Audio/Video Log from the Enlisted Lounge.
Reckognized voices:
Corporal Logan Scott
Squaddie Ima Ilyushin
Squaddie Kiril Malakov
The Commander
Begin Log.
Scott: "Wait wait... you seriously Shat yourself?"
Ilyushin: "No! It wasn't me... that was... Conti! It was totally Her."
Malakov: "Why are you lying? There is nothing shameful about soiling yourself, unless you're not a child. In your case, It's extremely shameful."
I: "Shut up Kiril! I'll kick your ass!"
S: "Can you do it without crapping your pants?"
-Malakov and Scott proceed to laugh-
Commander: "Having fun?"
S: "Oh shi- Commander on deck!"
C: "At ease. Squaddie Ilyushin, what are you doing out of the medbay?"
I: "I- well you see, I was- That is I- I wanted to-"
C: " Stop stuttering and march, soldier. That's an order."
I: "Y-yes sir."
-Ilyushin leaves, and the Commander is seen speaking into his headset.-
C: "Bones, Ilyushin is on his way back down now."
-The Commander smiles coyly at Scott and Malakhov-
C: "You might wanna break out some extra bedpans."
End of Log.
(AN: So, like an idiot, I let a friend borrow my copy of XCom, so... I won't be updating this for a while. I'm still working on the next chapter for Ground Zero, so I'll update that as soon as I can. 'til then, Read and Review! ~ Ty)