Hi Guys I'm BACK! Not going to answer reviews here, however I have answered them on YouTube, search for a Channel Called Independent Gamer- it'll be the one with a Black Templar for an avatar.

Also I don't claim any ownership to Tenacious D or Tribute by the same band.
I do recommend listening to it though while you read.

A pair of wounded Grey Knights sat in the infirmary, though they insisted on remaining in the fight, their Apothecary had denied it. Now instead of being surrounded by Daemons trying to kill them, they were surrounded by Guardsmen begging to be told stories.
And when they were hit by the wave of song, a tale they did tell.

"This is the greatest and best song in the world. . . tribute," The First -Kyle- sung.

"Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny daemon... in the middle... of the road," Kyle's Brother sung.
The Guardsmen were alread entranced at this point, and they were staring- their violet eyes begging for more.

"And he said:
Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls!" Kyle sung.

"Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
and we each said..." Kyle's Brother trailled off.

Then they both sung in unison:
"Okay."

The Guardsmen were in a dead silence now as they waited for the next part to spill from Kyle's mouth.

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World."

Kyle's brother took off his helmet to show his

battle scarred face.

"Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny. "

The Guardsmen nearly exploded at this point, but held their excitment just long enough to hear the next two verses.

"Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh!" Kyle's brother sung.

"Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
BE you angels?
And we said,
Nay. We are but men
Rock!" Kyle sung out.

Now the Guardsmen exploded into rock, playing airguitars, high fiving and dancing as they sung a little.
"Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!"

Now all three were singing in a heart warming display of demigod and man rocking together.
"This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother fuckin' song,
The Greatest Song in the world!"

Once again though the collective voices of the Guardsmen took over:

"Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!"

The Guardsmen now went silent again as Kyle sung the last few words.
"And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!"

Kyle's brother and the Guardsmen then finally rounded off the song:

"This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God-Emperor lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.
I'm on fire-
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre
All right! All right!"

The Apothecary watching this amazing display raised an eyeybrow, shook his head and then left to deal with the people who actually needed help- a Chaplain's arm had been severed in a battle only moments ago and it had to be decided if the arm was to be reattached or a cybernetic one put in it's place.