Chapter 2: Exams and Gennin Teams

Normal Speech: Rawr

Speech in a flashback: Rawr

Justu Name: Rawr no Jutsu

Akako, Inner Sakura and Demon Pig of Impending Doom: Rawr

Akako in a flash back: Rawr

*Poll!*

Okay guys, I need to know, first, I need to know who you would like Naruto to be paired with as the third person, anyone his allowed... no yaoi... just sayin'.

And should I change Akako's name? I know that Kurama is neither masculine nor feminine, but I juts Akako because it means fiery... I think... Just tell me in the reviews and in chapter three, I will post all of the options that were reviewed! So you better tell me who you want, or they might not make it...

* Disclaimer! I don't own Naruto, and I probably never will, unless my super secret ninja assasin manages to capure Kishi-kun and make him sign over his works to me! Mwahahaha, you shall ALL be my Ninja minions XD! *

(A/N do you like me calling you minions? A friend of mine said that was mean... and I should call you henchmen instead...)

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Naruto woke up at exactly 7am the next day. He had been training to do this since almost the very beginning of his training in his mindscape. Even though it had technically been a bit over 100 years since he had begun training, he still had the physical body of a 12 year old boy, maybe a bit taller than most people his age ever since he had stopped eating ramen as his one and only meal.

Naruto got out of his bed, and started preparing for his breakfast. Just some simple egg on toast would do for him today. As he slowly munched on his food, he thought of what would be happening today. He had decided to finally drop his mask of idiocy and show them how much they had underestimated him.

Today he wasn't wearing his usual attire for the idiot that he acted like, no. He was wearing almost the same clothes as last night, minus the cape, and wearing a black flak jacket over his shirt. The Uchiha fledgling would probably say that he was just trying to act cool. Like he needed to be anyway.

At the academy he had gradually made friends with most people, Choji, a chubby boy, was very kind hearted for his profession, that would either allow him to rise to greatness, or die very early in his career.

Kiba, was about Naruto's physical age, and was probably his best friend. Even though he acted like he didn't know what was happening most of the time, which was because he preferred to follow than to lead. The Inuzuka's were a very loyal family, loyal to the core most people would say, so, like a lot of Inuzuka's, instead of leading he had decided to follow.

Shikamaru was probably the laziest person he had ever met, sure he was a genius, but that didn't mean that he could slack off during missions, he could be responsible for an entire team's death if he didn't check the perimeter carefully, or if he fell asleep during his watch. He as probably the only one that had caught on that Naruto was stronger than he had let people think that he was.

Hinata was probably the nicest person to him out of the class of students, whenever Naruto approached her, she always blushed and looked away. Though he didn't know it, every time he talked to her, Akako was screaming in his head that she had a crush on him, and he was a bigger idiot that… a turtle… yeah… she didn't know why she called him that either.

And then there was Shino, Shino was a… quiet person. Even though Naruto had attempted to start a conversation with him countless times, he was always shunned away, being told that it was "Not logical" for him to talk to him. But that didn't worry Naruto greatly.

And then there were the people that almost literally loathed Naruto from the core. While Shino was still Neutral, There were others like Sakura, Ino and of course the Great and Emo, Sasu-Gay!

Sakura always acted like the banshee that she truly was to Naruto, Naruto still cursed the very day that he had chosen to show hi fake affections to her. Every time he 'Asked her out'; she had always screamed at him and hit him on his head. While this didn't hurt because she had never trained a day in her life, it still annoyed him that she had rejected every offer he had thrown her way.

Ino wasn't as bad as The Pink Banshe- I mean Sakura, sure she still hit him when he bad mouthed Sasuke, (Which was always totally true) at the very least he could hold a conversation with her without it turning into, "How cool Sasuke-Kun is", or how much he would "Beat Naruto up every time". She was still nice enough to him.

And then there was Sasuke. He was an emo with a haircut that looked like a ducks ass. Naruto's only explanation about he came to be like that was probably when his older brother murdered his entire family. I mean, sure he didn't have anyone to love him, (Naruto didn't either (At least that's what he thought… mwahahahaha)) but his Avenger level was over 9000 (A/N* Yes, yes I did just do that). Which was insane. He hated Naruto with every fibre of his body, not caring if he died or anything like that, and Naruto didn't mid either, because the Uchiha family seemed to be out for his blood the most out of all of the shinobi families.

