2 minutes later.
"Whew, finally made it", says a tired Bart, exhausted a several minute run nonstop. As he drinks his water bottle, Lisa analyzes the area, being suspicious of the overly quiet night. "It's quite, too quiet", she gets appalled by the ship opening its recently fixed entrance. Kang and Kodos appear, "Why, thank you for visiting earthlings, now prepare to die."
"We don't think so.", Homer turns into Homer Ball and charges at them, however, a huge, menacing humanoid creature appears, putting its metallic feet in front of him. As Marge tries to warn Homer, "Homer look out!", Homer slams onto the thing's feet. It then kicks Homer over to where he was before his attack, "Dooh!". The evil duo laugh as they enter it's cockpit, "Is that all you got earthlings, if so prepare to die.", the mechanical monster had spikes sticking out in its wrists, knee and shoulder, it has no head, thick armor on its arms and legs. Standing 30 meters tall.
"You see this, Simpsons, this is Operation: Skipper", says Kang. Kodos then finishes with:
"Super, Killing, In, Potential, Population, Extinction, Race"
"This, is our last resort weapon, earthlings, and you better say your prayers or else we'll have but to inject you all with anal-probing and severe prejudice."
Suddenly, there's a cry of outburst laughter. "Hahahahaha!". Everyone was appalled, even the recently awakened captives, and stared at the source of it. It turned out to be Bart Simpson, partly for the ridiculous way they describe the machine, and partly because they think they can defeat them (the Simpsons) so easily with a piece of chunk.
"Don't worry guys", says Bart, "we've come this far, we're not going to let it end right here.", he transforms to Bartman. "You're right", says Lisa. Marge looks at Homer, who nods. They stand ground, taking a fighting stance. Maggie sucks her pacifier, ready to take battle. "Very well, smelly earthlings", Kang and Kodos stand confident over the tiny family.
Meanwhile, at base. "Man, what a bore", bored from not doing anything important, Moe begins adjusting his rifle. "Man, if only there's something we can do", Lenny couldn't take knowing one of his best friends and his family fighting a world-threat and being helpless to do anything about it, it's true that the Simpsons are the only ones capable of fighting these things, what with having superpowers, but the pressure of the world's fate is still very troublesome.
"Calm down, Lenny, they pull it off, I know it", says Carl.
Marge inhales, and shouts out at the top of her lungs, or the patented "Nagging Wave" (named by Lisa), unleashing the attack on the metal menace. The robot staggers back a little, only to instantly recover and try to punch Marge. Marge dodges narrowly, "Shoop-de-whoop!".
Homer rams the robot by the legs with Homer-Ball, to no effect. "Dammit!", he curses. Returning to his normal physique, he latches onto the robot's leg, he breathes, emiting a green methane-like gas, and shoots out fire.
"Blaaaarghrara, wow... didn't know I can do that, blaaaaarghrara!", being surprised by his newfound ability, Homer then attempts to use it to burn the machine's leg off.
Operation: Skipper turns its attention on Bart, who grapples onto a nearby tree before its attack connects. "Man, if we don't beat this thing, we'll be a giant mucus splatter on the wall". Out of nowhere, a giant hand appears and lightning shoots out at the robot. Rain of furious roars shower the machine, damaging it somewhat. "Nice work, Lisa!", praised Bart. However, Operation: Skipper shrugs off the barrage, picks up a large boulder about as big as itself, and throws it at Lisa. Bart grabs his sister and slings away from danger.
"Thanks man", Lisa praising her brother for saving her life.
"No problem, Lis.", Bart answers back. "Man, we can't even scratch this thing, how can we beat it?", Bart questioning himself, feeling hopeless for the fact their attacks aren't doing anything.
At base, everyone mumbles and polishes their weapons, ready for an attack. Then suddenly, they hear something outside, the sound of can kicked...
"Did anybody hear that?", says Lenny, who grabs a pipe to defend himself. Carl who notices, replies "Yeah, it's coming from outside."
Everyone prepares themselves, they see a weird looking shadow overhead. Its tentacle was holding a ray gun. Sweat and overwhelming fear envelop everyone, it opens the entrance. "Now, the moment you see it, fire with all you got", whispered Moe, warning everybody of the oncoming threats. Growling and slithering sounds are heard throughout the hall ways.
The knob turns, the door creaks open, the entity enters. "Fire!", ordered Moe, everyone shoots at the aliens, and the aliens shoot back. It was an all-out war, both sides getting shot. Soon, a firefight begins in the hospital.
Back to the fight, there lies the Simpsons, broken and injured, with their best efforts only inflicted a moderate amount of damage onto the giant robot. Kang and Kodos laugh and celebrate their apparent victory over the Simpsons. "Hahahahahahaha! Foolish earthlings, you have lost, the world ours now, right Kodos." "Absolutely, brother!" "HAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
Just as the evil siblings turn away to their ship, Homer stands up...
"Where do you think you're going, stink balls?", taunted Homer. Standing his ground, injured, limping, defeated and seemingly alone. Kodos snickers and replies, "Well, earthling, we must say you're quite resilient, for an idiot. However, Kang and I have achieved our goal, so stay down."
Suddenly, Lisa's voice is heard as well saying "Like heaven, we will". Soon, all the family stand their ground once more. Not backing down, no sign of fear, dead serious. Kang and Kodos are in complete disbelieve, not one person had stand up to the might to their robot.
Suddenly, energy starts pouring over the family, "What the hell", says Bart.
In a blinding flash of light, Bart becomes Robo-Bart, cybernetic armor enveloping his body, visor over his eyes, and a laser attached to his right arm. Lisa becomes Clobber Girl, wearing torn pants and vest with a shirt underneath along with noticeably bigger muscles. Homer becomes Lava Homer, an entity made of lava in the shape of Homer. Marge becomes Police Marge, just Marge wearing a police uniform.
"Who-ho, all right!", says Bart. Kodos looks at Kang and says, "Kang, what on the great galaxy is going on?", in a panic monotone.
Ready for a comeback, the Simpsons rotate lines:
Homer: "Alright aliens", breathes fire
Lisa: "You picked the wrong Planet", cracks knuckles
Marge: "And family", readies her megaphone
Bart: "To mess with", beats fists
As the rematch commences, a dark figure watches from beyond.
To be continued.
If any of you are wondering then yes, the rock is spherical shape, for anyone interested with calculating the rock's mass. And in the last chapter regarding the attack on the mother ship, several aliens grabbed their ray-guns and clubs and attacked the resistance.