Nadie: WELCOMES ONE AND ALL TO POTAWTOES' NIGHTMARE!

Shadow: grin~

Ninja: grins~

Jayfeather: Nadie doesn't own.

Last time an Potawtoes' Nightmare:

"GOT YOUR NOSIE!" Voldemort yelled in his ear. "No you don't." Tigerstar responded dryly. "Yes I do, see? LOOK!" Voldemort held out his hand and Tigerstar let out a shreik of terror at the sight of his very own cat nose. "Sir watch this-" Lucius Malfoypopped in the picture and started dancing. "NOOOOOOO!" Tigerstar yowled for the third time in this bizarre dream and was swept away.

"So what should we do with him?" Tigerstar awoke to the sound of voices.

"He looks like a nice Kittty, so… HEY I KKNOW!"

"What?"

"Let's make him watch a documentary on eggplants!"

"Good Idea!"

Tigerstar started to Panic. Of all things eggplants! Why not pickle juice?

"Okay kitty." At that moment Tigerstar found who was speaking. GAKUPO AND LUKA!

"NO! STAY AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY ON EGGPLANTS!" He yowled.

"Too bad." And then Tigerstar was taken away again, This time he was sitting in the Great Hall from Harry Potter, vomiting a rainbow of cookies and Brussels sprouts, whilst Fred and George were laughing at him.

"GLAHRGAFLARGENNARGAHARGEN!" He yowled, and then he was knocked unconscious. Awakening on a white fluffy cloud, He stared at the rainbows and pretty butterflies swirling around his head. Am I dead? He asked himself, but he knew that was not possible, seeing he already died and belonged in the dark forest.

"QUACK!"

Oh no…

"QUACK QUACK!" Turning, Tigerstar saw a baby duckling in a tutu, staring up at him with malice in it's eyes. The duck took a step forward, and he took a step back. This continued until Tigerstar found himself running backwards and then-

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

-he fell of the edge and plummeted to Earth.

"Wher am I?" Tigerstra muttered after hitting the ground.

"Hello, I'm-"

"AAAAAAH!" Tigerstar screeched. Standing before him was none other than Edward Cullin, in all his sparkling Villainry.

"DEAR DARK FOREST HELP MEEE!" and then, he was swallowed up by darkness.

"HEY LOOK! LET'S BOTHER POTAWTOES!" Nadie yelled in his ear.

"Good Idea." Ninja agreed. Tigerstar was picked up and shoved into a wall.

"BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" They screamed.

"HELP!" Tigerstar yowled.

"Mr star, you have missed five weeks of potions class and I have no choice but to…" Snape started.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tigerstar yowled.

"MR STAR! HOW DARE YOU TANK TO ME LIKE THAT!" Snape scolded whilst Nadie and Ninja giggled. Suddenly Tigerstar was once again swept away into another area.

Then all of a sudden Nadie picked Tigerstar up by the scruff and screamed "WHY! WHY THIS!" and then threw Tigerstar to Magane Len.

" ewwww, get this thing away from me!" Magane Len shouted.

" My pleasure!" Shadow happily grabed Tigersatr by the scruff and made him watch Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen do a jig.

"AHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE MELTING!" He screamed.

Shadow: haha your eyes just melted.

Potawtoes: ~cries eyes out~

Nadie: :D

Ninja: one of many goals achieved. :D

Dobby: :)

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: Okays, REVIEW!