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Party Planning
Hello all, hope you didn't have to wait to long for this chap, either way here it is. I have finally reached my mark of 150+pgs of the story YAY, and I have you all to thank for your ongoing Reading and Reviews!
I want to thank LyraLunaSparkleFabulous for the ideas on StarShadow and Moesha going to the wrestling and also on Moesha in an arm wrestle with Megatron, Thank You!
Saturday: 0900 hours, DECEPTICON FRAT HOUSE,
Ever since Knockout had dumped StarScream with the hydrogen peroxide the Decepticon SIC been thinking of different ways to get the smug man back. A couple days after the 'incident' he had found the perfect get-back. It was what the humans called Vodka. It looked like water but he read that for some people the stuff was so powerful it would make them tipsy with one drink. He felt an ear-to-ear grin form as he purchased the bottle and waited for the perfect moment.
From watching the medic, StarScream saw that he would get up each morning and get a glass of water before retreating back to his room to 'freshen up'.
Starscream checked the clock, he had to leave in a couple hours so he had time to get with his plan. When he heard Knockout's door open he quietly laughed. He had figured out how to make the water dispenser in the fridge pour out the Vodka instead of water. The medic walked down half awake and half asleep, but somehow his hair was perfect.
"Morning Knockout." StarScream said leaning agains the counter trying to hide his smirk. Knockout turned to him and growled before grabbing a glass and getting the 'water' from the fridge. Once he got it, he went back to his room and shut the door. StarScream snickered and pushed himself from the counter to get his breakfast.
Knockout walked back into his room, wondering why StarScream seemed weirder than usual. He shrugged it off and drank the glass of 'water'. He had to admit the water tasted weirder than usual. But he just thought it was due to the filter having to be changed. As he drank the liquid he started to feel a little bit, tipsy, and his mind started to fog up.
He set the now empty glass down and sat on his bed, once he was down he started to feel dizzy. After a few minutes of silence he started to chuckle every few seconds, then laugh, and then it turned into a fit of laughter, and the weird part was he couldn't figure out why.
His laughter started to get louder and before he knew it he fell to the floor and began to try and catch his breath. StarScream opened his door to see what the commotion was, when he saw the empty glass he leaned against the door frame and watched the show, since Knockout was completely out of it he wouldn't notice the Decepticon SIC watching him.
Knockout got up a few minutes later and walked up to StarScream making him think the affects had worn off.
"Pretty- *Hiccup*- Hair." Knockout said patting StarScreams hair and smiling like a child. "Am I- *Hiccup*' your favorite best- *Hiccup*- friend?" StarScream pushed him away and scowled.
"I'm not even your friend." Knockout stumbled back and his eyes began to water.
"I'm not your- *Hiccup*- Friend." he asked sadly while swaying back and forth.
"NO!" After a few seconds of tears threatening to fall, Knockouts frown turned into a smile and he started to laugh again. StarScream backed out of the room and Knockout stopped laughing to look at him.
"Where are you- *Hiccup*- going. Don't Go!" He shakily ran towards the SIC and StarScream shut the door making Knockout slam into it with a loud Thud. The medic started to knock on the door for a bit before starting to pound on it. After a couple minutes the pounding stopped and there was silence. "OH- *Hiccup*- NO!" Knockout's voice was full of worry and concern.
"WHAT!?" StarScream said wondering what the medic was up to know.
"The Door!" StarScream sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"What about the door?"
"I- *Hiccup*- It's dead!" Now StarScream was beginning to regret letting Knockout drink the potent stuff.
"The door is not a person." He replied annoyed now. Silence. After a few moments he heard something that sounded like someone was hitting against wood.
"Stay with me, Come on- *Hiccup*- you can do it!" StarScream looked to the closed door and raised a brow. Then the sound of something blowing against a door came.
"Are you doing CPR... to a Door?!"
"I have to- *Hiccup*- revive it, I'm a- *Hiccup*- medic." As Knockout was trying to heal the door the other room doors opened and faces showed through the crack though StarScream didn't really care. But when Megatrons large framed body and angered face came from his room StarScream started to get scared.
"What Is Going On In There?!" Megatron yelled getting into his SIC's face.
"Well... I..."
"ANSWER ME! WHY WAS I WOKEN UP!" StarScream gulped and took in a deep breath.
