It's that time of the week again.

Reviews:

Joshabi: Yeah misplacing it would be bad and regular reviewer startus is yours Hazah

EllieJ939: Yeah I did. And like I said they're not midgets they're scaled down if they were our size... well I don't want to think about it.

Fortune Zyne: Yeah I've heard that but I'll explain it next chapter because this is the Chapter that is before the Valentines chapter but I didn't fifnish it on time. Also I should have said that the dress was made specially for the 'not a date but is a date.'

Invader Jrek: Like I said all explained next chapter.

Teromad: It's also a sentance I thought I'd never write but I thought what the hell. Also thanks for the compliment.

VoltRush: The first reviewer that didn't mention the Dark Eldar incident Yay. Yeah he would be awkward when all he knows is how to kill thing efficiently and to praise the Emperor.

"Come on the green skins are desecrating the mighty Baneblades as we speak,"

"Back up a second the Orks have taken your tanks that were there less than an hour ago?"

"For the Emperor's sake, yes I don't know how they did it but they can be crafty devils,"

I rolled my eyes, just as I got everyone to come to an agreement the Orks had to go and loot something.

"Fine come on then, Virgil, James I may need your help here,"

"As you command," They both said.

I ran down the two flights of stairs to the door leading to the basement. I opened it, took a step inside and slipped over something.

My head was throbbing and my head was spinning. I stood up and was met by a tide of green.

"Right who put the Truk by the door?" I shouted.

"Answer him green skins or meet your fate," James called revving his chainsword while Virgil hefted his heavy flamer for emphasis.

There was murmuring from the crowd and a mek boy was shoved forward.

"Dun stomp me 'umie,"

James lifted his bolt pistol and fired putting a bullet in between the mek's eyes.

"Ok now where's the Baneblades?" I asked.

"Right 'ere 'umie," A nob shouted pointing at the untouched Baneblades,"The other boys wanted to make it orky but I sed no 'cause the big 'umie will stomp ya,"

'Who would have thought, we found an Ork that isn't entirely brain dead,'

'I know, didn't see that one coming did we Yarsa?'

"Uh, well done but who brought them here?"

"Well 'umie they just poofed 'ere like those purple gits do,"

'Purple gits? Any ideas Yarsa?'

'Well due to my extensive study of Orks and they're ability to name things after the colours that are worn, add the fact that they 'poof' and I would believe that they are talking about the forces of Chaos,'

'You could have just said Chaos,'

'And miss the chance to prove that I'm smarter than you,'

"Well I'm gonna have to take the tanks back, because of your helpfulness and the fact that the population will grow if I don't do this, I'll let you into the Tyranid holding pens to have a fight,"

" 'ear that boys we gonna 'ave a WAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH wiv the clickys,"

"I need the tanks back though,"

"Fine we just lookin forward to da WAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!"

I scooped up the Baneblades and ran for it. At the top of the stairs I found the full Imperial Guard force mobilised for war.

"I want to see the Lord General now,"

"Yes,"

"I have your Baneblades stand down,"

"I don't care the Orks took it so they must pay the price,"

This guy was starting to really annoy me.

"The Orks out number you at least six to one, and last time I checked you have trouble when you out number them,"

"I do not care, if we fall we do it in the Emperors name,"

Ok I'm really starting to loose my cool.

"We will charge them and die yes, but it will be the most honourable of deaths,"

'Yarsa whatever happens next, don't try to stop me,'

'What are you planning to do?'

'New place I am in,'

'Hello Sara, can you tell Dmitri not to interrupt me when I go mental in a minute?'

'Uh that do I will,'

"I am sick and tired of your attitude, General, all the other forces have put aside they're differences to achieve peace while all you have done is try to find a way to start another fight,"

"I-"

"Shut up, I'm not finished. I would think that your brilliant plan would involve you sitting in the back watching it happen and if it got hairy you would run away leaving your men to die,"

"I have-"

"Don't interrupt me, your bloodlust is worse than the Orks if anything I would say that you're-" Then it hit me, "-A follower of Khorne,"

"Death to the corpse God, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Julius screamed.

