.

He looked down and to his shock (Pun not intended) he saw some electric eels!

Mike: Eels! Why did it have to be eels! I had a really bad experience when I was 10!

Mike considered shouting the panic phrase but he really didn't want to shout that he "wets the bed" so he tried to brave it out. He felt them slip all around his legs, it was disgusting.

*Chris"tina"*

Chris"tina's" room was pretty empty, and then out of nowhere a giant crate appeared in the room.

"We should check that out, shouldn't we Oblio?" said Chris"tina"

*Makes Oblio nod*

When Chris"tina" opened the box, a massive amount of insects fly, crawl and jump out!

Chris"tina" ran about screaming "They're in my hair! My beautiful hair!" and in the panic she tripped and dropped Oblio.

"Oblio! Nooooooooooooooooo!" she screamed.

*Good Chris*

Silence fills the room.

"Uhhh..." Good Chris said, twitching his fingers nervously.

Out of nowhere, a TV and chair appeared. When Chris went to sit in it, as he sat, straps restrained his arms and legs so he couldn't move. The TV turned on and Final Destination 3 started up.

"Uh oh, I think I know where this is going..." muttered Good Chris nervously.

*Allen*

Allen looked around the cell, waiting for something to happen, all he could think of was that goop Good Chris threw at him.

Allen: *Brushing teeth* I still can't get this taste out of my mouth. I wish I had something to wash it down with but everything at the camp tastes even worse...

At the other side of the room, a table and a chair appeared. A girl then appeared sitting on the chair at the table, she was using her phone. Then a time bomb appeared counting down from 10 minutes. A note was on the bomb, Allen picked it up.

"If you don't ask this girl out in 10 minutes the room will explode," said Allen, "Oh boy..."

Allen awkwardly walked over to the girl, going as red as a baboon's bottom.

"Would you...uhhh...maybe I should...uhhh...ummm...we...I...toothpaste?" said Allen in the most awkward way possible.

The girl looked at him weirdly, and then continued using her phone.

Allen: Yeah, that didn't go well...

"Well, that's enough for now viewers! What's going to happen to Good Chris? Will Allen ever pick up that girl? Is Maniacbiscuit going to take another 2 year break after this? Find out on TOTAL. DRAMA. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMINNNNNNNNG!" Chris said dramatically.

Well, I'm back! I hope that's as good as the other chapters since I've taken such a long break! I know a lot of characters didn't speak or weren't mentioned but don't worry, everyone is going to get their own segment in the next chapter! Stay tuned!