A/N: Wow. Looking back on this story is really weird xD Enjoy the continuation of Tigerstar's Nightmare~!
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This is the worst thing that ever could have happened to anyone... Dear Starclan above, I hate everything. Tigerstar paced around in the clearing, waiting for something else to happen.
Nothing did.
Odd, he thought, glancing around with his ears pricked and nose upturned. He couldn't sense anyone, much less Ninja, Shadow or Nadie. Maybe... Maybe they all died.
He snickered at the thought of the child twolegs drowning in one of their odd obsessions, such as cheese or Vocaloid perhaps. Or... what did they call that one thing...? It started with a 'Y'.
Yorky?
...Yoery?
Yaoi?
He didn't know, nor did he care enough to dwell on the matter. He just imagined their screams as they drowned in whatever imaginable.
After a few minutes of sitting around and vividly imagining his tormentor's deaths, he became aware of a piece of something lodged in his mouth. He tried to pluck it out with his claw, but it would not loosen. Son of a fox! He thought, growling in frustration.
All of a sudden, he looked down at his paw when it started burning. He lifted it to inspect it and realized that he had stepped on a rather short stick.
A tooth pick? Here? Thank the dark stars! He thought as he lifted it to his mouth and picked at the piece of whatever stuck to his teeth. He almost had the thing scratched out of the space between his front canine and other tooth when he did the worst thing imaginable.
He hiccupped.
The toothpick flew into his throat and pricked it to the point that he choked to oblivion. He couldn't breathe or think, until something grabbed him and smacked him on the back.
The small piece of wood flew out of his mouth and clattered onto the ground, and the someone harshly let him fall with his face-first onto the ground.
"Thanks a lot," He hissed with a sharp cough.
"YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL YOU FOX-HEARTED, LIVER-EATING SON-OF-A-BI-!"
Tigerstar knew that voice. He knew it all to well.
"Mother?"
"WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS YOU HORSEFLYING FISHFACE?"
"I thought you were-"
"ENOUGH, DEMON CHILD! I GROW WEARY OF YOUR DISHEARTENED, PRESSURIZED GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!"
"But I don't even have a-"
"DON'T GET SMART WITH ME MISTER PICKLENOSE. I AM HEREBY DISOWNING YOU AND DAMMING YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU BECOME LEN" His mother screeched, scratching him.
He hurtled away, only to turn and see his mother hot on his paws. Then, just as she pounced, she disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"What-"
It seemed that the great Starclan above did not want him to speak. He flew through the air and landed at someone's feet- he looked up in shock and realized that this nightmare just got worse.
Kae-kae grinned down at him.
"Potawtoes!"
Dear stars, they had been trained!
Trained in the ways of evil with more malice than that of the eye of sauron's gaze!
"Potawtoes! Potawtoes!" Dak joined in Kae-kae's shouting with a wild ferocity in his eyes. Then they yodelled his name through the night. Tigerstar fled away, ducking under bushes and scrambling away until their overzealous voices faded from earshot.
"Thank... the..." Tigerstar stopped speaking as he came face to face with (one) of his worst fears.
Bluestar with the cinammon gingerbread claws of tickling death and destruction.
"TIGERSTAR, YOU ARE HERE-BY BANISHED FROM THUNDERCLAN!" Bluestar's voice rang through his ears as she leapt onto him and tickled him to oblivion, the gingerbread claws grabbing every inch of his fur and scratching.
He howled in laughter and spat with rage as Bluestar giggled maliciously.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! DIE, TRAITOR! FOOL! YOU ARE LESS THAN THE MUSTACHE OF A DOG'S GOLDFISH'S HAMSTER!"
"HAHAHA" Was all he could say. Th ginger cinnamon claws tickled to no avail until suddenly Bluestar was replaced by something much more horrifying.
"Tigerstar, you killed me. Prepare to watch your doom," He said. Tigerstar scoffed.
"What doom? Then only doom here is that of which happened when Bluestar and you had kits. Idiots, the lot of them."
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU MOTHERLESS SWINE. AT LEAST I LOVE BLUESTAR AND SHE LOVES ME. YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET GOOSEFEATHER TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!"
Goosefeather randomly appeared.
"Do you need some ice? I can see that burn from here."
He disappeared much in the way he appeared.
Oakheart smirked maliciously at him with eyes that smothered his very being and scorned him into the earth.
"Ha. Take that, Dog whiskers."
Tigerstar growled. Could this night get any worse than it had already?
Muahahahaha