Contest of Ogress
Chapter 1 Challenge
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Shrek. This is just a story for fun.
It was a bright day in the swamp at Shrek's house. Fiona his wife was outside on the porch sweeping and attending to some sunflowers sitting on the window. Shrek, Puss, and Donkey were just sitting around relaxing inside watching channels on the Magic Mirror. They were watching a horse chase on KNIGHTS. Fiona just looked at them and smiled.
"Boys just relaxing." She though as she continued with her work.
All of a sudden there was a loud of a bunch of marching feet. Everyone raced outside to see what was going on. They saw a large number of male ogres carrying spears. A couple had a large red flag. They stopped a few yards from the house. The ogres parted into two rows on either side. A ogress with black hair, wearing a red dress, and bronze grown decorated with some pearls walked between the rows and towards Shrek and his friends.
"Gwen!" Gasped Shrek.
Fiona, Puss, and Donkey looked at Shrek confused.
"She's an old girlfriend I used to have back in my teenage years." Explained Shrek.
His friends nodded in understanding.
"Hello my darling Shrek." Said Gwen.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Shrek.
"I've come to make you my husband." Said Gwen.
"What?!" Shouted Shrek.
"An ogre like you needs a real ogress to love." Said Gwen.
"Hey! I'm a real ogress!" Shouted Fiona.
"Oh please I know you story. You were once a beautiful human princess with a curse. Every night you would turn into a ogress. Your parents put you inside a tall tower guarded by a dragon. Shrek here came along doing some dumb quest for some guy called Farquaad. He rescued you and you two latter fell in love. You kissed and you became a full ogress." Said Gwen.
Fiona just stared at Gwen in shock.
"Hold on there. Yes the story is true, but Fiona is as about as much of an ogre as anyone here!" Said Shrek.
"Alright lets put her to the test. I challenger her to an Ogre Battle. There will be at least three battles. A battle of back wind, a battle of burps, and a battle of combat. If she can beat me in at least two of the battles she has proven herself and she will remain Shrek's wife. But if she loses all two Shrek will have to marry me." Said Gwen. Do you accept the challenge?" She asked.
"I do!" Said Fiona.
"Good will see you tomorrow then." Said Gwen.
With that Gwen and her Ogres marched off. Shrek looked at Fiona.
"Don't worry I can beat her." She said.
"I know you can." Said Shrek.
They kissed and went back into their house to prepare for tomorrow's challenges.
To be continued.