You can thank and/or blame Suilven that this is seeing the light of day again. [pointed look] My response to Champion the Wonder Snail's 'Unlikely Wardens' challenge on CMDA: What would happen if Duncan had some kind of Grey Warden brain freeze, went on a drunken bender and ended up recruiting the most unlikely Warden/s ever? No restrictions on the laws of space and time.
Buddies
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"So, so, so Wardens right? I don' know why I di'n think of 'Scripting you before. I mean, yeah, you're always there f'r me, always, even when nobody else wants us 'round. Alla time, y'r a stand-up guy." Sniffle. "Comin' or goin', jus' a reg'lar stand-up bestest guy. Like a rock…"
"Commander, do you know where the Joining Chal- er."
"Heyyy… 'Join us'…um… 'Join'…um… 'Haul y'r arse on over'…"
"Commander, could you give me the Chalice?"
"Shure, shure."
"Thanks. Now could you please put your willy away?"