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A day with the D-cons

My loyal Readers I am BACK! Sorry for taking longer to upload this, I have a cold and so my brain is in shutdown mode, making my ideas just disappear. I want to apologize if there is an OOCness in this, my brain hates me right now.

I want to thank Barrier for the Idea of Moesha Pranking the D-cons, Thank You! And I want to thank BossBot97 for the Idea of StarScream giving PredaKing a bath, Thank You!
I hope you like this chapter even thought it might be a bit weird, Prepare for StarScream and Knockout acting like complete Children!

ENJOY!


Thursday: 0700 hours, Moesha and Breonna, DECEPTICON FRAT HOUSE

Moesha and Breonna slowly opened up the door the the Decepticons frat house laughing that they had kept it unlocked. When they were fully in Moesha set down the paper bag and opened it to reveal sticks and sticks of butter. Breonna took a few unwrapped them while Moesha fiddled with her own.

"Remember, get the floors with this stuff nothing else. And make sure it's a lot." Breonna nodded and walked to the kitchen with her butter sticks while Moesha crept up the stairs.
Thirty minutes later they were finished buttering up the whole house's floors and trying not to laugh their heads off thinking of what would happen. When they heard the sound of a room door opening they rushed out, silently laughing.

Thursday: 0735 hours, DECEPTICON FRAT HOUSE

Megatron walked out of his room and stifled a yawn. As he walked onto the hardwood floors he felt something slippery under his feet, he looked and saw nothing. Shrugged it off he walked out with his feet barely slipping from him every step.
When Megatron got to the stairs he stepped on the first one and slipped making him thump down on his back the whole flight of them. Other doors could be heard as they opened, he saw ShockWave running towards the stairs with worry in his eye.

"Lord Megatron ar-" He slipped on the same stair and tumbled down knocking his head against Megatrons. They groaned in pain and watched as StarScream came out of his room and towards them, he managed to get past the first step but slipped on the second one making him fly down the stairs and land right in front of Megatron.

"Owwww." Knockout was next to come and slip down the stairs, but he had a softer landing since he had grabbed onto the railing before hitting anyone else refusing to touch his newly cleaned pajamas to their dirty ones. SoundWave was last to the scene, he slowly walked down the stairs and made it to the end without even slipping once.

"How does he do it." StarScream asked annoyed at the TIC's lack of failure.

"Maybe it's because he used his head, unlike you who doesn't even think." Megatron said getting up and walking to the kitchen only to slip again on the tile floor. StarScream laughed at Megatron gaining a death glare him.
After a few more incidents they finally figured out that butter had been used across the floor so it would make it slippery. Megatron made the others clean it up refusing to put himself lower than what he already was as a human. Once they were finished they all went their separate ways to relax and try to forget about their newly acquired bruises.

Thursday: 1200 hours, DECEPTICON FRAT HOUSE

Knockout walked up to StarScream with PredaKing held away from himself, when the SIC turned to face him the medic shoved the cat into his hands.

"What is this for!?" StarScream half yelled half asked trying to resist the hissing cat.

"Lord Megatron ordered me to wash the cat, but I refuse to get a drop on my newly pressed shirt especially since I almost ruined my clean sleeping wear this morning. So I'm taking you up on that favor and giving you the task."

"Giving, that would be a first." knockout growled and shoved the PredaKing into his hands. "Why does he even need a bath?" He said glaring at the hissing cat.

"The stupid thing went and played in the filth last night and is downright disgusting. and I-"

"Refuse to wash him... I know." StarScream took the cat and walked into the bathroom adamant on getting this over with, he was still hurting from the fall this morning, when he the shut the door the cat let out a long loud wail telling the SIC he wanted out of the room.
In turn StarScream tuned him out as he filled the tub with water, not caring what temperature it was on. Once it was filled he took the cat and grimaced at the claws he was digging into his skin, he looked to PredaKing and saw that his eyes were large and full of fear.
"The mighty PredaKing, afraid of water.. HAhahahah, Priceless." The cat hissed at him and swiped his claws near his face, but the SIC dodged it giving a sneer to PredaKing.
The Decepticon put the cat near the water making him wail even louder than before and his claws were becoming sharper by the second. "Oh please, it's just water." StarScream said trying to mask the pain from the claws. He put PredaKing in and he latched his claws onto his arm, StarScream tried to pull away but PredaKing would not let go. After dumping some water onto PredaKings head he looked to the cat's eyes and saw an evil glint in them and he knew something was coming. PredaKing slid his claws down the SIC's arm gaining screams of pain from him. He then swiped his claw at his face and didn't miss this time making PredaKing decide that he might actually like bath time.


Knockout walked down the stairs smiling, to see Megatron glaring at him.

"Why are you not taking care of that filth!?" His leader said angrily pointing to the bathroom and slightly grimacing at the pain in his back from the fall.

