It was a regular day in Ponyville, all the ponies were going about their daily lives
Including Pinkie Pie who was serving some treats to her friends
"When you reckon Twilight will be back from the Crystal Kingdom?" Apple Jack said
"I hope Cadence and Armor love the little hoof booties I made for them," Rarity said
"I still can't believe Twilight's gonna be an aunt soon," Dashy said
"Me either," Pinkie said
"Little fillies are so cute," Fluttershy said
Just then an orb of light appeared and the master of chaos himself appeared
"Hello every pony," Discord the reformed draconequus said
"Hi," the mane five said
"Just came to give you one of these," Discord said poofing up a cotton candy cloud. Every pony loved the chocolate milk Discord made
"Ahem," Pinkie said
"Oh," Discord said poofing up a can of whip cream. Pinkie loved her dollops of whip cream
"So what's going on?" Discord asked curios
"We were talking about how Twilight's sister in law is having her baby soon," Apple said
"Oh ya," Discord said "Cadence is pregnant,"
Just then Discord used his magic to, make himself have a little baby bulge
"Bet she looks like this now doesn't she?" he said
Every pony didn't know what to say about Discords new transformation
"Uh...Discord," Apple said "Are you really pregnant right now?"
Movement came from inside Discords new womb
"You...Baby...Having..." Rainbow Dash passed out from how illogical this was
Every pony else was speechless, even Pinkie
"It's not so bad," Discord said snapping his figures
Just then the five ponies were pregnant to
"AH!" they screamed
Meanwhile, Luna watched on in terror
"Truly Discord has the strangest dreams of all," Luna then exited Discord subconscious and went off to make sure id any other ponies were having bad dreams
While Discord slept, enjoying his wonderfully chaotic dream
The end