"Knockout drank some human alcohol and got a little drunk." He answered pinching his fingers together to emphasize little. Megatron growled and faced the door.
"Knockout!"
"Commander!" Everyone heard the medics voice come through the door, next they heard something bumping against the wood, and they assumed he was trying to get through. "The- *Hiccup*- Portal, it's broken!" His voice was frantic as he still tried to go through it. Megatron clenched his fists and opened the door allowing Knockout to get through making him stumble and almost lose his balance. After he stood up again he looked to Megatron with large childlike eyes. "You- *Hiccup*-, you saved me!" He hugged his leader and smiled exuberantly. "I am- *Hiccup*- Forever in your- *Hiccup*- debt."
"I wouldn't call this 'a little'." Megatron said facing his SIC and pushing Knockout off of his arm. StarScream backed up and hesitantly laughed while his Leader loomed over him. "How did he even get ahold of such drinks...Hmm?"
"Well...See, I-um." StarScream sheepishly smiled.
"I'm waiting." Megatron said getting very impatient.
"I had gotten some because I was testing a few things I found on the internet. It looks a lot like water and Knockout must've mistaken it for that."
"His answer is logical." ShockWave said walking up to them and Megatron stood to his full height allowing StarScream to regain his posture. They all heard singing and they looked back to see Knockout petting SoundWave's bird LaserBeak.
"Nice- *Hiccup*- Birdie... You're so feathery, and- *Hiccup*- beaky."
"Beaky?"
"Look at those pwetty black eyes." He started to laugh weirdly and held the bird by it's body holding down its wings. "Angry Bird!" He threw LaserBeak from his hand trying to hit the wall at the end of the hall, most likely trying to knock down what organization of stuff they had there. Before the bird could crash into anything SoundWave walked out of his room fully dressed for the day and caught his bird. He then glared at Knockout through his glasses before walking off to the kitchen holding Laserbeak tenderly.
"My Lord." ShockWave said gaining Megatrons attention from the now dancing Knockout. "Could I suggest locking him up for the day?" The medic stopped dancing and looked at ShockWave with horror.
"NEVER! I SHALL BE FREE!" He ran from the hallway with his arms waving through the air and down the stairs. He then looked at the three and evilly smiled. "Run, Run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Medical Man." He laughed like a crazy man before running out the front door and zigzag running down the street still laughing and still in his Pajamas.
"SOMEONE GO GET HIM!" Megatron bellowed pointing to the open door.
"I have to be somewhere right now." StarScream said walking towards the door, so I am unavailable. He walked out and shut it behind him before anyone could say anything or protest.
"ShockWave!"
"Yes my lord, I will get him and lock him into his room until he becomes sane again." He went back to his room to get dressed and then left the house to find a rampaging Decepticon Medic.
Saturday: 1100 hours, StarScream, Air Field,
StarScream walked away from the Frat House glad he was out of there. Last thing he wanted to do was chase down Knockout and miss the movie he was going to go see with his newfound flight partners. As he walked up to the air field he saw a girl with blonde hair that had royal blue and pink dip-dye highlights in it talking to NightWarp. When he got closer he could hear a bit of the conversation and she sounded familiar.
"Thanks again NightWarp, you're a lifesaver." She said holding a box of something, that was labeled 'Tester Ammo".
"Anytime for someone as gorgeous as you."
"I already told you that I'm taken." She said seeming excited.
"I know, but either way I'm glad I could help... All of us here pretty much hate that girl."
"You and the whole campus." Her and NightWarp laughed before waving goodbye and walking off. She looked towards StarScream and she seemed to know who he was since her face filled with disgust, but it lightened off and she walked on. StarScream rolled his eyes and caught up with NightWarp.
"Hey StarScream."
"Hi, uh, who was that?"
"A girl from the Delta's, You ready for the movie."
"Sure.. What are we going to go see again."
"It's called, Monsters University... I heard it's a good movie."
"Ya and it's meant for kids." They looked over to see ThunderBlaster next to them.
"Hey, we agreed that it was my turn to pick a movie... And you promised to go."
"I know... remind me to never make promises with my brother again." ThunderBlaster said facing StarScream and he nodded.
After lunch and a bit of fighting of whose car they were going to take they finally got going to see the movie. Once they were there NightWarp paid for their admission and they went in.
