New chapter a bit shorter than the others but it should tide you over for a while

VoltRush: Thats actually a very good idea maybe I can use it in a later chapter.

Fortune Zyne: Yes there will be more Dark Eldar just not necessarily as an army as you will see as you read on. Also chances are I won't use special character 'cause I'm reletively new to the Warhammer univerese started on Christmas actually.

Doorcf: Blow up the house? I neither confirm nor deny.

Notenufdakka: Only The Emperor knows, because shock horror I make up the story as I go along well I plan one chapte ahead anyway.

Colonel-Mustard1990: I can't believe I missed that when I read over it and the Eldar names are used in this chapter.

Just so you know:

"= normal speech

'= Head speech/ conversing within my head.

I woke up and two very attractive girls were checking over me.

"I must have died and gone to heaven to be looked after women as attractive as you," I said smiling.

The two girls recoiled in disgust and then I realised they had pointy ears.

"MON-KEIGH!" They both screeched.

"Oh God I'm in Hell," I groaned.

They both disappeared in a poof of smoke. Thinking about it weren't the Eldar about a fiftieth of my size. I looked around and the room was perfectly white- I didn't even have a white room in my house. The only piece of furniture was the bed I was in there wasn't even a door. Where was I?

Then I heard tapping and a Dark Eldar came into view and ran towards my crippled form. Then just before she reached my bed she exploded in a blue light. Behind her was standing the Farseer with smoking shuriken pistol in hand. She reached up and unclasped the mask from her face and set it down on the floor. She was gorgeous. Her blue eyes were piercing but alluring. Her light brown hair was smooth and when she unclipped it, it rested just on her shoulders.

"Why, thank you Mon-keigh,"

Dammit she can read my thoughts, can't she?

"Yes I can,"

"Stop doing that,"

"Nope,"

"Fine," I sighed, "Where actually are we?,"

"Well Mon-keigh you nearly died, we managed to remove the poison from your body, but the blade blighted your soul. We have been removing the remaining daemons from within you,"

"Yes but where are we?"

"We are in your soul Mon-keigh, it is strange however that you show awareness, the only non-Eldar we have known to do this is your Grey Knights and they are trained in the art of fighting chaos,"

"Is that some respect in your voice?"

"No Mon-keigh it just an incredible feat, for a primitive anyway,"

Then as she finished another Dark Eldar walked in but this one was different, she was unarmed. The Farseer raised her weapon but then the Dark Eldar spoke.

"Now now sister you wouldn't kill me again would you?"

"Don't tempt me,"

"There's no point anyway the blade that infected him was bound to my soul, you didn't remove the pieces in time. I'm part of him now,"

"What! There's a Dark Eldar stuck in my head," I butted in.

"No darling not in your head, inside of you completely and your inside of me, now that's an enticing thought," She said sizing me- well one part of me- up, "Think of it as an adventure,"

The way she said adventure chilled me to my core, I doubt that her adventure involved moving from one particular place.

"You've got that right," She said.

"Your a psyker?" This was the Farseer now.

"No dear sister, I'm part of him remember,"

It's just my luck that I don't get stuck with the torturers no I get stuck with one from the pleasure cults.

"But is it good or bad luck. Hmm,"

"Fine if I'm sharing my head with you can I at least know your name?"

"I don't see the problem with that, you're going to need something to cry out anyway. I'm called Yarsa,"

I shuddered at this.

"And you, Farseer?"

"I am Farseer Karha, Mon-Keigh,"

"I have a name,"

"Yes sister, it's William or just Will to his friends,"

"This is going to get annoying really quickly,"

Then without warning I came around on the bathroom floor- Eldar crowding around me.

"Thank you Karha you've saved my life twice now,"

Silence.

"Don't act like that, I know you can hear me,"

Silence.

"Karha, Karha? Ok now I'm worried,"

I had a good look at the Eldar around me. There was something off about them. Their armour was adorned with spikes. Dark Eldar.

I heard clapping in my head- Yarsa.

'I thought you never would have figured it out,'

'I don't have time for this,'

'Now, Will, I can call you will right? As much as I like my people I come first, word of warning, the next five minutes are going to be very uncomfortable for you.'

'What!'

My mouth opened and strange words started to pour out, the Dark Eldar started to vibrate and then they disappeared in a blue blast. I collapsed again.

"Now, now we're going to have to work on your endurance, if you keep passing out when I take control. It'll have two ways of helping; one, I can actually take control for longer than a couple of seconds and two, you won't disappoint that special someone. Now go on I believe there's some Orks coming our way."

I woke up and my entire body was aching and a green horde was surrounding me.

"Oi umie where you been? Those clicky gits got loose up top and running round everywhere, it all went to 'ell. 'Specially when the pointy gits got loose down 'ere. Worst o' all the posh gits gone missing"

Ok so the Tyranids have got loose so have the Dark Eldar and the normal Eldar have disappeared if I didn't know any better the Chaos Gods were involved.

"Ok round up the boys we going on a WAAAGGHH," I said sounding as Orky as possible.

The Orks around me suddenly perked up.

"WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH"

Kudos to anyone who found the Kelly Chamber refrence from Mass Effect 2. If you did leave it in a review the first to do this gets a prize.