"I made StarScream do it, he owed me something." Megatron rolled his eyes at him and walked off, but he was stopped by girlish screams coming from the bathroom. They looked up the stairs to see StarScream rushing out of the room and shutting the door. He was covered in deep cat scratches from head to toe and seemed scared out of his wits. When he got down he took in a deep breath and pointed to the door.

"That cat... Is possessed, I swear he is out to kill me." They looked back upstairs to see that the bathroom door was opening, PredaKing jumped off of the sink counter and hissed at StarScream before running towards him. The SIC let out a childish scream before running away in complete panick.

"Maybe that wasn't such a good idea to wash the cat." Knockout said watching as StarScream ran back to his room and shut the door on the cat, but not without gaining a few more scratches.

"No, he needs to learn his lesson the hard way." Megatron said smirking and retreating back to his bedroom while PredaKing was hissing and clawing at the door wanting to get in and teach StarScream the remainder of his lesson.


After a while PredaKing got bored of trying to get into the SIC's room so he went to the living room to dry himself in the sun.
StarScream eventually came out of his room covered in deep scratches and Knockout walked up to him again while shrugging his shoulders.

"Maybe giving him a bath wasn't such a good idea." He said innocently.

"You Think! I will never step foot near that cat AGAIN!" PredaKing looked up from his spot on the couch and hissed at StarScream before falling back asleep. "I swear that thing is possessed and out to kill me."

"I believe we already established that."

"Don't mock me!"

"I wasn't, I was just stating that you had already said that." StarScream took in a deep breath and let it out slowly. "You know I read about this stuff that will help with your cuts, I can apply it."

"What is it called?"

"Hydrogen Peroxide." Knockout walked to the bathroom with StarScream following behind. The medic reached into the mirror cabinet and pulled out a black bottle, he motioned StarScream to sit down and he did. "I have never tried the stuff so I do not know what will happen." He silently smirked, though he had read about it and learned that with cuts it stings profusely. He untwisted the cap and poured the liquid contents onto the SIC's ripped up arm. StarScream screamed loudly and pulled his arm back trying to get the liquid off of his now burning arm.

"What The Heck Is That Stuff!"

"People use it to disinfect their wounds, now get over here so I can finish."

"I don't think so." StarScream rushed out of the room and away from the medic, it was as if Knockout enjoyed torturing him. After running for what felt like forever he finally reached his room and locked the door. Letting out a relieved sigh he sat on his bed and looked up when someone knocked on his locked door.

"You can't stay in there forever you know." Knockout said, StarScream swore he could hear him smirking

"I can if I want to!"

"Suit yourself." He looked to see shadowed shoes near his door and watched them hoping they would leave.
After a few hours he could still see the shoes there and his cuts were becoming more annoying by the second. He stood up from his chair he had occupied a while ago and took in a deep breath before opening his door, making a plan that he would attack Knockout before he attacked him. He slightly opened his door and saw that no one was standing there, in fact the only thing there was a pair of Knockouts shoes making the shadow.
StarScream opened the rest of the door not noticing the bucket above it. The bucket tipped over and poured liquid all over him, and by the immense burning pain he figured it was the hydrogen peroxide.
StarScream tried to get the stuff off of him but found no luck. His wounds were burning and foaming indicating that the liquid was working. "As a doctor I make sure my patients get the treatment they need any way possible." StarScream glared at Knockout once the pain was gone and growled.

"If you wanted to get this over with then why did you trick me into staying in my room so long."

"I needed time to get the pr- treatment ready."

"I would kill you right here, but I don't need or want to look suspicious to theses creatures around us." Knockout shrugged again and walked back down the stairs to the TV. "Don't you have some work to finish besides watching this scrap?"

"And don't you have something else to do besides sit up in your room and acting like a scared little sparkling?"

"Touché." StarScream sat on a chair and stole the remote from Knockout.

"Hey!"

"You made me wash the cat and then tortured me with that liquid... I deserve some lenience." Knockout reached for it but was pushed back by a smirking StarScreams hand. "Poor, poor Knockout. If you didn't spend all your time being a medic you might actually gain some strength out in the fields." Knockout growled and reached for the remote again but failed again.

"Knockout! StarScream!" The two fighters looked up to see Megatron standing at the base of the stairs. "What are you two imbeciles doing now!"

"He stole the remote!" Knockout said.

"Well I deserve it!"

"No you don't!"

"SHUT UP!" Megatrons fists were balled and his face was turning a deep red. "If I so much as hear another sound come from the both of you I will have you Eradicated!" The two gulped and looked to each other with fear and worry, once Megatron knew his words got to them he walked into the kitchen grumbling. StarScream rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Truce?" He said lending out his hand, Knockout looked to it hesitantly and sighed also.

"Truce." They shook hands and then sat back in their seats. "Can I have the remote back."

"No." StarScream switched it to his other hand and flipped through the channels.

"Does it at least mean I'm safe."

"Ha! Not even close."


Kind of ended weird, but I seriously could not figure out how to end it. But either way I hope you liked it, once I got my wits together I enjoyed writing it!

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