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Decepticons Day out
Saturday: 0500 hours, DECEPTICON FRATERNITY HOUSE
So I have to say sorry, for making you all wait for this new chap. I couldn't figure out what to do for the D-cons, trust me when I say they are harder to figure out. I've also had my Grandparents here so I've been hanging out with them too. Enough blabber! Here's my new chap, I hope you like it! Oh before you read, I wanted to say for the Autobot house imagine that it is always well lit inside and open, and for the Decepticon house imagine that it is always dark inside and seems more like a closed space.
All of the Decepticons sat in the living area, the least to say, bored to death. Knockout had convinced StarScream to play a human prank on the sleeping SoundWave. He was to take the 'shaving cream' from the bathroom and set it into his hand, next he was to tickle a part of his nose and then, SPLAT! The two laughed about it for a few seconds before StarScream grabbed the cream and crept up to SoundWave. His body seemed lifeless as it limped against the chair, his head was leaned against the top rim of it and his chest rose up and down in a timely fashion. Knockout sat on the far couch watching as StarScream began to tilt the can, but before he could do anything a hand shot up from the darkness and grabbed his wrist. Knockout fell over laughing as the Decepticon SIC screamed like a sparkling femme. He pulled his wrist away and tried to run away but ended up ramming into the Decepticon leader instead.
"L-lord Megatron. H-how nice to see you." Megatron raised a brow at him and gave a unearthly angered frown.
"And what were you doing StarScream?" He asked as Knockout walked up to the scared mech.
"It was all Knockout's idea, I just merely went along to amuse him."
"Precisely Lor- WHAT! I suggested a prank and you started ranting off."
"Did not."
"Don't make me tear your arm off!"
"SHUT-UP!" Megatron yelled making the whole house feel like it was shaking. "I will not take your intolerance.. First it was the energon thirsty terrracons and now this.. If I have to I will eradicate you both." The two mechs nodded and backed away from the fuming man. "Now tell me you were doing something useful and got information on this place." Silence fell over to whole house and Megatrons eyes started to glow a deadlier red.
Before he could do anything the doorbell rang and while everyone just stood there, SoundWave got up from his chair and opened to door to see a girl with short pastel purple hair that had white streaks, and her eyes were a entrancing yellow-green. She looked up to the man who was three inches taller than her and tried to hide a blush.
Wow he was gorgeous!
"I-I brought these, um... I found them in the Library at the printer and saw that they belonged-" The papers fell from her hands and the man caught them in his. "To your Fraternity. I just wanted to make sure that you had them and didn't lose them." She handed him the remainder of the papers and bit her lip. "Sorry if I came at the wrong time." She walked away calmly and SoundWave shut the door.
"Who was that?" Knockout asked curiously. SoundWave didn't make a gesture or talk, he just walked over to Megatron and handed him the papers and he read them.
"Apparently this is our schedule." He handed them to ShockWave who had just entered the room and he proceeded to hand them out. "We should split up and go where these tell us to, even though it is against my better judgement, it will be best to understand humanity and their weaknesses." Everyone sighed and groaned. Once the papers were handed out they all got up and left their own separate ways.
Saturday: 0900 hours, Megatron & StarScream, main outside area
"Lord Megatron, If I may ask, what are we doing here, aren't we supposed to be finding out about-"
"I do what I want, I am not going to listen to a stupid piece of paper." Megatron said looking around the area, and smiling when he laid eyes on the schools large water fountain. It was three tier and had water pouring out of each tier into the bottom base. "I have something more productive in plan." He started to walk towards the utility building with a worried SIC behind him.
The building was large and had many rooms, so Megatron and StarScream had to open all the doors to find the room they were looking for. Once they found it Megatron walked in and smirked. The room contained a water pump that led to the fountain among other things but the Decepticon leader had his eye on the pump.
"StarScream, this building is connected to what the humans call a cafeteria, and I am assuming they have some things I need in there, I want you to go steal them for me."
"M-me my liege, but what if I get caught."
"That's the reason I'm sending you, if one of us is to get caught it will be you."
"What do you need me to steal?"
"A bottle of cleansing soap, if you can find it." StarScream slowly walked out of the dimly lit room and down to the cafeteria kitchen. He hated how he was the Second In Command, otherwise known as Megatrons dirty worker and guinnipig. He grumbled to himself all the way there, but quieted down when he entered the area. Making sure to not be seen by the people who were working there, StarScream snuck to the back and looked around, he was relieved when he saw a bottle of the soap sitting on a metal thing. He grabbed it and then looked into the cabinets hoping to find as many as he could, the last thing he wanted to do was come back here to get more.
