Chibified Chapter 4: Shopping with chibis is not fun And song, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Minishia: Hi 'faithful' readers... * Sad*

Joey: What's eating you?

Minishia: *Sniff* I checked the states of Chibified and...And *Sniff* chapter 1 is getting more views... the other's... not so much...and it made me very upset... doesn't help is that there's barely any reviews!

Seto: Your to Emotional...

*GASP!*

Minikia: You emotionless robot!

Seto: Huh?

Yugi: You need to be nicer! *Hugs Minishia*

Minishia: Thanks Yugi *Sniff*

Ryou, Malik & Minikia: * Joins Hug* It'll be okay Minishia!

Yami: Seto never really has shown any emotion in the series, only once or twice...

Seto: I show love...

Bakura: Oh yeah? To who?

Marik: Yeah!

Seto: Mokuba.

Bakura: Not him! Someone who ISN'T family.

Marik: *Smirk*

Seto: *Turns Away and blushes* Joey... (Mutter)

Minishia & Minikia: Awwwwwwh! *takes pictures*

Joey: (Faint)

Yugi & Ryou: Oh uh you're in trouble!

Malik & Marik: Minishia's come along and burst Seto's bubble!

Yami & Bakura: Yeah Yeah!

Minishia: (Pulls out water gun and shots Seto) You hurt Joey!

Seto: (Runs out room) Save me Moki!

Joey: He loves me! (Happy Dance!)

All: O.o

Minikia: Minishia and I do NOT own Yugioh,its characters and alittle of the plot, that goes to one of our friends..( In the real world)

Warning!: OOC Seto! Singing chibi's and food being abused by chibi's!

Minishia: Reminder! Team Babysitter's: Yami, Bakura, Seto ,Marik and Atemu ( Who will appear later in the story!) and Team Chibi: Heba, Joey, Yugi, Ryou and Malik (Clicks Fingers)

Shopping with chibi's is NOT fun! And singing?

Everything was normal, the chibi's were sleeping , Bakura was making breakfast, Yami was being used as a pillow, Marik was out killing birds (A/N Minikia decided this...BTW wtf?)and Seto was sleeping that was untill now..

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Seto's Pov:

I woke up to the smell of Baku- bacon..yeah bacon..(1) Anyway I sat up and decided to wake up Joey to eat because if I didn't then there was a whining CHIBI Joey to deal with. As Joey sat up and dashed into the kitchen I sighed a sigh i never thought I the great Seto Kaiba would sigh..A sigh of love. (A/N count how many times I said sigh in this paragraph and the rest of the story!) I heard a yelp in the tiny kitchen so being me I went to investigate. Bakura was glaring at a stove and on the idiots hand was a burn mark. 'Baka...' I muttered but loud enough for the Yami albino. 'Hey!' he shouted. I rolled my eyes at his comment and sat at the table. After awhile Yami, the twin starheads, Malik and Ryou entered the room. 'Ohayou!' they chorused as they sat at the table. 'Where's girlie?' Marik said entering the kitchen with a dead bird in his hands. I stared at Marik for a long time with a disgusted look on my face. As I ignored the rest of the conversation.

'Why don't we live at your place Seto? It's larger and Bakura won't have to cook anymore.' Yami suggested. ' What don't like my cooking Pharaoh?' Bakura said with a glare. ' Bakura the bacon's burning!' I shouted. Yami and Bakura immediately stopped there bickering and began to put out the flames. Idiots all of them! How did I get stuck with them again? I sighed. (A/N He sighed again!) As I looked around I found we needed to go shopping the clothes they were wearing didn't fit very well.. Malik and Ryou's outfit was too big on them, Heba and Yugi's too small and Joey's... you don't want to know.

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Normal PoV:

After afew hours of discussion, they decided to go shopping at Everything and Everywhere. (2) Chibi's plus a huge shop isn't going to be too hard...right?

As the group moved in the shop with Joey and Malik getting a piggyback ride from Seto and Marik,Yugi and Heba in the cart ad Ryou holding Bakura's hand. The chibi's looked at eachother giving them all a message of: 'Let's cause chaos!' Malik nodded, ready to start there plan into action this. 'I need the bathroom..' he other chibi's nodded in total agreement.

Team babysitter's set the chibi's on the ground hoping to take them to the bathroom. Hoping the key word in that sentence because as soon as there feet hit the floor they ran off in different directions, ready to cause a riot. Team babysitters cursed and raced after there respected chibi. (A/N Yami and Hikari. Seto and Joey.)

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With Seto and Joey...

Seto's Pov:

Seto darted into the...musical aisle? Wow didn't expect that one did ya? Joey was setting up a karaoke machine and getting ready to sing.

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

Oh god please tell me he isn't going to sing!

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I'll pay him any amount of money when he turns back to normal to NOT sing!

