Contest of Ogress

by Major144

Shrek's old girlfriend Gwen wants to take Shrek away to be her husband. She challenges Fiona to an Ogre Battle for Shrek. Can Fiona out fart, burp, and fight Gwen, or will she lose Shrek?

2. Chapter 2 Back Wind

Contest of Ogress
Chapter 2 Back Wind
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Shrek. This is just a story for fun.

Is was a bright day in the swamp. A large group of Ogres, villagers, and other fairy tail creatures. A large arena had been erected in the center of the swamp. On one side stood Fiona and on the other was Fiona. Shrek was massaging Fiona shoulders and giving her a pep talk.
"Now relax you can beat her. Remember what I always say." Said Shrek.
"Better out then in." Said Fiona.
"Now go out there and show her how much of an ogre you are!" Shouted Shrek with a smile.
A bell rang and the two ogress walked to the center. A big fat ogre stood in the middle of the arena.
"The first round of the Ogre Battle will begin! The first battle is back wind! Who ever can fart the loudest and longest will win!" Said the ogre.
The two combinations glared at one another.
"Let the battle begin! Ladies let it rip!" Shouted the fat ogre.
Fiona went first. She closed her eyes and let out a fart.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Farted Fiona.

The crowd cheered and clap. Gwen just smiled at Fiona, closed her eyes and let out a fart of her own.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Farted Gwen.

Gwen smiled smugly at Fiona. Fiona glared at her closed her eyes, clenched her teeth and let out another fart.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Farted Fiona.

Gwen gave Fiona a glare and released another fart.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTT!" Farted Gwen.

Gwen smiled at Fiona. Fiona took a deep breath and let out another fart.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Farted Fiona.

She let out a groan and collapsed to her knees. The fat ogre steeped in and lifted one of Gwen's arms up.
"I pronounce Gwen the winner of the back wind battle!" He shouted.
The crowd cheered. Shrek helped Fiona up and walked her to the other side of the arena. The first round of the Ogre battle was over.

To be continued.