"What are you doing?" He shot up but only bonked his head on the edge of the cabinet, he moved out of the way and looked up to the voice, which he recognized as the girl who gave them their lost papers.
"I am simply..." he looked to the soap bottles in his hand, "Checking the stock and supply of the soap that you have." He scanned over them. "Looks like they've expired, gotta go get more." He bolted from the area and looked back to see the girl with a stunned expression that changed to angered when she crossed her arms. "That was too close." Once he got out of the cafeteria he walked back to the room trying to balance the ten full bottles he had. Once he was back in the room StarScream dropped the bottles at Megatrons feet and wiped his forehead.
"You did well." Megatron picked up one of the bottles and opened up the water pumps lid, letting the loud noise rush over them. He then poured the bottle into the pump and watched as suds started to form.
"If I may ask, where did you get this preposterous idea."
"When I was clearing my processor I had happened to fly by, what the humans call, a 'drive in movie' and saw a scene like this. Now that were human I can try it myself."
"Why don't we just wage war against the people other than doing childish acts, it would be more productive then this?"
"You do not understand StarScream." Megatron said throwing he empty bottle to the ground and picking up another. "We are now human, humans are weaker than cybertronians, and if we were to proclaim war we would surely be outnumbered. The best we can do is act like one of them for the time being, and this is how I tend to do it." StarScream let an annoyed sigh escape his lips as he watched Megatron dump in the contents of the last bottle. "Let's go." They walked out of the room and out to where they were before, nothing happened to the fountain and StarScream rolled his eyes at both the fountain and his leader.
"I knew this stupid trick wouldn't work." Megatron put up his pointer finger telling him to wait a minute. They waited until soap suds started to come from the fountain, soon enough the suds engulfed the fountain and the ground around it. StarScreams angered frown turned into a sadistic smile, he looked around the area at the people who were now starring at the fountain dumbfounded, except for the girl who he had run into at the cafeteria, she was glaring at them, while shaking her head and her arms were folded tightly. She walked away still shaking her head.
"Do you see StarScream, you must have stealth and speed to pull a prank." Megatrons SIC knew that he was referring to that mornings incident with SoundWave. "Though on the other hand, SoundWave is hard to sneak up on... Only an imbecile would try that."
"Yes Lord Megatron
Saturday: 0900 hours, ShockWave, Science Building
ShockWave pushed open the classrooms door. It was a large room with rows upon rows of seats and desks. In the front was a large flippable whiteboard and chalkboard. There was a larger desk near the board with a swivel seat. He walked over to it and set a few papers down that he held and then sat down in the chair. He was tired since he had gotten no sleep last night, due to him creating the lists for his leader and comrades.
"It would be most logical to get more rest in this body." He looked around making sure no one was there, when all was clear he let out a very large yawn making his face scrunch up and his eyes tightly close.
"Wow you must be tired." ShockWave snapped his mouth shut and looked to the young girl who was standing before him. "Names, Avery." She had a large smile planted on her face. "I'm your new science intern."
"I never signed up for an intern."
"You were the last person left on the list." She said not paying attention to his last sentence.
"That is illogical, I never put my name on a list."
"Every teacher is put on the list. You didn't know?"
"No." She shrugged her shoulders and dropped a pack of papers on his desk.
"This is my profile and information that you'll need. I'll be over here if you need me." She trotted over to a table that had chemicals and compounds set on it. She picked up two different colored beakers and read the labels. "You have Hydrogen Peroxide and Petrol.?"
"Don't mix those together." His voice was calm but very stern.
"No, DUH! Do you think I'm that stupid?"
"I'll have to think about it." She sneered at him and set the compounds down.
"Did you see what happened outside?"
"No."
"You should have, it was so funny. Someone put soap into the fountain pump and it sudded up while coming out. I guess we can say the lawn is now shiny clean." She laughed at herself but stopped when she looked over to ShockWave and saw he was reading the papers she had given him. She meandered back over to his desk and stared it him. "I never got your name?"
"ShockWave."
"Is that a nickname or are your parents exotic namers."
"Nickname." He spoke with a dull voice not even acknowledging her.
"What's your real name?"
"None of your business, now go so I can get ready for my class on monday." She snarled at him and promptly walked out slamming the classroom door behind her. "Humans are so primitive."