As Naruto finished his breakfast, he put his plate in the sink and jumped out his window. (Traditional Ninja Style) Jumping from rooftop to rooftop he rapidly made his way to the academy. Wearing his mask, the students didn't know what to think of him, they had no idea who he was and Naruto had no plans to show him until during the roll call.

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Entering his classroom he saw the emo and his banshee's were already there, not want to disturb their 'Sasuke-kun Time' he walked around them and sat down next to Kiba.

"Hey there Naruto!" Kiba smiled "Nice new get-up, but I could smell you ever since you entered the academy grounds!"

"Nice Kiba," Naruto grumbled, hoping to at least fool him once, "I thought I was finally gonna sneak up on you."

"You know that that will probably never happen, unless you discover my one true weakness!" Kiba exclaimed.

"And what would that be?" Naruto asked, curious as to how the Inuzuka would respond.

"Not telling." Kiba stated to a sweat dropping Naruto.

While they were finishing their conversation, the Three Butskateers (A/N* Don't worry, I'll never call them that again… unless you like it :D) had finally noticed that there was another ninja in the room that they had never seen before, this didn't surprise Naruto as it was a bit annoying to even look at him while he was wearing the mask.

"Hey Baka!" Sakura screamed with her usual frequency, "You're not allowed in here, this is for ninja! Not idiots like whoever you are."

"Yeah, get lost, you're probably weaker than Sakura." Sasuke said

"Sasuke-kun, you're soooo cooool!" Sakura said, looking at him with sparkles in her eyes, completely oblivious to the fact that he had insulted her just moments before.

"Have you really forgotten me already?" Naruto asked as Iruka walked into the room.

"EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!" Iruka shouted using his Big Head no Jutsu.

Iruka looked around the classroom and noticed one thing different than usual.

"Who are you?" He said, pointing at Naruto who was wearing his mask.

"Have you to forgotten me already… Iruka-Sensei?" Naruto spoke as he was pulling his mask of to reveal who he was exactly.

"N-Naruto!?" Iruka asked, "Is that really you? You look so… different."

"Yes, it's me Iruka-Sensei, I just decided to… drop the mask so to speak." Naruto replied to Iruka, hinting that he was hiding more things than what he had just shown.

"Naruto no Baka!" The Pink Banshee screamed, "Stop trying to look cooler than Sasuke-kun!"

"Yeah dobe, you're just a clanless nobody, like you could ever be better than me." Said the resident emo.

"Whatever Teme, I don't care for your childish insults." Naruto replied

"Calm down everyone!" Mizuki said, entering the room, 'By the end of the day the demon will die and I shall return to Orochimaru-Samas' side!'

"Mizuki is right, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, be quiet so we can commence the exams." Iruka said, trying to lower the tension.

After everybody was quietened, Iruka decided that it was time to begin the Gennin Exams.

"Alright everybody! The first part of the exams is a written test. Everything in this test you HAVE learnt throughout the year so no complaining that it's too hard." Iruka said, getting everyone's attention.

As the tests were being handed out, Sasuke simply glared at Naruto, who in response, simply sighed at his pathetic Killing Intent.

"Alright everyone, begin!" Iruka said to the entire class.

As the papers were turned over, Naruto smirked at the first few questions he saw, they were so easy! He had learned a lot from Akako, spending years sharpening up his mind so that he would be smart enough to answer anything people asked him, the questions on the paper were child's play! I mean, Question 4 was simply,

Who was the Fourth Hokage?

A Sarutobi Hiruzen

B Namikaze Minato

C Jiraiya of the Sannnin

D Michael Jackson

Naruto hadn't even HEARD of Michael Jackson, maybe he was just some made up person designed to make the test harder. If anyone didn't answer this question, he seriously doubted that Konoha would survive for another two or three years even! He smirked as he circled B, For Namikaze Minato, probably knowing more about the man than anyone else in the room.