"HERESY!" *BLAM*

I turned to see Dmitri standing with smoking pistol in hand.

"Sorry force of habit," he shrugged.

The Guardsmen looked at Dmitri then Julius then Dmitri again, before letting out a cheer.

"Looks like your a hero mate," I said to Dmitri.

'What about you Yarsa, you seem to be awfully quiet,'

'I just didn't know you had it in you,'

'Mon-Keigh you have to come quick,'

'What? Slow down what's going on?'

'Just come quick,'

I ran as fast as I could to the Eldar area, it had been ransacked. The once beautiful wraith bone buildings were in flames and bodies littered the floor.

'We can rebuild but they took something irreplaceable,'

'Karha, what did they take,'

'They took our infinity circuit and soul stones,'

'I'm so sorry,'

'I don't need your false pity, I need your fury,'

'Who took them?'

'Chaos Daemons,'

'The Hydra must have relayed our position back,'

'I am going to train you to fight them and when the time comes you will rain pure fury on them,'

'Firstly the basics, you need to be able to enter the soul scape, just focus and close your eyes,'

I breathed, focusing on the white room. I closed my eyes and opened them to find my self in my soul scape, standing in the centre was Karha, Yarsa and a Warp Spider.

"Who's that?"

"This is Lothis Irrian Warp Spider Exarch and your sparring partner,"

"Sparring? I thought we were just doing the basics,"

"The best way to learn is through experience, Lothis go on,"

I was immediately set upon by the Exarch, I barely had enough time to block his first blow and by the time I had he was already exposing my weaknesses and exploiting them. I was hit from the front, back and sides, quickly and efficiently. I was forced down onto one knee, then the other. I was then down on my hands and knees. A kick connected with my ribs and I was on my back, Lothis was on top punching again and again.

"Stop it your killing him!" Yarsa screamed.

"The Daemons will show him no mercy, why should I?"

A quick and brutal punch connected with his chin and sent him reeling, Yarsa kicked him down and drew her blade, resting it on his throat.

"You will not harm him," Yarsa said seething with anger.

I was helped to my feet by Karha I turned to Lothis.

"Again," I said.

He stood up and charged me again, I blocked the first blow, dodged the second but then a palm connected to my forehead and sent me straight to the floor.

I pulled myself up.

"Again."

I dodged the first strike, blocked the second ducked under the third and jabbed him in the gut. He recovered quickly and smacked me in the back of the head throwing me straight into his knee.

I had to think this through, he was faster and stronger than me. The one advantage I had over him was my bulk. Sure in Human terms I was very skinny but to an Eldar...

"Again."

"You must have a death wish, Mon-Keigh,"

I ducked under his fist and tackled him to the ground and held my fist above his face.

Clap. Clap. Clap.

I turned to see Karha and Yarsa clapping. They helped me up and I turned quickly to look at Lothis and a gaze of searing rage met mine.

Once I had finally found my feet a blow connected with my back and I fell flat on my face. I pushed myself up and heard a blade being drawn.

"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now!"

"Yarsa, I'll handle this, Lothis control yourself, the training is over,"

"I will not allow myself to be bested by a Mon-Keigh,"

"You beat him three of four times, it's barely bested,"

"Only because you say so, Farseer,"

Then he disappeared. A hand helped me up.

"Sorry about Lothis he's very hotheaded,"

"I'm okay, I get the feeling that he doesn't like me,"

"He just doesn't like competition," She said quickly before disappearing.

"What does she mean by that?" I asked Yarsa.

"For someone who is apparently top of their class you can be incredibly thick on times,"

"Thank you Yarsa,"

"Aim to please,"

I re-entered the real world and the Eldar had already started to rebuild and had cleared the bodies away. I looked at my watch and it was Half eleven at night. I noticed this and my body decided to give out on me.

I trudged up to my bed and collapsed forward onto it and fell to an exercise induced sleep.

So everything explained like the missing soul stones and Lothis' hate for me. Lets try and break the 30 review mark with this chapter shall we.