Saturday: 0900 hours, SoundWave, Technicians building
The silent man walked into the computer lab. Barely no one was there, except for the teens who were playing computer games because they were stuck here with their parents and a few adults who were here finishing up homework assignments. SoundWave silently walked over to a row of lonesome computers and sat down. The computer turned on and he started looking up all he needed to know about the human race. As he was typing he didn't notice a girl sitting next to him. When he caught a flash of light purple and white he looked over to see the girl that had given them their lost papers, he shrugged and looked back the computer. He heard typing next to him for a few minutes and then silence.
"Hi, names StarDust, but Dusty for short." He looked to her lent out hand and then looked back to the computer. He could see out of the corner of his eyes that the girl was looking at him. "What's yours?" He didn't answer, instead he just kept on reading the screen. "Sooo, what brings you here? Homework, games, info search?" He didn't look at her instead he closed out of the screen grabbed his paper and notes, then he moved to a computer five screens down. He slightly looked over to the girl and saw a sad and confused expression, but soon enough she shrugged it off and started typing on the computer. He finally worked in silence, finding all the information about humans he could.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to remove your glasses." He looked up to see a man with seeing glasses holding a folder. SoundWave rolled his eyes and looked back to the screen. "Sir, if you do not remove your glasses, I'll have to have you removed." The mans hand was now rested on the chair and SoundWave pushed it back, he shot up from the chair, holding his papers and promptly walked out of room and building. Once he was outside he kept on walking looking over the information he had gathered.
"Sorry about Deigon, he's iffy about dark glasses ever since the incident last year." He looked behind him to see Dusty. He set his eyes forward and walked faster. "Don''t you wanna no what happened last year." He shook his head no and walked away from her. "Fine then, but it would help you know what to do and not do around here." No answer. She caught up to him and fixed her side pack so it was beside her. "I'll tell you anyways. A student last year came in with glasses, about the same as yours. Although his glasses were special. They had x-ray installed into them, let him see what he wanted, in this case it was the schools money safe." He looked to her and raised a brow. "I know, wacky place to put it, but the elder board had thought it was a good place to set it, no one would expect it there... But anyways, once he spotted the safe, he pulled out a gun and told everyone to get down. Shot two people, thankfully they were only leg and shoulder shots... He didn't get the money but you can bet it scarred a few people, like Deigon." SoundWave stopped and looked to her sighing, practically asking if she was done yet. He then started to walk away fast leaving her behind, once he was a good ways away he stopped and looked to see that she wasn't there. Finally silence, if there was one thing he couldn't stand it was the noise that followed humans everywhere like gnats on bad fruit.
"COME TO THE PEP RALLLY! IT'LL BE THE BEST FUN YOU'VE EVER HAD! WHOOHOO!" A girl dressed in a tight belly shirt and short skirt ran past him doing back flips and yelling. He silently growled at her and kept on walking, but that wasn't the end of the noise. Soon after the girl, a band marched down the walkway, they had large drums, small drums, tambourines, and whatever other instruments humans had made. SoundWave covered his ears and ran off towards the building that read LIBRARY, if he was correct this was the building that was always quiet. He shut the doors behind himself and suddenly silence filled the air once more. He calmly smiled and walked up to a row of computers, but sadly they were all taken up. He scowled to himself and went over to a stack of books the read
HISTORY OF THE WORLD: VOLUMES 1 - 10
He shrugged and picked the first book up.
When he got to the second chapter he found that he like the book, it was interesting, long but informative. As he was reading, a batch of teenagers walked past him talking and laughing louder than what he wanted. He looked up from the book and glared at them evilly, they saw him and immediately quieted down. He smiled again and returned to the book.
When SoundWave finished the book he looked at the time and saw that it was getting late and his comrades were probably wondering where he was. He set the book down and picked up the other 9 volumes, he then proceeded to the front desk. If he was right he had to check them out.
"Wow that's a lot of books." An older woman said as he set them down on the desk. "Checking them out?" Silence "I'll need to see your school ID." He shrugged and gave her the 'I don't know what your talking about look'. "I'm guessing you don't have one yet... Let's make a deal. I saw you making those girls quiet down over there and I could use help like yours... you help me keep it quiet in here and I'll give you the books you need and want." He lifted his head and thought for a minute before nodding it slowly. She smiled and handed him the books. "Hope you like them." He walked off, happy he had something other to do than roam the grounds, but annoyed he had to work to get what he wanted. At least it was better than being stuck anywhere else there was noise.