After the movie the trio headed back to the base talking about it. All of them had actually thought it was pretty good, even StarScream, who liked one part in particular. When they got to the airfield he headed back to the Frat House smiling the whole time, Megatron was really going to like this. He got there to see Megatron and SoundWave were gone, but ShockWave was still there typing on his computer. They heard someone pounding against a door and he assumed that they had found Knockout and locked him in his room making StarScream think that the medic was still crazy.
"Argh StarScream! When I get out of here I am going to Kill You!" Nope he was better and somehow knew what had happened. He walked past Knockout's room and went into his at least wanting to write down a few things before he told Megatron about his plan.
Saturday: 1200 hours, Megatron, Gym,
Megatron decided to go back to the Wrestling thing that he had gone to before, in fact he kind of liked it. When he got there he saw that all the students were warming up and waiting for him, though what he thought was odd, was that there were two girls there. Once seeming as if she worked out, and another who was sitting on the benches trying to stay away from everyone, especially the other girl.
"You must be Megatron, Angie told me about you." The first girl said cracking he knuckles instead of going to shake his hand. "I'm Moesha." He looked over to the other girl and raised a brow.
"Is she your SIC?"
"Her?" Moesha said pointing back. "Nah she's just a scrawny girl who thinks she's strong." The other girl glared at her while getting up and walking over to Megatron.
"Why don't you go running back to your leader, she might have something for you to carry."
"Why you!" The girl held up her hand and smirked.
"I've got sisters." Moesha backed down but remembering what had happened to the last person who had gotten in-between the three, they had only found his sock. "I'm Starshadow." She said.
"What are you here for, I didn't believe girls were allowed on the team."
"Girls are allowed on wrestling, they have a separate team. But I'm here to kick some butt." Moesha said smirking at the boys and punching her fist against her hand.
"I thought you were here for the opposite reason, to get your butt kicked."
"Shut-up."
"Please is that all you've got?" StarShadow said getting closer to Moesha
"Bring it!" Moesha said getting into StarShadows face and leaning over her.
"SHUT-UP!" Everyone turned to face Megatron to see that he was seething. "We are going to start now, and if I hear One More Word from either of you I will personally kick both yours!" They stepped back and allowed him to walk though to he could reach the class.
The boys got started on a few exercises, before starting their training. The girls watched him the whole time and thought it seemed odd that Megatron wasn't to familiar with the teaching aspect, but was all to familiar with the fighting parts. After an hour the boys were seeming pumped to actually get into real wrestling, that's when StarShadow stepped in.
"You kids want a challenge?" She asked all too confident.
"A girl, fight against us!? HA!" One of the bulkier boys said laughingly. StarShadow grabbed him by the ear and dragged him into the middle of the mat.
"Try Me." They got into position and a whistle blew indicating for them to fight. The boy whom the others were calling Max, lunged for her and she moved out of the way rolling her eyes.
"To weak to fight huh? Knew it." Everyone swore they saw her eyes gleam with excitement when she lunged for him and grappled onto his back. "Hey! Get off."
"Make me!" He danced around trying to push her off of his back and she just laughed at his antics. She used her right foot to kick his knee and make him weak which in turn made him fall to the ground face first. She then jabbed her knee into his spine and held his arms behind his back with her hands while he was trying to get free. She pulled and pressed harder while letting one hand off and holding his head down with it. "Say it! Come on say Uncle."
"Never." he tried to get up but she just jabbed her knee harder into his back."
"Uh-uh-uh, I wouldn't try that if I were you, trying to get up would result in my knee breaking your back. Now say it!" He growled while looking at his comrades. "I know being beaten by a girl is so hard, but really, whose going to stop me, it would go against your fighting code." She pulled his arms harder and he squeezed his eyes shut.
"Uncle! Uncle!" He said in pain and StarShadow let go and got off of him.
"There that wasn't so hard, now was it." He growled at her and she smirked. Moesha pushed past StarShadow and cracked her fingers.
"Watch how a professional does it." She looked at the boys and picked out one of the toughest looking. She had noticed him fighting before and hadn't lost a fight yet. "Muscle Boy." She pushed him from the others and onto the mat. "Let's dance." He snickered and cracked his neck while getting into his stance.