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I love it!)
All I do is just believe in the heart of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

My sister's sight is on the line I gotta win
They'll learn to run soon as they see my creepy chin (I'm scary! )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
But since we're dubbed by 4Kids we must make do without one
Sucks!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I won't lose to Rex and Weevil
Cause they're evil
And I'm groovy with my Yugi
I'm not baggin' I'm just hangin' with my Baby Dragon
Met this chick with giant boobies
Treated us like we were noobies and
She's such an ass, such an ass
Check this deck, I ain't second class!

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh

I groaned then blinked, since when did JOEY have the ability to sing? And that good too! I winced, it hurt to think that! I snuck up behind Joey and grabbed him from behind. He yelped in shock as I grabbed him. After a few moments he go over that shock and struggled against me. I dragged him off to meet the others at the spot we decided to go if we found a chibi, the cafe. At that thought I knew my credit card would get work out.

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With Bakura , Marik, Ryou and Malik...

Ryou and Malik were racing threw the men's clothes aisle. Laughing happily the chibi's stopped in the middle of the aisle. Clearing there voices Malik and Ryou began to sing..

Malik: Oooh!
This is a spa downtown!
Oooh!
Items are falling down!
Spa spa spa spa spa.
Spa spa spa spa spa.
They are in a spa.
They are in spa machines.
Spa spa spa spa spa.
Spa spa spa spa spa.
They are in a spa.
And now their hair is green.
I'm in a mirror.
And now in a bath.
The main characters,
They are making you laugh.
And now we cut,
To, To, To, my sexy butt. (To, To, To, my sexy butt.)
ASS!
Ryou's frowning,
And I have high heels.
The clouds have faces,
Yami's making a deal
For some new threads.
Nod, nod nod, I nod my head, (Turn, turn, turn, he turns his head.)

Ryou:First I'm on the left,
Then I'm on the right,

I'm at the front,

Now here's a fright!

Malik:I've got my arms raised
And I'm looking at you,
And now my hands are on
My thighs! (Chibi little man!)
My arms are folded and
We are back to back and now
I am pointing at you guys!
A suggestive shot.
This is only half my face.
Where the hell's his mouth?
I'm filming just in case.
Black, white, black, white, black.
White, black, white, black, white.
It looks like a zebra.
And now look at my hair! (Ryou: That doesn't rhyme! Malik: Who cares?)
I bob my head
While attempting to jive.
This next part is a reference
To season five!
And now he burns.
Fire fire fire.
He's highly flammable.
(Ryou: Hello, Malik I'm right behind you.)
(Malik:AND NOW I'M YELLING AT YOU!)
I'm really happy
Ryou doesn't care.
I shrug my shoulders
Kaiba's in a wheelchair!
He's paralyzed.
Fat fat fat.
This guy is fat. (Fat fat fat, this guy is fat.)
(I'm very fat.)
Ryou: I'm looking quite cheeky.
And now I look sneaky.
But in a moment,
I'll look quite freaky!
Malik: I am destroying all of
Ryou's pride!
And now I am winking
While I smile. (Chibi little man!)
Ryou's giving me a
Piggyback ride
And now I am giggling
Like a child.
He opens the door.
Why aren't his trousers there?
Now he bites his lip.
I should probably cut my hair.
Words, words, words, words, words.
Words, words, words, words, words.
This is what I'm saying.
Low animation budget.
Point at the chalkboard.
Teaching you to say this.
Grab me from behind.
The fan girls like this sequence.
Shake, shake, shake my bottom.
Our behinds,
You know you want them.
Walk, Walk, for no reason,
Random shots,
Will surely please them.
Crouching
Looking dapper
This song has gone
Down the crapper.
Guest appearance by
Ghost Nappa!
(Oh by the way he's from Dragon Ball Z Abridged!)
Ryou looks
Like he's preparing to sneeze.
This part encourages
Yaoi fantasies.
Upon my head
There is a snazzy beret.
Now I am going
To throw the book away!
Now I'm glaring at you!
What is wrong with my face?
Bohemian Rhapsody!
That was his underwear!
I'm dancing similar to
Michael Jackson
In that video
Where he was a zombie! (Leaning to the left!)
Ryou's doing it
But he's not as good.
I am hot,
That's why the women want me!
Random background things! (I've got a cheeky grin!)
This animation sucks. (Ryou's not impressed!)
Yami's Following behind. (You can see my butt crack!)
That is a pyramid! (He's really quite pissed off!)
Flash flash flash flash flash.
Flash flash flash flash flash.
Flash flash animation.
Leave it to Egoraptor! (A/N: Seto Kaiba)

(A/N: I know Bakura does it not Ryou but Ryou's not in any of the songs! I also know that Ryou wouldn't do half of this stuff but imagine it as Bakura if it helps!)

While the Hikari's were singing the Yami's had picked them up and carried them to the cafe.

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With Yami, Heba, Yugi and Muko ( How did she get there? O.o)

The chibi's dashed into the games aisle, climbed on a low shelf and stood up. Yami was panicking what if they fell?! They all cleared there throats and began singing like the other chibi's..

