Hey guys happy valentines day and sorry about my rant last chapter I don't know what came over me. This chapter is set between either Chapters 7&8 or 8&9

Reviews:

Fortune Zyne: Yeah normally they would have but when there's someone who could crush them without thought they may bend a little also the Grey Knights aren't stupid they know that a conflict would end badly for them

Joshabi: Actually they took them in the day as if you check there were baneblades there at the start, also I didn't say the Orks took it, the lord General just thinks they took them as they ended up in the ork area. Take that as you wish.

Elliej939: Like I said to you Yarsa isn't fictional she's an embodiement of the voices also Regular reviewer status is yours hazah.

Anyways onward with the valentine chapter

I woke up feeling glum- well you couldn't really blame me- it was Valentine's Day. Which means I'm gonna spend all day sitting by the TV watching crappy romance and chick-flicks while all my mates will be out with their significant other.

'Don't be so glum,'

Oh yeah I couldn't spend my day alone could I especially when I had to get some certain people gifts.

'That's the spirit,'
'Thank you Yarsa,'
'No problem,'

XXX

"So Lord Will, tell us more of this 'Valentine's Day'," Dmitri asked..
"Well Dmitri, it's a day where people spend time and give gifts to people they care about,"
"Seems kind of pointless to me,"
"Join the club,"

XXX
"Hello Lilith, how are you?" Dredd asked.
"I am fine thank you,"

Dredd twisted his fingers; he had served with Lilith in countless battles and had won countless victories at her side. This was going to make the next few words harder than ever.

"Today is Valentine's Day," He said..
"And?"
"Well I was thinking we could conduct a raid on the Orks together,"
"Joe, I like a good movie and I heard the guardsmen are showing a lot of them later,"
"It's a date, um I mean a get together,"
"Don't worry Joe I know what you mean," She said and then kissed him on the cheek.

XXX

'So then Will, what did you get me for Valentine's Day?'
'Um well,'
'You didn't get me anything?'
'Uh, I did just wait, I'm coming in,'

I shut my eyes and forced myself into my soul.

"Well I'm waiting," Yarsa said tapping her foot.

I imagined my Commander Shepard bringing him to reality all the muscles, the complexion but sans clothes-of course-. Yarsa just stood in awe as the figure appeared in front of her in all his naked glory.

"Happy Valentine's Day Yarsa," I said, "You kids have fun,"

A bed appeared behind him and Yarsa tackled him down on to it. I decided to give them some privacy and left the white area.

XXX

Dmitri walked into the command post and took the box from behind his back. He was relieved when he found out that only Sara was in the building. She was dancing around and making various items float.

She was a powerful Psyker indeed.

He looked at his pistol, would he be able to do it. He shook his head he shouldn't worry about things like that; it would give him heart attacks when he had retired.

"Hello Sara,"
"To see you nice Dmitri,"
"Uh I got you a little something," he said handing her the box..
"Me for is it?"
"Yes, enjoy,"

She opened the box and took the chocolate out and bit into it.

"Chocolate nice very,"
"Uh the Guard are showing movies later and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me,"
"I like very much that,"

XXX

I sat down with a coffee trying to block out the moaning resounding in my head. Then suddenly and without warning they stopped.

'Thank God I thought you would have gone on for hours,'
'I would have but Shepard just fluffed out,'

I took a sip from my coffee. Then an image of a very naked Yarsa appeared in front of my eyes. It shocked me that I had never seen Yarsa without her helmet on. Her face was a stark contrast to Karha's. Where Karha's hair was light brown, Yarsa's was a black so dark it absorbed the light from around it. Karha's eyes were a light blue; Yarsa's were a dark green. Another difference was the fact that Yarsa was me sized and was sitting on the table in a very suggestive manor. I dropped my cup in disbelief. Yarsa winked before disappearing.

'And that's just the first part,'

XXX

"Hello Farseer, today is Valentine's Day a Mon-Keigh day of courtship,"

Karha looked up and saw Lothis Irrian, the warp spider Exarch.

"I have already told you I am not interested,"
"It's that damn Mon-Keigh isn't it,"
"No he has nothing to do with it, it's the fact that you want to get involved with me just to advance your position,"
"You'll regret this Karha,"
"I sincerely doubt it,"

XXX

Okay Eldar, what do Eldar like?