"Alright Weakling let's see what you've got." Moesha shook her head at his first mistake by calling her a name. The whistle blew and the two went at each other, Megatron watched in amazement, the way they were fighting reminded him of the Pits of Kaon. The boy grabbed her into a headlock and she tried to get out, the others laughed, and in his time of absence she punched his upper arm and he let go immediately. She then locked her leg around his and and tripped him down. He fell with a thud and slightly rubbed his head, before he could do anything she headlocked him he started to struggle against her grip.
"Who's the weakling now? Huh?"
"You!" He tried to shout with what little air he had left from her grip. She locked her arm tighter and watched as he struggled against his grip.
"I said who's the weakling now!?" A few moments of silence passed, most likely of him trying to catch his breath.
"I am, I am the Weakling!" Moesha let go and stood up from the mat.
"You always were." She chuckled and walked off the mat to a annoyed StarShadow. "Is it that hard for you to see that I'm better than you." Moesha said smirking at StarShadow who in turn sneered at her.
Megatron had watched the whole thing and he was still impressed, the girls, although seeming to be the weaker species, proved that they can both be as strong as men. But only those two girls. He dismissed the boys and they walked off to get back into their original clothing. StarShadow walked off too so she could meet with her team in time to hear the plan, although Moesha stayed back wanting to finish up what she came to do. She walked up to Megatron and folded her arms.
"What do you want?" He asked annoyed that someone had stayed behind.
"I wanted to do an arm wrestling match with you."
"I find it odd that no one is here when you decided to ask me."
"Oh you know, I didn't want to let you be humiliated when I beat you."
"Oh really?" He asked intrigued by her forwardness to try and intimidate him, in fact most females tried to run away from him when he fought. He guessed it would be fun to beat her and show that he was best. The sat down at the judges table and starred at each other. They set there arms up on the table and gripped hands.
"On my count."
"No, on my count." His voice was full of command and she just shrugged most likely knowing not to get into a fight with him. "3...2...1...GO!" They pushed against each other's arms and were getting no where. Sometimes Megatrons arm would become stronger and pushed her's down a bit but she would just force more power to her arm and push right back making the two start from where they began.
Megatron could feel the strength in her arm and was finding that at times his seemed weaker. How could he be weaker than a girl? He was Megatron the strongest mech alive, in fact when he was in the Pits of Kaon mechs stronger or just as strong as him would cower away at the sight or mention of him.
In his lost thoughts Megatron hadn't noticed that he was letting his strength fade, that was until he felt his arm fall back and slam against the table with a loud Bang. He pulled his hand away and saw that Moesha was smirking, and he scowled at her.
"Well I best be getting back, nice beating you." She walked off and left him by himself, he also had to get back to the frat house to make sure the others hadn't blown it up somehow. Who knows what they would be doing if they were left alone for too long.
When Megatron got back he noticed that SoundWave was still gone, but that everyone else was there, especially Knockout who was yelling up in his room about how he was going to curse StarScream once he got out. His SIC was walking down the stairs and had the I-have-a-plan face plastered on him. Megatron rolled his eyes when StarScream walked up to him smiling.
"I know how to get the Autobots without war tactics." Megatron was curious now, how could they get at their enemies without harmfully fighting.
"Go on." Megatron said sitting down on the couch and folding his now tired arm.
"As you know I went to see something today at a place the humans call a movie the-a-ter."
"Theater." ShockWave corrected him still in the same spot typing.
"Whatever... And I watched one part that intrigued me."
"Get on with it StarScream!" Megatron said growing impatient and StarScream huffed.
"It's called a Frat House Party, but when we invite them over we will prank them."
"How?" Megatron asked raising a brow.
"Well in the movie they covered them in glue, then in glitter and then in some type of foam flowers, it made them look so foolish for coming." Megatron thought about this for a while, it would be nice to humiliate his nemesis and his teammates. Knowing Optimus, he would think this was a kind invitation and would come to try and make peace, oh yes this could work.
"StarScream, prepare invitations, were going to have a party." His SIC smirked and nodded before walking off to his room to get the invitations written.
When they were done StarScream dropped it in the Autobots mailbox and simply walked away, this was Definetly going to be good.
Done! I hope you like this chap, I wanted to update you all on the Decepticons since I didn't last time.
I want to thank LyraLunaSparkleFabulous for the idea of the D-cons pranking the A-bots at the party, Thank You! And yes this is the prank from the movie Monsters University, but it fits the criteria so well.
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