Saturday: 0900 hours, Knockout, Science Building
Knockout walked down the corridor with style in each step. Anyone who saw him knew he was a stickler for what he wore and how he presented himself. He turned to a room with the numbers 180B printed on the door and walked in. He looked around to see about 4 people in there, each at separate metal tables. He walked around to each table looking at their work. One man who had buttoned up his lab coat was dissecting a frog and it's internal organs. He grimaced at the sight, yes he dissected things, but not human squishy things. He then walked over to a woman who was putting together an unsophisticated but well done robotic arm, he slightly nodded in approval at her work. He then walked over to another man who was mixing together chemicals and getting different results each time. Another woman was at the end table trying to dissect a small rodent, but her had was shaking rapidly as she brought the scalpel closer to the creature.
"I would stop if I were you." He said to the woman, she turned around and backed up bumping into the table. "I see that you're not fully prepared to cut this creature open."
"A-am t-to." He raised a brow and stared at her.
"Name."
"J-Jessica."
"Put the scalpel down."
"I-I'm good." He sighed and took the shaking scalpel out of her hand. "Hey!" He took a flashlight from a nearby table, and shined it into her eyes, making her shut them.
"Look at me." He demanded. She slowly re-opened her eyes and he shined then into them. "Your pupils are dilated, how much caffeine have you had?"
"Just 9 cups, I was up all night studying and had to stay awake."
"Well clearly your little experiment backfired. I Recommend plenty of sleep and a week off of that coffee." She shakily nodded her head and reached for the scalpel. "Now!" He pointed to the front door and she walked to it. Once she was out everyone turned to him.
"What's your problem, coming in here and telling us what to do!?" The first man said.
"First of all, I am not telling all of you what to do, only her, second I am here to oversee all your work, and third I am a doctor and know a frazzle when I see one." He set his hands onto his hips and glared at the man.
"Who are you?" The other woman asked.
"Knockout, medic and scientist. plus fellow student." He mumbled the last part, although they had caught it.
"If your a student then why are you the one overseeing us and helping us in science lab?"
"Because I am more advanced than you in my studies." The man scoffed.
"Ya right, and I'm Einsteins great grandson."
"Why I-" Knockout stomped towards the man but was stopped when the other woman walked in his way.
"Boys! Really," She gave them both 'the eye' "You." She said pointing to the man. "He just helped out Jessica, the least you can do is show some respect." Knockout smirked at the man. "And you!" The girl said now pointing to Knockout. "If your the one who is to oversee and help us the least you need to do is act older than us. You both are not children.
"But Katherine-"
"Don't but Katherine me Donny, you need respect or do I need to tell the head of science that your behavior has again gotten out of hand, trust me he 'will' go through with his threat." They glared at each other for a moment before he relaxed his body and got back to work grumbling to himself. "Sorry about him, he's got some anger issues.. My names Katherine. Yours?"
"Knockout." He hesitantly shook her hand.
"Cool name." She paused for a moment before speaking again. "So your studies are more advanced, what are you taking?"
"In your terms I guess you could say my knowledge is out of this world." She huffed a laugh and rolled her eyes.
"Well, welcome to science lab, here we accomplish homework, do tests and practice whatever we need to... I'm in to get my degree in robotic science." She pointed to the three clawed robotic arm and smiled. "I've been working on it for a long time now." Her voice was elated and full of accomplishment. "I'll let you get to work so I can get back to mine, usually we don't need much help or checkup, so feel free to leave whenever."
Knockout thought about leaving but decided that there was nothing better to do, so he stayed and watched as the humans worked on their projects. He laughed to himself a couple times thinking about how humans could acquire so much information in science but yet they did not even realize that aliens were walking among them, disguised as humans. Even if they themselves didn't know how they got like this, they were still truly Highly Advanced Mechanical Aliens from the planet Cybertron.
Again sorry for not updating sooner and that it's shorter than the last, I seriously was stuck on what to do for the D-cons and wrote what came to me, although I have to give my sister credit for the fountain prank idea, without that I would still be stuck on what to do. I hope you like this chap though! I hope you liked the prank ideas, but come on me and my sis can't be the only ones to see College Decepticons doing this.
Please Review, Constructive Criticism Welcomed, if needed. Thanks for the all the reviews I have gotten so far, they really motivate me to write and write. I am accepting any chap or OC ideas if you have any that you want me to put in.
One last thing I want to add, while I was writing this chap I had remembered that I had forgotten one character. PredaKing! I was like Crap! I totally forgot him, so any of you who were wondering about him, I will be adding PredaKing soon enough.