Okay, so I still have to do a lot of research (shout out to mexicolover97! X3) before I post another chapter about Mexico's history so here are some...omakes that are too short to be a chapter...even though my chapters are really short...yeah...need to work on that...

"Hey Mexico!"

Mexico turned from where she'd been talking with Canada and looked at America as he ran up to her. He was smirking and Mexico wondered what the insufferable fool had been up to. "What is it now America?" she asked.

America rubbed his hands together, "Ya know how you once told me my elevator doesn't reach the top floor?" Mexico nodded, wondering idly if he'd finally figured out what it meant. "Well I was really confused at first but then I talked to Italy-" Cue mental facepalming "-and he said we should go buy one!" Nope, still an idiot.

Mexico fiddled with a piece of her hair, "So... why are you telling me this?"

"Because I bought one! And I'm gonna make sure it goes all the way to the top floor, so HA!" he ran off laughing obnoxiously, leaving a bewildered Canadian and a bemused Mexican in his wake.

Canada looked at Mexico, "Um, shouldn't we tell him what it really means?"

Mexico smirked, "Nah, I'll let Britain do that. He was the one who raised him after all."

Le gasp! Mexico, are you suggesting that America's stupidity is Britain's fault? XD This has been on my mind for a looooong time. I'm referencing to the English dub here because I think they say something different in the Japanese version.

"HE SAT ON YOU?!"

Canada cringed at Mexico's display of outrage. "It was just an accident! Russia didn't mean to!"

Mexico scowled, "That's not the problem, the problem is that he didn't see you!" Mexico threw up her arms in dismay, "You're the second largest nation in the world! How can nobody see you?!"

"You can see me."

"That doesn't count."

Canada clasped his hand together and looked at his big sister pleadingly, "Please, please, please don't make a big deal out of it!"

"But Matthew-"

"Please?"

"...Fine."

Time Skip

Mexico was visiting Canada at his house when Canada got a call. He left the room for several minutes and Mexico wondered if it was America complaining about something ridiculous again. She heard him hang up and was startled when Canada rushed into the room pulling on his coat.

"What's wrong? Did America do something really stupid this time?!" Mexico got to her feet but Canada shook his head.

"It was Russia, apparently there's a polar bear gnawing on his head! I have to find Kumakichi and go to his house to help!" Canada ran out of the room again before he could see Mexico's wicked grin. She sat down on the couch again with a sigh and closed her eyes. She yelped when she opened them a few seconds later and found Canada standing right in front of her. He glared at her with his hand on his hips.

"Mexico, where's Kuma?"

Mexico squirmed uncomfortably and looked away but she could still feel him looking at her. "It was just an enlargement spell!" she finally said.

Canada rolled his eyes and muttered something in French. "I told you not to make a big deal out of it Mexico! ...come on, I want my polar bear back to normal and there's no way I'm letting Britain cast a spell on him."

I like making fun of Britain. /shot/ X3 I think Mexico would be able to do magic but she had to hide it for a long time because Spain didn't approve. And I seriously thought that polar bear was Kumajiro grown up!

"Do it!"

America shoved the bag Mexico was holding away and tried to push past her. "No way Mex, I don't wanna get killed!"

Mexico snorted, "Oh please, he's not even a country anymore. And it's just a harmless prank! Are you a man or what?" America was never one to back down from a challenge, especially when his manliness was in question. He snatched the bag out of her hands.

"Fine, when should I do it?"

"The next World Conference, he usually sneaks in one way or another."

Time Skip

Prussia and Spain were hiding behind a potted plant and snickering as France got beat to a bloody pulp (for the third time today) by Britain when he saw America walking by. That in itself wouldn't have been strange if not for the fact that he was holding a bag. Full of chicks. Prussia's eyes bugged out as he saw him just casually walking around with a bag full of chicks. A plastic bag. Prussia was about to leap out of his hiding place and yell at the stupid American but before he could he saw America reach into the bag.

He pulled out a chick...

...and bit it's head off.

A few seconds later...

"DUDE! THEY'RE JUST PEEPS!"

"I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU WITH A SPEAR YOU UNAWESOME MURDERER!"

Another Time Skip

America lay on his couch holding an ice pack to his severely bruised head and winced as Canada applied disinfectant to his many cuts and scratches. He glared at Mexico who was leaning against the doorway. "Dude, you said I wouldn't get hurt! I'm not helping you with your pranks ever again!" Mexico waved him off and left the room.

Great, now who was going to eat some green bunny peeps in front of Britain?

I can never look at Peeps the same way again. O_O It's just terrible! All through Easter people eat Gilbirds and Flying Mint Bunnies! I can totally imagine Prussia and England overreacting. XD Well, this is all I've got for now, if you have any ideas for other omakes I might make another chapter like this. Sorry again for it being so short.

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