As Naruto rapidly finished his essay he began to relax, if this was the standard of the Gennin Exam, there was no WAY that he could possibly fail it!

Time Skip no Jutsu~ 45 minutes later.

Naruto was simply relaxing for the last 35 minutes of the test, as his classmates finished. Currently, Iruka was collecting the essays while Mizuki grimaced looking at the results of Naruto's essay, 'A perfect score!? How could the demon possibly do that well! He must have cheated!"

It was finally time for the second exam, a Kunai and Shuriken accuracy test, each person had 10 Kunai's and Shuriken's and 10 targets. The objective was to get as many points as possible out of a total of 200. 10 points for bullseyes and so on.

The majority of the class was getting mediocre scores, most getting between 120 and 140 points each as a total, until it was Sasuke's turn.

"Go Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed, "Get the best score ever!"

Naruto sighed at her idiocy, she had barely passed the test, scraping through at 103 points. Instead of cheering for her 'Sasuke-kun' she should be training herself to become stronger.

Sasuke smirked as he stepped up to the kunai throwing part of the test, trying to show off, he picked up all ten kunai, and threw them at the same time.

"Nice job Sasuke, you got 94 points on the Kunai test, now move on to the Shuriken test." Iruka told him.

Nodding, Sasuke removed all of the kunai and retrieved the shuriken. Taking a deep breath and smirking again, he threw them at the same time, using the same tactic as last time.

"A score of 90 points, making your total… 184 points! Top of the class Sasuke!" Iruka said to Sasuke as his fangirls screamed and cooed about how awesome he was. Smirking, he walked back in the class, but not before saying;

"Beat that Dobe."

"With pleasure Teme." Naruto said while walking up to the throwing range.

"Next up is Naruto Uzumaki!" Iruka said, watching him walk up.

Standing next to the stand holding the kunai and shuriken, he did something no-one had ever tried before, he picked up 10 shuriken in his left hand, and 10 kunai in his right.

"Don't cut yourself dobe!" Sasuke said. "Actually don't worry about what I just said, bleed to death for all I care."

Naruto shrugged off the insult, steadying himself, he prepared himself to throw the kunai and shuriken. Subconsciously, he channelled wind chakra into his weapons. He had learnt to do this with Akako during his training.

Shink!

Iruka gasped in awe of the feat Naruto had just did, whilst the rest of the class, minus a few people, burst into laughter.

"Good going Dobe!" Sasuke snorted, "I knew you were retarded, but you missed every single target!"

"No he didn't," Iruka said to the general surprise of the class, "He infused wind chakra into them, every hit was perfect." He said while walking up to the training dummy.

With a simple flick of his finger, the training dummy fell apart, hay going all over the ground as Iruka announced;

"Naruto Uzumaki, perfect score of 200 points!"

Sasuke scowled at this announcement, thinking that the 'dobe' must have cheated somehow.

"Alright everyone, let's go on to the final part of the exams, you have to perform the three standard acdemy justu, the Kawirimi no Jutsu, the Henge no Justu and the Bunshin no Jutsu." Iruka spoke to the entire class. "Now let's head back inside."

As everybody walked back inside, Naruto realised what he had just said. Even through his entire training regimine and near perfect chakra control, he had never been able to pull off a regualar bunshin. To make up for this, Akako had taught him three variations, and taking an initiative upon himself, he created one himself. Akako had taught him the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, the Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu and the Katon Bunshin no Jutsu. He himself had created the Kaze Bunshin no Jutsu, which he would probably save for a later date and show Iruka his specialty, the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.

Time Skip no Jutsu! 10 minutes

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"Naruto Uzumaki!" Iruka called out after Sasuke had returned to the room, smirking as he donned his latest item of value, a Konoha Hitai-ate.

As Naruto walked to the seperate room he could hear the jeering of the civilian students and Sakura and Sasuke. Ignoring it, he simply walked into the room, preparing to earn his stripes.

"Alright then Naruto, can you please show me your Henge no Jutsu, transform into any persont that you would like." Iruka said to Naruto.

