Stuart was probably the nerdiest kid on campus. He had an IQ of 180 and spent his free time designing video games.
Because he was so antisocial he was surprised when James, one if the most popular boys on campus, sat next to him at lunch.
"What do you want, Adams?" he asked suspiciously.
"I just felt sorry for you Stuart, you always sit by yourself at lunch."
"Really?" said Stuart.
"Yeah, and I kind of need you to do me a favour..." James grinned sheepishly.
"I've heard that you know how to design websites, and I thought you could set up a secret web page for me, that only cherubs could access."
Stuart thought for a while, then nodded, pushing his specs up his nose.
"I could set that up. We could disguise it as a website for Unicorn Tyre Repair, and use the coded usernames and logins that cherubs use on the campus computer system. But what is it for exactly?"
James grinned. "I want to post all the dirty videos I have of cherub girls on the Internet."
Stuart gasped. "Like who?"
"Kerry, Dana, Bethany, Gabrielle, and loads of videos I took of girls while I was on missions. I even have a vid of Meryl Spencer changing."
"I don't know," said Stuart, shaking his head. "Isn't that illegal?"
"Nobody's going to find out," said James reassuringly. "The only people who will know about it will be the guys on campus."
"Okay," nodded Stuart. "I'll do it."