I'm back. Oh yeah if you've reviewed skip over the italics.

Only four reviews I'm dissapointed and don't say you can't review cause anyone can review from now on. I also know people are reading I've had 500 hits on this story in the last month.

Okay now reviews:

EllieJ939: Once again thanks Ellie and yes I am serious.
Blinded in a bolthole: I couldn't help but laugh at the review, and no I haven't heared of it :(
Joshabi: A triangle? nah never happen cause anything that happens with Yarsa would never get beyond a fling. But with Karha? It's an idea I've been toying with.
bip bip bip beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep: Thanks it's what I was aiming for. It's all because I wanted to do a Warhammer fic but I wanted it to be readable for people who have never played or even heared of it.

Okay once more unto the breach.

I woke up and remembered my crazy dream of having all the armies from Warhammer 40k in my house.

'It wasn't a dream,'

I finally opened my eyes and looked out to my room there was Space Marines doing push-ups, Grey Knights practicing their hand to hand and perhaps the strangest of all Terminators chanting a very familiar song.

"Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,

Naal ok zin, los vahriin,

Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal,

Ahrk fin norok paal graan,

Fod nust hon zindro zaan,

Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal."

I racked my brain trying to think of why they would sing that song- I mean it was my chapter after all.

'When you designed them you made them able to speak dragon remember,'

'Thank you Yarsa,'

'No problem,'

I rolled out of bed and I came across the Tech Marines that were cutting the Righteous Fury into plates and putting them into a pile.

"Chapter Lord, we would like to accompany you to collect recon," An Assault Marine called.

"We should accompany you, just in case any of the other armies try anything," A Terminator Shouted.

"Fine," I sighed.

The Assault Marine jumped to my shoulder and the Terminator teleported up to my other. As I was walking down the stairs, the Marines called out their names.

"Assault captain James of the second company."

"Dragon brother Virgil of the first company-Black Dragons."

I came down the stairs and I had to step over a dozen tanks- mainly Leman Russes but some Bane-blades as well.

I found the command squad, Julius and Dmitri were there and there was a new character. She was dressed in a dark green robe and was cradling a staff that was just over her height and had a golden eagle perched on the top.

"Ah Lord William, this is sanctioned Psyker Sara," Dmitri said.

"Nice to meet you Sara,"

"Yes to meet you nice," She mumbled.

I raised an eyebrow and Dmitri shrugged.

"So anyone want some coffee?"

"Yes," Julius said.

"I would like some please," Dmitri said.

"Coffee to I would like,"

I lowered my hand and let them walk to the palm of my hand. I walked out to the kitchen and put the coffee machine on. I opened the cupboard and a tau battle suit handed me a mug. I could definitely get used to this.

I put the mug in the machine and waited for the coffee to pour. The amassed forces disembarked-from my body-onto the worktop. I picked up the mug and lowered it so they could all get some. The Space Marines, the Lord General and the Commissar pulled out some flasks and dipped them in my coffee. Sara looked on trying to figure out something to do. Dmitri decided to speak out.

"Here have mine,"

"Thanks much very,"

I'm sure I saw the grizzled Commissar blush. Oh I definitely saw him blush.

"I'll get you a cup now,"

I went into the cupboard and found an old cup that hadn't been used for years. I placed it on the worktop picked up my Dad's hammer and brought it down on the cup. I looked through the pieces and found a rounded shape. I dipped it into my coffee and passed it to the Commissar.

"You definitely need to make some you sized cups," I said.

I decided to meet the newest arrivals and get them up to speed. I decided to do the Grey Knights first.

'Heh, you did the Grey Knights.'

'Shut up Yarsa.'

So the Grey Knights. I didn't really know much about them apart from they're all Psykers and they kill Daemons.

I walked to their little encampment and asked if I could see their leader. A man who looked extremely like a very specific Mega City One Judge walked out, he even had the helmet that cut off half way down his face.

"I am Justicar Joe Dredd, and we are already up to speed on the current events, we will sign the agreement as long as you do not harbour any vile daemons," Dredd said.

"Well that makes our lives a lot easier," I said before immediately covering my mouth.

"What do you mean, 'our'," he questioned.

'Well there's no point on hiding it now is there,' a disgruntled Yarsa said.

'It was an accident,'

'If I get purged I'll make the rest of your life a living hell,'

'How are you going-'

An immediate burning pain appeared in my groin area.

"Eh I've sort of got a Dark Eldar sharing my body,"

"We can purge that for you if you want,"

The burning pain worsened.

"Nah it's okay, it's sort of grown on me,"

The burning pain subsided.

"If you insist,"

I walked to my now cleaned out cubby hole, and found the sisters of battle had made a small base from spare pieces of plastic and metal.

'Mention a word of me to them and that burning pain will come back.'

'Yes ma'am,'

"Can I speak to the leader of your forces please?"

"I am Canoness Lilith,"

"Nice to meet you Lilith,"

"Likewise,"

"So I need to get you to agree-,"

"Yes the Sentinels have informed us of your current situation, we will accept the form of a truce until we find a way home,"

Okay I've got the armies up to speed and they have a truce of sorts, maybe finally I can get some peace.

"This is an outrage, the green skins cannot be allowed to live," Julius called from the top of my stairs.

"What's going on?"

"Those damn Orks have taken my Baneblades you must bring down your almighty fury upon them,"

'What was that about peace?'

'Shut up Yarsa.'

Okay and that's that done, next chapter will be ready for Valentines day because surprise surprise it's a Valentine special. It's gonna be going away from this story so if you don't want to read it you can skip over it.

Also the Mass Effect refrence: 'Now thats an enticing thought' said to you by Kelly Chambers if you flirt with her. Now because non of you got it I've got a shed load of rippers that I don't know what to do with.

Yarsa: I can think of something.

Me: Not another one of your weird fetishes.

Yarsa: Yup.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!