I'm BAAAAACKKKK!
I've been holding off on this chapter so that this doesn't finish TOO soon before the movie chapter uploads on YouTube do.

I hope none of you are under the impression that there's a sex scene in this chapter. There isn't. I explicitly stated that there would be no lemon (in fanfic terms: a sex scene) in this fanfic.
But that doesn't mean that this won't be an awesome chapter.

I lied. This chapter was finished days before the previous chapter was finished.

This is the last chapter! Let's get right into it, shall we?

I do not own Dick Figures, or any of its characters/trademarks. Dick Figures is owned by Mondo Media.

R&R

ENJOY~!

Guess what?

Bitch, he was.

They laid under the covers, hands behind their heads, breathing hard, sweating like crazy, and heartbeats running like a mile a minute. They laid on their backs and faced the ceiling. Apart from their breathing, it was totally quiet and stuff.

Red finally broke the silence. "Ah man! That was WHYYYYYY-OOOOLLLLDDDDDD!"

Blue smiled faintly. "Yeah I know." He turned his head and looked at Red. " You were uh...pretty good for your first time. Especially considering you're apparently straight and all."

Red smirked and looked at Blue, his face all proud and arrogant and knowing. "Yeah. I know. I've had so much experience with the other team, this one wasn't so hard to figure out. And pretty good for your first time as well."

Blue blushed lightly and looked away. "Ah heh heh. Thanks, bro."

When Blue looked at him again, Red was sittin up and rubbin his chin and starin at Blue with those narrowed Asian-looking suspicious eyes. "Hm... too good."

Blue frowned. "What do you mean?"

"This was your first time?"

"Uh...yeah?"

"You seemed more experienced than you should have been..."

Blue sat up as well and looked away, rubbing the back of his head nervously. "So? I could say the same about you."

"Uh, no you can't. I know my sexy stuff."

"Right," Blue said with a roll of his eyes. "You watch porn all the time."

Red put his hands on his hips and pouted and started gyrating his head. "Bitch, please, don't tell me you haven't done the same." Blue only glanced at him and didn't reply.

He stood up and began putting his..."clothes?" on. I mean... I guess they're clothes but they're stick figures so it's kinda hard to tell.

Red suddenly gasped and his eyes went from Asian-narrow to owl-wide. His hands fell from his hips and his started pointing wildly at Blue. "Owe mah gawd, bruh! U watchez da Y?"

Blue looked up and gave red a confused look. "The what?"

"The Y, son! The B-Y and the G-Y!" Red's jaw dropped and he started waving his arms wildly in Blue's direction as he continued pointing like ~(0 A 0 ~( "YOU'RE A B-Y-G-Y NEEERRRDDD!" Red covered his eyes with his hands and held up a hand in Blue's direction. "EEEEWWW GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Blue stood up and faced Red with his hands on his hips. "Red! What the fuck are you even talking about?!"

Rex calmed down and grinned widely and deviousishly.

He let his eyes get Asian-narrow. "Tele..." He raised his hand. "...por..." Then he snapped his fingers. "...tation." He was gone.

Blue didn't even bother being surprised.

But he was surprised when he heard his computer being started up.

He raced out of Red's room and ran to his own. "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!" he shouted.

By the time Blue got there, he found Red sitting in front of his computer, about to go online.

Blue's eyes widened further. "Whoa whoa whoa! Stop it! That's my computer! What are you doing?!"

"gonna find ur leeetlle secret" Red whispered. His eyes went wide and his tongue stuck out of his mouth a little.

Blue ran over to him. "Get off!" He started waving his arms at Red in an attempt to smack and punch and hit Red off the chair and off his computer.

It didn't work. Red just started waving his arms as well and fought back. He was using both arms to do this, so he magically grew a third arm that he used to continue surfing the web. His eyes never left the screen.

Blue was too busy fighting, so he didn't notice.

Red opened up several new tabs on the Internet. Then he went into Blue's history and favorites and went onto several sites on the new tabs.

When he was done, he gasped and his third hand went to his face in surprise.

Blue stopped fighting. So did Red. Blue looked at the screen and his eyes widened.

Red pointed at the screen with his third hand. "AHAHAHAHAHA! Bro I knew it! You read and watch the B-Y!"

"What the hell is B-Y?!" Blue asked as he lowered his arms but raised his hands in desperation to know what the fuck "B-Y" meant.

"It's non-otaku terms for Boy-Y, which is Yaoi."

On the tabs were a Yaoi AMV on YouTube, a yaoi manga comic, an anime episode site with an episode of a yaoi anime on the player, M-rated Yaoi fanfiction from FF.N, a google search of yaoi images from Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, and a YouTube lyrics video of Simon Curtis' "Flesh".

Blue's face turned partially purple (cuz he was blushing a bit and red and blue make purple). "That's not mine. That's Pink's. You know how girls are into that yaoi stuff and..."

"Pink wasn't here yesterday," Red said. With his third arm, he pointed at the history list, where it said that all of those sites had been visited yesterday.

Blue blushed harder. "Alright, I read and watch and look at yaoi. So what?!"

"Niggerato, you gay."

Red's third arm finally disappeared.

Blue's blush didn't.

"So that's how you knew what you were doing. You were like a pro!"

"Could we let it drop?" Blue pleaded. "That was a one-time thing, right?"

Red stood up and put an arm around Blue's shoulder. "Dude, don't worry! Of course it was. I won't tell if you won't tell." He made a motion of zipping his lips with his fingers, and an actual zipper appeared.

Blue did the same, and a zipper appeared.

They smiled at each other and nodded.

The zippers faded.

Blue went over to the computer and closed all the tabs and turned off the computer.

"One time thing," Blue said.

"One time thing," Red repeated.

"I don't ship it, anyway," Blue said.

"Neither do I," Red agreed. "Now I'm bored! I was playing a video game before you rudely interrupted me with your bisexual urges and homosexual yaoi and shit." Red bent his knees and began hovering in the air. He floated back to the living room.

Blue facepalmed and laughed. Then he went back to Red's room to clean up the mess they had made.

Lolz blue WAS the seme XD

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT CRAZINESS!

So uh...how about dem Dick Figures The Movie chapters on YouTube. I almost cried at Chapter 5. NO WAY MY SHIP SANK! I SHIP PURPLE TOO HARD FOR THE BOAT TO SINK!
Lolz hope you guys are enjoying the movie as much as I am!
There are only like 2 chapters left now, right?

You know how the description says that I'm gonna regret this? I regretted it at first.
But now that I see how much you people like it, I change my mind. I don't regret a thing.

I don't know if I'll be doing more Dick Figures stuff in the future, or if it will be this sexy and mature. But I might. I don't know. In that case I suggest you follow me on deviantART, not fanfiction, if you want to see more of my Dick Figures work.

THANKS FOR READING!

See you next time!

BYEEEEE~!