After thinking for a moment, Naruto made the appropriate Hand Seal (A/N I don't really know what the are, apart from the Half Ram for the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) for the henge and stated in a convicted tone, "Henge no Jutsu!"

In a puff of smoke, Naruto dissapeared, and standing in his place was a perfect henge of the Yondaime Hokage. Iruka couldn't help himslef from comparing how alike he was compared to Naruto, he could have almost sworn they were father and son.

"Well done Naruto! You pass the Henge test, now show me your Kawirim no Jutsu, switch places with the log placed at the end of the room please." Iruka told Naruto.

"Alright then, Kawirimi no Jutsu!" And with a puff of smoke, Naruto reappeared at the other end of the room, with a log where he had originally been standing.

"Good job again Naruto! Perfect marks once more on the previous two Jutsu's!" Iruka said, smiling at what he though as his surrogate brother.

"Thanks Iruka-sensei!" Naruto smiled.

"Now finally," Iruka said with his face having a serious look on it suddenly. "I know that you have never successfully done this before, but now you have to show me your Bunshin no Jutsu."

'Yes! Finally the Demon will fail and my plan will go ahead as I had originally hoped!' Mezuki thought evilly.

"Ne, Iruka-sensei, is it alright if I don't use Bunshin no Jutsu, but instead use a variant?" Naruto queeried, hoping that he could.

"I wasn't aware that you knew of another," Iruka replied, looking slightly shocked, "As long as you can make two perfect copies of youself, than that should suffice."

"Thanks Iruka-sensei!" Naruto smiled, then he formed the Half-Ram symbol and shouted, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

The entire room was covered in smoke from Naruto's jutsu. As the smoke cleared, Iruka almost fainted in shock, filling the entire room was an army of Naruto's. This was like hell on earth, imagine the destruction he could cause, the pranks he could pull!

"Do I pass Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked, knowing his answer already.

"Y-Yeah... you do Naruto," Iruka replied, utterly astounded that Naruto had pulled off a Jutsu that most Jonnin level shinobi struggled to do, "Here's your headband, just wait outside for the announcement."

Naruto nodded and walked putside the room, to the awating class of passing shinobi.

Time Skip no Jutsu! Ten minutes (A/N I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of typeing that :D)

Iruka walked back into the classroom, to his annoyance it looked like a fight was going to break out. Sasuke was glaring at Naruto, his hand moving closer to his kunai pouch.

"FIGHT ME DOBE!" Sasuke shouted at Naruto.

"Hmmmmm, how about no, Sasu-gay." Naruto responded, enjoying playing with Sasuke's emotions.

"Why not dobe," Sasuke said, pulling his trump card, "scared?"

"Of humiliating you in front of your fangirls? Yeah, definetly scared." Naruto responded.

"Thats it Dobe!" Sasuke growled, opening his kunai pouch and drawing a kunai, "That was your last chance."

"UCHIHA SASUKE!" Iruka shouted as he witnessed Sasuke atempting to attack a Leaf Shinobi, "PUT DOWN THAT KUNAI BEFORE I REPORT YOU!"

"Hn, like you could do that," Sasuke smirked, " I'm an Uchiha, the elite of the elite, some nobody Chunnin like you can't possibly stop somebody like me." He said preparing to attack Naruto again.

As he launched towards Naruto, he suddenly was pulled out of Mid-Air and slammed into the ground.

"Sasuke-chan, I suggest you don't call Iruka-sensei something like that again," Naruto said in a sing-song voice, "Or it might not be possible for you to even revive your clan!" He said with an evil grin donning his face.

Sasuke paled dramatically, realising just what Naruto meant. "Y-You wouldn't! You're just a dobe!" He said, denying the truth that was in front of him.

"Wouldn't I?" Naruto asked, with the same smile on his face, "Now apologise to Iruka-sensei, and I might not do just what you're thinking." Naruto said, almost like he was reading Sasuke's very thoughts.

"I-I'm sorry Iruka-sensei." Sasuke said, still shooting glares at Naruto, while he thought nobody was looking.

"Okay than..." Iruka said cautiously, gauging the KI (A/N Killing Intent, I'm calling it that now) "Congradulations on graduating from tha Academy!"

