Hello, people. Since I don't think I'll get any more reviews for chapter 1 and 4 is close enough to 5, I'll post this chapter one review early! I think Sasuke shouldn't be a cat. He'd look better as a cockatoo! Only because of his hairstyle, though. Based on his personality, I'd say he's a wolf! He somewhat likes his teammates and would fight for them. He also hates anyone that tries to kill them. So, I really think he should be a wolf! At least until he gets his curse mark. Then, I'd say he's more of a snake... Just like Orochimaru! Who agrees?Anyway, I'll leave you to read chapter 2!

I don't own Naruto in any way, unfortunately.

-Rabid.

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Chapter 2: Assault on the Jounin! Sasuke's Number One Mistake

The neko opened his crimson eyes. The house was silent, except for soft snoring from two sources in a room from behind him. 'Maybe nin-jutsu would be too loud. I'll get revenge without it' he told himself.

Sasuke silently opened the cage door and warily looked around for any sign of a trap. He took a single step into the darkness. 'Where to start... his fabrics will rip quietly compared to most other things...' The neko smirked as he carefully plotted his assault against the Copy Ninja.

He first shredded the curtains, leaving them in ribbons. The couch was next. The Neko Ninja slowly went through his sensei's possessions, shredding every piece of fabric he could reach. Next came the ripping of wires...

Sasuke unsheathed his kunai-like claws. In one fluid movement, the wires in his aim were completely severed. Every wire in the house faced their demise that way.

'I should destroy his beloved Icha Icha Paradise...' the neko told himself. 'How evil would that be?' Sasuke pounced onto the bookshelf and shredded each one of Kakashi's beloved books. Afterwards, he scattered the paper everywhere. The neko listened intently, making sure Kakashi was still asleep. He could still hear soft snoring.

The black-furred cat then proceeded to hide underneath the demolished couch, hardly able to wait for morning. 'I can't wait to see Kakashi's face...' That was his last thought before drifting off into a dreamless sleep...

"Sasuke...! I know you're under there. Get out here now!" someone shouted, interrupting his sleep. When the neko opened his blood colored eyes, he saw a string. It twitched slightly. An urge to paw at it rose from nowhere in particular. Sasuke couldn't suppress it. He grabbed at the string. It pulled away, trying to entrap Sasuke in Kakashi's plan.

'Damn these... cat instincts...' he cursed to himself as he slowly, against his will fell into the trap.

Once he was out of the safety the couch provided, a hand roughly pinned Sasuke to the ground.

"Have fun last night?" Kakashi asked in a poisonous tone.

Sasuke flinched back and tried to formulate a plan to escape the wrath of his enraged sensei. There wasn't one. 'Damn...' he cursed again. The neko seemed to shrink under Kakashi's gaze. 'Damn...' He glanced over to the kitsune. Naruto seemed to enjoy every moment of this.

Sasuke focused his chakra into his right paw andunsheathed his claws. The neko sent a claw through Kakashi's hand. Three large gashes dripped blood. The copy ninja glanced over to his hand and was slightly distracted by it. That was the opening the cat ninja was waiting for.

The neko bolted away. Seeing the kitchen window was and there was a tree outside of it, he went into the kitchen. The the raven furred cat jumped onto the counter and pounced outside, landing in the tree. He proceeded to climb up onto higher branches where a full grown ninja wouldn't be able to stand without crashing down to the ground.

Sasuke's eyes gleamed with self satisfaction. He had finally beaten the jounin. Naruto looked out the kitchen window and stared up at his neko teammate. His eyes were filled with laughter.

"You really pissed him off, Sasuke-Teme! He's out for your skin now!" the kitsune barked. "I'd run into the forest and hide if I were you!" He giggled,"Go on... Scardy cat!"

Sasuke glared at the fox. 'He's trying to lure me into another trap. I'll use Sharingan to find Kakashi's chakra source. If he's nowhere around, I'll turn the fox into ribbons!' The neko closed his eyes for a few seconds and reopened them. Each eye had two comma-like shapes around the pupil. He looked past Naruto and saw another chakra. It was Kakashi's.

'It is a trap! I knew it!' The neko got up and climbed to a branch where sunlight reached and laid down. "Whatever," he yawned and let his eyes fade back to the odd blood colored ones of his cat form. 'That baka thinks he can fool me?!' he thought before closing his eyes and basking in the sunlight. 'Damn these stupid kitty habits. I hate them! They make me feel so... lazy...' he cursed to himself. 'This must be how Shikamaru feels all the time.'

The neko noticed a blur of orange under the tree. He looked down lazily and saw a hyper kitsune running underneath him.

"Hey, Sasuke-Teme! Guess what! The med ninjas think they found a way to turn us back to normal! Come on!" Naruto barked happily.

'It could be a trap...' the neko told himself. Kakashi walked over, a bandage wrapped around his hand.

"Sasuke, come on. The sooner you're human, the sooner you're out of my house," Kakashi said emotionlessly. He was obviously still angered about the destruction incident. That wasn't surprising, seeing as that was only about five hours ago. That or the clawing incident.

Sasuke yawned and slowly climbed down the tree. When he got close to the ground, he pounced down and stretched. They quickly walked to the Konohagakure Hospital. The three shinobi were sent to a room on the second floor. Once they were there, they sat and waited. A doctor came in a few minutes later with two bowls of something that smelled disgusting.

"Drink this. You should turn into humans again," he instructed.

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So, that's chapter 2! Hope you enjoyed it! If anyone knows another word I could use for unsheathing claws on a cat, please tell me! Don't forget to review. I'll post the next chapter when I get up to at least 9 reviews!

-Rabid