'Being better than everyone else,'
'I meant as a gift Yarsa,'
'Oh, I don't know, search your heart and you'll find the answer,'
'Remind me to never let you watch those damn chick flicks ever again,'

XXX

The Techmarine felt something he hadn't felt for years- Love. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen; she had curves in all the right places and was the embodiment of the perfect woman. He lifted her effortlessly up and rested her against his shoulder. Then he looked down her sights and fired off a small burst of bullets to see if his Boltgun was jammed.

XXX

I walked into the toilet and asked the warlocks if I could see the Farseer. She walked out looking mightily pissed off. Then she saw me and her mood softened even if it was for a second.

"I got you a little something," I said and gave her the smallest box I had ever seen.
She opened it up and took out the jewel encrusted necklace..
"I know it won't replace the soul stones you lost but it should be a good substitute,"
"Thank you William, I don't know what to say," She said through tears of joy, "I didn't get you anything though,"
"It's okay I'm used to it, but you could come to the big movie night the guardsmen are throwing,"
"I'll be there,"

XXX

"This is an outrage, our Farseer falling for Mon-Keigh filth," Lothis screamed at the seer council..
"You know full well that the Mon-Keigh has shown us nothing but kindness since we have arrived here,"
"But what of her ability to lead,"
"Farseer Karha knows how to keep her emotions in check when needed, however we believe that you cannot,"
"But-"
"Keep your thoughts to yourself Lothis, otherwise we will have to give your Exarch status to someone more capable,"

XXX

'So then Yarsa what's this big gift you have for me?'
'Come and see,'

I shut my eyes and entered the soul-scape, there clad in barely anything but her underwear was Yarsa. I looked down; I was wearing only my underwear as well

"Yarsa, where are my clothes?"
"You won't need them," She said before she knocked me to the bed and crashed her lips into mine.

When her mouth left mine my muscles felt heavy and I could barely move. Yarsa straddled me and removed the rest of our clothing.

"Just go with it," She whispered seductively into my ear.

[CONTENT REMOVED DUE TO 'T' RATING]

I looked down at Yarsa as she drew lines on my chest with her finger. I had regained movement about halfway through our little ordeal. I rubbed her back before placing one arm behind my back. I checked my hand and there were little droplets of blood from where her nails had dug into me.

"That was a lot of fun, but let me get this settled I'm not looking for a relationship, this is one night only," She said..
"I know it would be a bit awkward anyway, considering that you only exist inside me,"
"Exactly, and don't you have a certain Farseer to pick up for your date,"
"It's not a date,"
"Just keep telling yourself that,"
I got out of the bed and was about to leave when Yarsa spoke.
"Oh and Will,"
"Yeah?"
"Happy Valentine's Day,"

XXX

Karha was looking through her equivalent of a wardrobe for something to wear.

"Armour, Ceremonial robes, Ceremonial armour, robes, armour," She sighed.

"Ah Farseer, cannot find something to wear to impress the Mon-Keigh can you," The Howling Banshee Exarch-Harethiel said
"No, I just want something to wear,"
"Don't hide things from me when I already know the answer, anyway you can wear this," She said holding up a dress of sorts.
"Thank you Harethiel it's perfect,"

XXX

I knocked on the bathroom door feeling more nervous than I ever had before. The Door opened to a very empty room, all the Eldar must have already gone downstairs. Then just as I was about to leave Karha walked out from her hiding place.

My jaw hit the floor when I saw her; she had let her hair down for the first time in a while and was wearing a dark red strapless dress.

"Why thank you,"
'Will close your mouth, you'll catch flies,'
"Wow it's just, wow,"
"Are we going to watch the film or are you just going to stand there gawking?"
"Oh yeah film, come on," I said lowering my hand to allow her to walk onto it.

We walked down the stair and I took my seat on the couch, I noticed some familiar faces. Lilith was snuggled up to a very awkward looking Dredd, Dmitri was holding a very pleased looking Sara and a Techmarine was hugging a bolter. I looked down at Karha sitting comfortably on my chest and one thought came to mind.

Best Valentine's Day EVAR.

"Happy Valentine's Day Karha,"
"Happy Valentines Will,"

First things first this does not mean that Karha is in a relationship with me they just went to watch a movie chapter will be up on the regular day and it will continue from where last chapter left off.
Yarsa: I enjoyed one part of the chapter the most but then you removed it.
Me: You heared Ellie she would tell my mother if it wasn't 'T' rated. Also I can't help but notice how many people are reading my story and have favorited it, why not leave a review to tell me what you think.