"Now for the announcements on the top students this year!" Iruka said, pulling out a piece of paper with writing on it."

"Number One Male Graduate is Naruto Uzumaki, with a final score of 100%, coming in a second wit 93% is Sasuke Uchiha!"

Much to the Uchiha's annoyance, Naruto flourished a bow, much to some of the classes amusemnt.

"BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Everybodies least favourite Banshee screamed, "NARUTO NO-BAKA SHOULDN'T BE ALOUD TO GRADUATE, AND SASUKE SHOULD WIN, HE'S SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE IDIOT!"

"Calm down Sakura or I'll have no choice to throw you out," Iruka warned, "Need I remind you that you graduated last this year? Barley scraping through?"

Sakura at least had the decency to blush, realising her mistake as the class laughed at her together.

"Now," Iruka resumed, "As I was saying before I got interrupted." He said, shooting a glare at Sakura.

"The top Kunoichi of the year is Hyuuga Hinata, with a score of 94%, second place is Harume Isagawa, with 73%." Iruka said smiling at the two girls, who blushed finding out their placings.

"Class will resume for one last time in a week at 1:00pm for the Gennin Team assignments." Iruka said, "Until then, CLASS DISSMISSED!"

Naruto walked out of the room with a big smile on his face. Feeling someone touching his shoulder, he turned around to see Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru and Choji standing behind him.

"Hey there Naruto," Choji said pleasantly, smiling as usual, "My Dad's making a dinner for our family tonight at the Akimichi Clan House to celebrate me becoming a Gennin! Would you like to come? Shikamaru said he could but Kiba and Hinata have the same kind of deal as my parents, but there won't be enough food for you!" He said, grinning knowingly as he remembered the first time Naruto and he ate together.

Flashback no Jutsu 3 years

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It had been a long day for Naruto as he walked down the street. He had been training his ass off during the night, and even physical conditioning during the day as per Akako's ordered!

He sighed as he walked down the street, noticing one of his classmates, the Akimici, judging by the boy's... tubbiness...

"Heya there Naruto!" The Akimichi greeted, "My name's Choji, and we're in the same class together!"

"Anyway, I saw you walking down the street, and I thought you looked hungry, wanna grab a bite to eat?" Choji said, anxious to make a new friend.

"Kit, do it, making friends is important in the life of a shinobi," Akako said to him, "They can help you train, spar and even relax after a long, tough mission."

"Okay then... Choji" Naruto said to the Akimichi.

"Really!" Choji said, excited about making a new friend, "How about that ramen stand over there, Ichiraku Ramen I think it's called."

Naruto just shrugged, he had never really tried ramen after he had met Akako, prefering to live off the land, capturing animals for meals.

"Yeah sure," Naruto responded, "I haven't had ramen in a few years."

"Well let's go get some."

Walking up to the ramen stand, Naruto walked cautiously, preparing to flee at any moment in case the owner decided to attack him. Sitting down at the stools, a 13 year old girl greeted them.

"Hey there!" The girl said, "My name's Ayame Ichiraku, what can I get you today?" The girl now identified as Ayame asked.

"Uuum, can I get 10 bowls of Pork Ramen?" The every hungry Akimichi asked. "Sure thing!" Ayame replied.

Naruto was in awe, he had finally found a shop that allowed him to eat without the threat of being hurt by the owners! Smiling, Naruto decided on what he was having.

"10 bowls of Miso Ramen please!" He grinned at Ayame.

"Thems be fighten' words," Choji said to Naruto, "Eating contest?"

"Now now buys, I'm sure everyth-" Ayame started.

"Challenge Accepted." Naruto said, preparing himself for an eating contest.

"3,2,1, GO!" The boys shouted in unison as Ayame sweat dropped and shook at the thought of what was going to be a loong day.

Flashback no Jutsu, KAI!

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"Yeah, sure thing Choji!" Naruto said, smirking at the thought of what his dinner was going to be like that night.

"Alright, come to my place at around 7 tonight, and we'll have the contest of a lifetime." Choji grinned.

