(Farkas/Selene, featuring Felix. And no, I'm not trying to imply Farkas is a bleeding idiot, just that there is no Flax in Skyrim.)


"Harbinger, may I speak with you?" Felix rubs his face before looking up, "What is it Farkas?"

"What is Selene's favorite flower?"

"I— I think it's flax? We've never talked about it though, it's something you'd have to ask her."

"Oh…" Farkas's face turns to a frown.

"Uh, why? Do you want to know that?"

"I wanted to surprise her with something nice when she gets back from Solitude."

"Flowers?"

Farkas shrugs. "She likes flowers."

"Yeah… She does." They look at each other for a moment, with an awkward silence between them, "you know, I think she appreciates that you're around at all when she gets back."

"I am always there Harbinger." There was definite pride and even a little defensiveness in his tone, "but I thought something different would be… nice."

"What were you going to do with the flowers?"

"I wa—"

"No," Felix held up his hands, "nevermind. I don't want to know." He stands, "I'm just going to pretend it's completely sweet and innocent and you're not—" Felix cut himself and starts walking past Farkas.

"Harbinger?"

"It's Flax, Farkas."

"What is Flax?"