MUKO: There's just no way that we can cards are epic beasts.He duels too well because he's from another time.

YUGI: Listen, both of you!
He's gonna to rewrite history.
He's gonna to wipe out our card games.

HEBA: Never!

YUGI: Unless we break his massive monster into pieces.

HEBA: Homies. We've been through so much stuff.

MUKO: I had to hear Heba rapping.

YUGI: That was rough.

YUGI, HEBA AND MUKO: Now it's time to take this sucker dow-ow-own.

HEBA: Come on, guys, now it's time to blow doors down.

MUKO: I hear you, Jaden, now it's time to blow doors down.

HEBA: So make your move cuz' I'm throwing a face-down.

YUGI: Okay, just make sure you don't summon a gay clown.

YUGI, HEBA AND MUKO: Now we've got to take this sucker down.

YUGI: My hairy balls will make sure he won't take us down.

KURIBOH: Dodolalalalalalalala.

YAMI: No this can't be happening, how do I get them down?

HEBA: We're going to beat ya!
Oh Paradox!
No doubt about it!
Our card game rocks!

MUKO: As far as villains go,
In anime,
I hate to tell you,
You're just cliché.

YUGI: That's right you messed with
The wrong show.
We're not just anyone,
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

YUGI, HEBA AND MUKO: We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh! We're Yu-Gi-Oh!
We're Yu-Gi-Oh!

As they finished there song they jumped off the shelf, kicking off the games on the shelf and walked off to the cafe each step knocking something off a shelf.

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Meanwhile with Seto, Joey, Ryou, Bakura, Marik and Malik.

A collection of sighs filled the table as Joey ate his 2 cheese burgers, frenchfries and drunk his strawberry milkshake. Ryou was munching on his onion rings while talking to Malik who was dunking his chocolate chip cookie into his chocolate milkshake. 'Are you sure it was a good idea to give Malik sugar?' Bakura asked Marik. 'Positive!' Marik responded cheerfully in between munches of his pizza slice.'Why my money?' Seto whined. Bakura fell out of his chair and Marik stared at Seto. 'Seto.. You feeling okay? You j-just whined!' Bakura and Marik asked. Seto blinked. 'Yes i'm fine. Whining isn't such a big deal..' he said with a shrug. They both gasped and pointed there drinks at him. 'WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SETO KAIBA!?' They both demanded. 'Urm I am Seto Kaiba!' Seto exclaimed.

'Hey guys!' Yami said walking up to them with the chibi's in tow. Seto sighed in relief.' Yami can you tell these two dummies-' 'Hey!' shouted Marik and Bakura. 'That I am Seto Kaiba.'

'Maybe..' He said. 'Maybe' echoed Yugi and Heba. 'What's in it for me?'

'...I'll give you some of my money...' Seto mumbled.

Yami's face lit up and his mouth curved into a huge smile.

'Deal!' Yami shouted and strolled over to rolled up Seto's sleeve revealing a Joey tattoo. 'Y-Yami!' Seto stuttered, embarrassed.

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After an hour of persuading the dummies- 'Hey!' hush you! That Seto Kaiba WAS Seto Kaiba they went back to shopping this time NEVER releasing the chibi's no matter how much they whined, cried or used the puppy dog chibi eyes! Now they were in children's clothes aisle.

'Joey put it on!' Yami growled handing Joey a t-shirt with baby dragon on.

'Eep!' Joey meeped and snatched the t-shirt and scurried into changing room.

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After hours and hours of shopping they finally went home. As soon as they got home they had dinner then went to babysitter's cursed that whoever did this will pay.. big time!

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Unknown Location Unknown person...

The shadowed figure sneezed and then shivered. Someone was talking about him/her .. and the shiver someone wanted to kill him. But who? That was something for him/her to ponder.

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1) He was going to say Bakura since Bakura was burning his hand at that moment and smelt like Bakura. =) I laughed when I wrote this...

2) Everything and Everywhere is a shop I created. (I think)

Minishia: WOW! Longest chapter! WOOOOO!

Minikia: *Throws confetti* Party Time!

Joey: YAY! I sang my Song! Brooklyn Rage!

Ryou & Malik: *Groan* Did you have to make us sing Literal Pants?

Minishia: Yeah! I thought it was funny!

Yugi, Heba and Muko: You changed the Lyrics alittle to ours ..why?

Minikia: Yusei and Jaden are NOT in yugioh (Original) so I changed it so it was in your names =)

Yami: Btw It's called Stronger. It's at the end of BBT Movie abridged!

Minishia: *Laugh* I love Yugioh abridged!

Marik & Bakura: *Makes out with Hikari*

Minishia & Minikia: AWWWWW! *Snaps pic's of Tendershipping and Bronzeshipping!)

All: Thanks for Reading!

Minishia: P.S sorry if its HUGE!

Minikia: P.P.S Review on the bits you liked, disliked , things to improve!

Hikari's: P.P.P.S ... There's like 3,269 words!

ALL: BYEEE!