I'm back and with new comedy packed chapter.

Elliej939: OW,OW,OW and OW, I'm touched that you think that I'm better writer than you. Drowning on orange juice is something I would like to see.

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Beserker 01: Thanks reading compliments is a great thing for any writer and sorry but there's another cliffhanger on this one.

'Oh you are soooooooo screwed,' Yarsa laughed.
'Shut up I'm thinking.'

The entire combined forces from the grim dark future had crowded around me with an expression of shock.

'Okay so I'm basically worse than a guardsman here.'
'That would be correct.'
'Righteo then, I've lost the height and crush-them-if-they-piss-me-off advantage, but I still have my silver tongue.'
'Silver tongue, you're having a bloody laugh!'
'I need you to be supportive Yarsa.'
'Sorry but when you say things like that you set yourself up for bullying so well.'

"Thank the Emperor that actually worked!" A Techmarine shouted.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"There was this very bothersome cat that kept attacking us while we worked and we sort of used the laser on it,"
"What else?"
"It turned inside out... and exploded,"
"What?"
"It turned inside ou-"
"Yeah I heard you the first time,"
"Just the fact that it works on organic life is an incredible thing, ooohh I feel like a little girl again,"
"Wait, you're a girl?"

'Smooth,'
'Shut up Yarsa,'

The crowd was still staring at me but I could hear a thick Russian accent calling through it.

"Let me through," Dmitri called before spotting me, "Ah Will, my good friend how are you?"
"So-so," I said.

Dmitri walked over and patted me on the back.

"You're not as tall as I thought you would be," He said, "Now I will take you back to our bastion until you get your bearings, yes?"
"Yeah that would be good, I don't do well in crowds,"
"I was hoping you would say that, James, Virgil some help would be nice,"

As Dmitri finished a soft popping noise and a whizzing sound was heard and the two Space Marines were standing in front of us in their armoured glory.

"He's not as tall as I thought he'd be," Virgil observed.
"Same here," James said.

Virgil started to clear a path to the bastion while James and Dmitri flanked me. I entered the surprisingly spacious bastion and found it was surprisingly close to a modern day barracks –bunk beds and guns with not much else.

Dmitri took something off one of the walls and handed it to me. I looked at the las-pistol and back at Dmitri.

"Karha told me how much of a terrible shot you were, so I am going to teach you how to shoot,"
"Karha told you?"
"Yes, and I think a gun would be useful, you're surprisingly squishy compared to everyone else so you'll need it when the daemons come-a-knocking,"
"Won't I be able to stand on them?"
"That's the thing, we don't know if the shrinking is permanent and the techs haven't made an anti-shrinking-ray ray,"
"What? I could be stuck like this forever?" I asked.
"Look on the bright side, you would be able to spend time with the Farseer, and not just in your head because that is starting to get weird," Virgil said.
"Nothing is going on between me and Karha,"
"Deny it all you want but you're not fooling anyone."
I ignored Virgil's comment and turned to Dmitri.
"You were going to teach me how to shoot?"
"Come along my young prodigy I will teach you the way of the gun," Dmitri said leading me through a door into a shooting gallery.

Two hours and hundreds of unmentionable curses later; I could actually hit the target.

"Wow Dmitri you're a damn good teacher if you can get me to be able to hit the target," I admired.
"Surprisingly that's what Sara said," Dmitri chuckled.

'I like this one,' Yarsa said.
'He's taken,'
'Do you think that's stopped me before?'

"Oh you dog you," I said aloud.
"I can't help it if I'm naturally talented at so many things,"
"Watch it mate I think you're fame has gone to your head,"
"I can have a Valkyrie ferry you to where ever you want to go,"
"Thank you Dmitri," I said walking out the door.
"The landing pad is the other way,"
"I knew that."

I walked into a Valkyrie's troop compartment and a female voice called out to me.
"Where to?"
"The Eldar area please,"
"Be there momentarily chief."

Being the size of the Eldar put their architecture in a brand new light for me. It was even more beautiful than before.

'Thank you Mon-keigh,'
'Who's this?'
'I am Harethiel the Howling Banshee Exarch,'
'Speaking face to face would be nice Harethiel,'
'Look to your left.'

I complied and saw a Harethiel walking towards me.

"You're not as tall as I thought you would be,"
"Yeah I've heard that a lot,"
"Is Karha able to see me at this time or not?"
"She's just over there, though I would wait she's bathing," She said pointing to a small structure behind her, "Now Mon-keigh I've never seen the Farseer so happy before and I've known her for a long time, if you do anything to hurt her I swear that I will hunt you down, tear your heart out and bury the body so far from civilisation it will never be seen again."
"Yes Ma'am,"
"Now I have a small gift for you on behalf of our people," She said revealing a Wraith bone sword.
"Thank you," I said taking it from her and attaching the sheath to my belt.
"I assure you, it may be an ornamental blade but it'll still cut through armour and Daemons as well as any wichblade or power sword,"
"I don't know what to say,"
"Just remember to point it in the right direction,"
"Aye aye." I turned and stopped when I heard a familiar voice calling out to me- Lothis Irrian

"So Mon-keigh how does it feel to be stuck at our size,"
"Like I can still kick your ass any day Lothis,"
"Try me anytime Mon-keigh,"
"I'm sick of your bloody attitude Lothis," I said.
"Well I'm sick of you Mon-keigh,"
"Let's do it now then Lothis," I said reaching for the hilt of my newly acquired blade.

Lothis shrugged and drew a blade of his own. I drew mine and admired its perfect weight and balance; it was like it was made exactly like the one I had been using in the soul scape. We circled each other, blades in hand. We charged at each other and Lothis slashed my torso. I reeled backwards placing my palm other the deepest part of the bloody wound. Lothis charged again and I swung blindly. The crowd around us gasped and I saw that my blade had cut Lothis' sword cleanly in half. Lothis drew a dagger and went for me again. Just before he connected with me an incredible psychic halted him in his path.

I dropped to my knee from blood loss and saw Karha wearing a towel around her naked body.

"What the hell are you two doing,"
"Summing stupid," I groaned before hitting the floor and losing consciousness.

Okay there's good news and bad news.

Bad news: Warhammer bitesized will be officially finished in five or six chapters
Good News: There will be a Sequal.

Also I had an idea, why not do other bitesized stories for other fandoms but I need YOU! That's right YOU! I'm going to set up a forum if I get enough people willing to do the stories, if your intrested say so in a review.