"Contest of a lifetime so far!" Naruto corrected.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru sighed.

"See you soon guys!" Naruto said, walking away from his friends, still smiling at the though of what his dinner was going to be that night.

Choji's father, Chouza, was a very plump man. Being the clan head of the Akimichi though, he was also extremely strong, and very smart. When they had first met, Chouza was nice to Naruto, knowing of the Yondaime Hokage's sealing profficiency, and trusting that it would keep the Kyuubi inside him.

Naruto truly was grateful to that man, out of all of his friends' parents, he had accepted him immediately, the longest being Hiashi Hyuuga, but that was for another reason... hehehe pink underwear everywhere...

Shaking evil thoughts out of his head, Naruto just decided to go home and wait for the dinner.

Time Skip no Jutsu! 1 week

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Naruto was sitting in the Academy for one last time, praying that he was going to be on a good team... As usual, Ino and Sakura had arrived at the same time, screaming about how they were going to be sitting next to their, Emo Basta- I mean, Sasuke-kun, who meanwhile, was assuming his trademark, go away, I'm Emo look.

As Iruka entered the classroom he prayed to Kami-Sama that he wouldn't be ending up with those three people.

"Alright everyone," Iruka called out,"It was a pleasure teaching you this year! I hope to work with you on missions very soon, but for know, let's assign the teams!"

At meantioning the teams, everyone seemed to pay more attention to him, it was important after all.

"Team 1 through to 5 have been taken by the other classes in the academy, so we'll start of with Team 6, Team 6, Yagami Matsumoto, Agawa Roshi and Kishimoto Renji , (A/N yup, a montage to Kishi-kun!) your Jonnin-sensei will be Hayate Gecko.

All three boys nodded, and sat together on one of the unoccupied seats."Team 7, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino and Uchiha Sasuke, your Jonnin-sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." Iruka said, ignoring the screams coming from Sakura and Ino, as Sasuke was cursed to eternam hell.

"Team 8, will be Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino, your Jonnin-sensei will be Kurenai (Whats her last name...?)

The three Gennin smiled, while they could have had a better team, at least they didn't have Sasuke, Sakura or Ino dragging them down.

"Team 10 will be-" Iruka started until a random Gennin asked a question.

"What about Team 9?" he asked

"What about Team 9?" Iruka replied, "Nah, I'm kidding, Team 9 is still in circulation from last year."

"As I was saying, Team 10 will be Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji, and Uzumaki Naruto, your Jonnin-sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma."

The three Gennin grinned, they could not have wished for a better team. Even Shikamaru didn't say troublesome... but he still thought it.

"Alright everyone, your Jonnin-sensei will be here soon, it was great teaching you all! I hope to see you soon!" Said and enthusiastic Iruka, with no Mizuki beside him, as he was caught stealing the Scroll of Forbidden Jutus's by the Sandaime Hokage.

"Team 10, with me." A tall man, with a short beard, and a cigarette with his mouth called, presuming him to be Sarutobi Asuma, the Gennin obliged, and followed him out of the room, seeing other Jonnin's enter, yet unsurprisingly, no Hatake Kakashi yet...

"Alright, first things first," The Jonnin said, "My name is Sarutobi Asuma, I will be your Jonnin-sensei, and first, I would like you to tell me a bit about yourselves, You first tubby."

"Ah sensei, I would suggest not making any comments about Choji's weight... he gets... scary..." Naruto said, shaking slightly.

Asuma blinked, and decided to take note on Naruto's advice, seeing what looked light the Kyuubi's chakra encircling the boy... and Naruto was the one with the Kyuubi!

"Okay, I mean Choji." Asuma said, correcting himself as the boy calmed down.

"My name is Akimichi Choji!" He responded enthusiastically, " My likes are my friends, training with my family, and food! My dislikes are people who think that I'm fat, emo's and salad. My dream is to one day become the Clan Head of the Akimichi Clan, and help my friends with their dreams as well."

"Good, now your turn, Pinapple..." Asuma began, looking over to where Shikamaru was, "Pinapple?"

"Zzzzzzz." Was the only response he got.

