Potawtoes: ~sings tio tune of I'm a Little Tea Pot~ I'm a little kitty short and stout; here is my nosie-
Nadie: Shut your holepie.
Ninja: ~giggles~
Shadow: Hole Pie?
Nadie: yesh! X3
Jayfeather: No one owns anything. -.-
And then-WHAM!- everything went black.
"Open wide little kitty." Nadie grinned. Tigerstar jumped only to find that he couldn't jump.
"WHAT DID YOU- GLAHRGAFLARGEN" Nadie shoved Huge indigestible Brussels sprouts down Tigerstar's throat.
"Ninja, get the music." Shadow giggled. Ninja turned on the huge radio and blasted NYAN CAT as loud as it could go. Then all of a sudden, He was transported to the battle of blood clan.
"Where's your ancestors now?" Scourge hissed. He took one horrible claw in the air and ripped it down Tigerstar's flank. He let out a yowl of pain but then The image vanished and instead Tigerstar found himself pinned to a wall, by none other than the girl herself, Shadow.
"where is everyone else? Do you know? Tell me?" She growled.
" ~glack~ I don't know! I swear!" Tigerstar yelled.
"Cool. It's just me and you then. One on one." She smirked devilishly. He gulped hard.
"THE RACE IS ON!" Shadow grabbed a Tron Motorcycle and sped off. Tigerstar looked around. There wasn't another tron motorcycle in sight! Only a Barbie Ken doll motorcycle- wait a second… Tigerstar thought. Making up his mind, He grabbed the Ken motorcycle and slowly moved along.
5 minutes later…
Tigerstar crossed the finish line only to be grabbed from behind and dunked under freezing cold water. A hand came and put a strange shampoo in his fur and he gasped when it was over. There in the mirror was himself, Pink fur with red and purple hearts.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yowled in terror. And yet again was he plunged into blackness.
This time, when Tigerstar opened his eyes it was still dark.
"OH LOOKIE HERE! HE'S AWAKE!" Tiger recognized that voice.
"I LIKE PICKLES AND POPTARTS! WHAT DO YOU LIKE?" Icepaw and Foxpaw asked in unison.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tigerstar yowled again, and was swept away.
"GOT YOUR NOSIE!" Voldemort yelled in his ear.
"No you don't." Tigerstar responded dryly.
"Yes I do, see? LOOK!" Voldemort held out his hand and Tigerstar let out a shreik of terror at the sight of his very own cat nose.
"Sir watch this-" Lucius Malfoypopped in the picture and started dancing.
"NOOOOOOO!" Tigerstar yowled for the third time in this bizarre dream and was swept away.
Nadie: Tee hee back to work.
Shadow: ~has Potawtoes in a headlock~
Ninja: see ya next time on POTAWTOES NIGHTMARE!
Jayfeather: whatever just review.