Titano
Daily Planet, Metropolis
"I'm just glad you decided to cut it. I mean, long hair isn't your best look," Lois commented.
"Well, I had bigger problems when I was stuck in the zone than growing my hair out," Clark said
"Yeah, well it told you those kryptonite scissors would come in handy."
"Great article Clark, do I have pictures?" Rand Brady, the editor, asked, as he strutted over, a proud expression plastered over his face.
"No, sir" Clark replied
"Please, call me chief."
"OK."
Red in the face and out of breath, Jimmy Olsen burst into the office. "I took pictures, chief."
All of a sudden, the employees heard panic from the outside; an ape charged through the plaza,
Clark's desk was spinning and his glasses were propped on the desk, but he was nowhere to be seen.
Superman flew in and caught the Daily Planet globe, saving the people below.
"This will just be another moment ladies and gentlemen!"
Superman hit Titano with heat vision, then threw him into the middle of a deserted field.
The next day,
Titano the Super-Ape Strikes Again!
Lana Lang looked over the article at a newsstnad in Star City. It was well written, and she looked at the author: Clark Kent
And at Metro Coffee Shop,
"These pics are excellent, how would you like a photography job," Carrie Castle, the Editor of the Metropolis Journal asked Jimmy.
"I'm planning to land a job at the Daily Planet, your rival," Jimmy said
"If you were getting a job there any time soon, you wouldn't have been turned down and called me," Carrie commented
"I'll take the job,'" he sighed