Sweatdropping, he motion to Naruto to wake him... which he got a sneaking suspiscion was a bad idea, judging from the evil grin on his face.

Naruto simply made a Mizu bunshin, and made it sit on Shikamaru's lifeless form... before dispelling it.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru said, dripping wet, "I guess it's my turn?

Not waiting for an answer, he just began, "My name is Nara Shikamaru, My likes are clouds, shogi and sleeping. My dislikes are troublesome people and people who wake me up." He said, shooting a glare at Naruto, who in turn, turned into a chibi version of himself, looking like he was trying to act innocent. "My dream is to not die until I'm 70, married a wife who is not beatiful and not ugly, have to children I can play shogi with, and die peacefully."

Everyone surrounding him sweat dropped, all thinking the exact same thing, 'Why be Shinobi of you don't want to die...'

"Finally, your turn blondie." Asuma said, pointing at Naruto.

"Alright!" Naruto shouted, "My likes are my friends, ramen and Choji's dad's cooking. My dislikes are Emo's, Banshees and people who can't tell the difference between a kunai and the scroll it's sealed in.

Asuma nodded, slightly shocked that he knew, but nodded, understanding his point of view.

"My dream, I'm not really sure of, but if I were to want anything, it would be the hat the Jiji wears!"

Everyone sweatdropped, pressuming that Naruto wanted to be the Hokage... or a Hat Thief.

"Alright then everyone, meet me at training ground 10 tommorow at 10 in the morning." Asuma said, "And don't be late!"

Naruto walked off into the day, thinking about how tommorrow was going to be, he was almost certain that Asuma was going to pull some kind of test on them... but what?

-Chapter End-

Special Omake!

Omake 1: The day Naruto met the Demon Pig of Inpending Doom

It was about 3 years into Naruto's training with Akako, he had already begun learning Fuuinjutsu, he had learnt a lot about history as well and he was about Chunnin level in general fighting.

"Naruto-kun! Can you please come over here and meet your new trainging partner!" Akako shouted at Naruto in the other end of his midnscape.

Since they had met, Naruto had changed to area of his mindscape since they had first met. Originally, it was a sewer, showing how his emotions were as a child. But now, it was a beautiful forest with lots of small rabits for Akako to hunt down during the day. Not just that, but it had several families of foxes living there in harmony with nature.

Naruto, being the obedient boy that he was, wandered over to Akako wondering what weapon of mass destruction and pain she had created to play with him.

"What's this all about?" Naruto asked, "I've always had you as a training partner."

"Yes you have indeed, Naruto-kun, but my capabilities far exceed yours, so I created something for you to increase your speed, stealth and ability to think on your feet!" Akako smirkerd.

"This doesn't sound good..." Naruto mumbled, already slightly shaking as he remembered previous 'friends' Akako had made for him.

"I present to you... The Demon Pig of Impending Doom!" Akaka said to Naruto, laughing evily as she looked upon his rapidly paling face.

"Oh dear Kami-Sama... GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" Naruto screamed in panic.

"OINK" The pig roared at Naruto.

Most of you people are probably thinking this is just a normal pig. But you're wrong... It was 10ft tall and breathed fire... and exploding baby pigs.

"OH GOD! IT BURNS!" Naruto screamed, running around his mindscape... on fire with baby exploding pigs latched onto him.

Akako just stood there, laughing her ass off at his newest training partner that would be used and upgraded in the years to come!

OMAKE END

Hey guys, we're at the end of another chapter. People have been asking why I am not including lemons... and by people I mean one person... but there is a reason! My beta readers a females... and everyone knows that girls a scary... and my beta readers are espescially scary... (Hides in corner in fetal position) help me... Anyway, big shout out to my first reviewers, Kedo, .3762, Thunder Claw03, cook563, AmberFireAngel, drannaka, Guest and Kevin. Thank you all for reading and review my first fanfic! You have no idea how happy it made me... Oh yeah, before I go... do you want an Omake next chapter of Naruto's dinner at the Akimichi's? I had fun writing the Omake in this chapter... once again tysomuchjademahbaytareadah!

~Shadow Revolution, Out!