HELLO EVERYONE! I'm back! Yes! With that citrus fruit you wanted!
Here. *hands you an orange*
WHAT! This ISN'T the kind you meant?! What are you talking about?! XD
Anyway, I was going to abandon this one-shot and leave it as a cliffhanger unless someone was actually interested in it. And someone actually wanted more!
I'm surprised that this got so much attention and popularity and stuff! I didn't expect this to get as much love as it's getting! At the same time, I'm not THAT surprised, because the Dick Figures movie is really popular lately, and a lot of you are probably coming here from YouTube looking for awesome Dick Figures fanfics to read. So I guess either I'm lucky for doing a fanfic on a thing that's more popular than it seems, or I just have good timing to write this fanfic around a time when the fandom it's for is highly active and popular...
Either way, whether you just love Dick Figures or you're reading Dick Figures fanfics because you need something to read while waiting for the next chapter of the movie, I'm grateful either way!
So here is more for you!
Remember, I literally wrote the first chapter at like 1AM. However, this chapter was written at 1PM. So it'll be a little bit more coherent. It'll still be funny and crack-filled, but it'll be written a little more mindfully.
Anyway, hope you enjoy chapter 2 of this two-shot Dick Figures Yaoi Fanfiction Purple lime!
Yes. Lime in this chapter. I wrote a lemon once, for the sake of the fans. It was terrible, I tell you. The experience, I mean. According to reviewers, the lemon itself was fine. But I'm not doing that again unless I have to.
Now anyway, on to the rest of the story!
I do not own Dick Figures, or any of its characters/trademarks. Dick Figures is owned by Mondo Media.
R&R
ENJOY~!
"AAAHHH!" Blue shouted as he tried to get free. "Red! What are you doing?!"
"Come on, dude! Don't play with me! You know what's going on!"
Red tugged on the sleeve of Blue's shirt (i think...).
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Blue shouted. He started freaking out.
Eventually, SOMEHOW, they were both completely naked. (I think, cuz I assume that they actually wear clothes in the first place. But it's hard to tell because they're stick figures.)
"I..." Blue suddenly felt something round and hard rub against his leg. When he felt there, he picked something up.
"Why is there a citrus fruit in your bed?" he asked.
Red shrugged. "I dunno. Cuz there's about to be a LIME IN HERE!"
"But actually this is an orange."
Red shrugged again, grabbed the orange from Blue, bit into it like it was an apple, then threw it out the window. Which was closed. And now broken.
"You're gonna pay for that you know," Blue told him.
"Well you'd better know what you're doing cuz if you don't then you're going to pay for my dick surgery."
"How would I know what I'm doing?!" Blue lied. "This is my first time!"
"It's my first time as well!" Red said with a smile.
"Then you pay for my dick surgery!"
"I'm broke, dude! I can't pay for shit."
"Well I'm not paying for anything you break."
"Pay for me cuz I'm broke!"
"What does that even mea—"
"Distraction!" Red suddenly shouted as he started attacking Blue's neck with his mouth.
Blue briefly let out a cry of pain that quickly transformed into a moan of pleasure.
The instant after the moan, Red's head shot up. Uh...the head on top of his body, I mean. The one with the face.
He was smirking smugly. "Wow, that works on guys, too?" he asked in amazement. "I know what this means..."
Blue's face turned wary. "What?"
"YOU'RE UKE!" Red burst out laughing. He was laughing hysterically. His side actually started hurting so he held it as he continued to laugh.
"}:T" Blue's face said.
Red laughed so much he actually fell onto the bed cuz he couldn't control it. "AHAHAAHAH! BLUE UKE! YOU KANT SPELL UKE WITHOUT YOU! AHAHAHA!"
He rolled onto his back and continued laughing. His legs kicked wildly and he held his stomach cuz it hurt from laughing.
Suddenly, his hands were pinned together above his head, his legs were trapped and being held still, and something was grabbing him down there.
Blue, Blue, and Blue again.
Red immediately stopped laughing and froze.
Blue was leaning over Red, holding Red's hands above his head by his wrists with one hand, pinning Red's legs down by trapping Red's ankles with his own, and holding Red's crotch with his other hand.
He was smirking confidently and deviously and other such stuff like those.
He moved his face really close to Red's. "You think I'm the uke? Bitch, please. You wouldn't know the meaning of the word 'seme' if one slapped you in the face and fucked you in the ass."
He let go of Red's crotch and reached for Red's hat.
He gently removed it and tossed it aside.
Red's eyes widened. No one. Touched his hat. EVER. NO ONE.
Red grinned. "Wow. Look at you, getting all aggressive!"
"I know."
"But who's the lucky seme who gets to slap me and fuck me and teach me a thing or two about dominance?"
Blue slapped Red then kissed him for like a spilt second. He smirked and said, "Me."
Red laughed weakly. "Yeah, that's a good one, Blue. No seriously. Who?"
Blue's knees had been all that kept him hovering above Red's body. He let his knees go limp, while still keeping Red's ankles pinned down. His body fell on top of Red's.
Red's smile vanished.
"You don't have the experience to be the seme," Blue added.
"I got more experience than you with sex in general!" Red said, still frowning.
"So!?
"You're still not a seme."
"Neither are you!"
Their faces were less than a centimeter away from each other.
Blue grinned widely and seductively. "Bitch I might be."
This two-shot has turned into a three-shot! Yay!
The next chapter was written in the same morning as this one, but not finished until days after this chapter was updated.
lol wut?
See you next chapter!
BYEEEEE~!