It's been awhile hasn't it huh fanfic. I remember writing you so long ago… back for episode 3 with much better dares, and a much better writing style c: I hope you guys enjoy and this chapter is decicated to everyone who reviewed even when I showed no signs of ever continuing this thing, now I'm bringing it back because I love you all. And thank you for giving me the first story with the most amount of reviews. 50. 3
Disclaimer: I do not own anything here apart from myself and my ocs who guest star as stage hands.
Admin: Oh hey there old fanfic…
Ngu: *throws books off my head* continue it goddamn it!
Admin: owie! Fine! *pouts* Hello there everyone this is NguTheFanfictionWriter, admin speaking, and this is Ngu, the girl who makes me write my fanfictions… I originally started this fanfiction so long ago and now I finally decided to continue it! Thank you to everyone who reviewed to this story and I am SO SORRY for not updating in so long! Please check out my other stories as well, I've grown up a lot from my original writing days and my style of writing is so much better. I can also do much better characters now!
Haruhi: I fear for our lives here…
Admin: Alright… now time to hunt through the 50 reviews to find the first dare!
Tamaki: now don't worry daughter of mine! I will not let any harm come to you-
Admin: Found it! The first review was 29th of June 2011, geez it has been awhile and it's from Sara!
I have 3 dares!
I dare Kyo to make out with Haruhi becuz I think those two would look cute together
I dare Tamaki to be tied to a chair with his mouth duck taped so he can watch Kyo and Haruhi! :3
I dare Akito (if you let him in) to die! :D
Tamaki: No way! I am not letting my daugh-
Admin: Hikaru! Kaoru! You know the drill!
Twins: Right! *tie up Tamaki to a chair*
Tamaki: why are you two!
Hikaru: She's giving us pictures of Haruhi for this.
Tamaki: What!
Admin: *coughs* Kyo, Haruhi, please perform the dare.
Kyo: *growls* …fine. Only cuz you'll hurt me if I don't… *walks to Haruhi* sorry for this.
Haruhi: It's fine.
~They makeout~
Admin: Sadly I will not do the last one as Akito would kill me before I could get to him. Sorry Sara! It might be a lot of hurt but I do actually care about Akito slightly~! Next Dare! Lupiniun Star!
Alright, you need some dares… Hm…
Tamaki – I dare you to try to emo corner mope in a circular room! XD
Hikaru & Kaoru – Dare you to make over Tohru and Haruhi into cute cosplays outfits.
Kyo & Kyoya – Sing 'Accidently in Love' *snigger*
Yuki – Show Tamaki all your rabid fans. Watch as he freaks out XDD
Shigure - *glomptacklehug* You are amazing. I love you. And, uhh… you have to let the rest of the dares take place in your house(At least for this chapter)! ;)
Everyone – Destroy where you are currently located. *dies of laughter*
One moar… for Hatori! I said I loved Shigure, but I also love you. Tell everyone your zodiac.
Oh, wait. I lied. Akito – Get the stick out of your rear end and have FUN.
Admin: that's a lot of dares… *giggles* Twins! More pictures if you help me!
Twins: alright! *untie Tamaki, then lock him in a circular room*
Tamaki: *looks around, cannot find a corner, curls up in the middle crying over Haruhi kissing someone*
Admin: *sips drink* poor Tamaki… Hikaru, Kaoru. You know your job.
Twins: this way ladies~ *guide them to the changing rooms*
Admin: As for your song request, I have NO idea of the song in question so I cannot perform it. I'm very sorry.
Kyo&Kyoya: *sigh in relief*
Yuki: … *side steps*
Tamaki: … *stares at how many* ho-how did you *begins to speak in French with unrecognizable words*
Admin: okay…
Shigure: *Falls down, but smiles, hugging Lupiniun back* well thank you i- wait what!
Admin: and we broke shigure's house… glad I don't pay for that.
Shigure: m-my house…
Hatori: …dragon.
Admin: *grabs emergency 'pat the head of a male sohma' stick, uses it on hatori* there there…
Akito: I do not understand…
Admin: *pats seat next to me* Akito wanna be a co-host? We can abuse them together.
Akito: …fine. *sits next to me.*
Admin: alright. We're getting to a good point with this story… *smirks* next is icequeen4901, Akito, dares~?
Akito: do I need to read it all?
Admin: I've done it like that.
Akito: *sighs* i really like this story. it has a lot of potential, and who doesn't want to do some dares for them? . you should definitely keep going on this story. my dares... um, i think tamaki is an idiot and even though he rocks, i think we should torture him a little. he should have to be put a a room with a bulletproof window to the room next door, where haruhi with have to make out with kyo. also, i think momiji should have to be serious for an entire day. hikaru and kaori should have to both dress differently from each other and look different from each other and be separated for an entire day. sorry. that was a really long series of dares... :D one tip, you should bring in some people that will stir things up, like maybe arisa and hanajima? or that one redhead gangster from ouran. or even someone from a different manga! good luck with the rest of this story!
Admin: a double make out… wow Kyo's getting lucky huh.
Akito: *shrugs*
Admin: *clicks fingers*
Tamaki: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TORTURE ME TODAY! *cries*
Momiji: serious…?
Admin: *hugs Momiji* do your best little one. I'm cheering you.
Momiji: alright then. *straight face*
Admin: …adorable even when serious. (A/N: that will be fun to write)
Haruhi&Tohru: *both stare at the twins, both are cosplaying from Puella Magi Madoka Magica*
Hikaru: I hate this dare…
Kaoru: *been excused for the rest of the day*
Admin: that's a good idea about adding in others. I'll use it sometime! MY FRIEND, MY OC, THE ONE WHO KEEPS MY FANFICS GOING!
Ngu: What.
Admin: get me some guests?
Ngu: fine. *goes off*
Admin: -w- next dares. Whoses next Akito?
Akito: isn't this getting long? Next is AllKnowingNiko
Okay, I got dares. I wrote a chapter(not published here)on an Ouran truth or dare and I LOVE Fruits Basket, so try this:
Hunny and Mori-senpai have to switch cherry stem knots
(_) has to give a lapdance while stripping to (_) (you can choose who)
And, my personal favorite, the Hidden Ribbons. Five ribbons are tied onto someone(wrist, ankle, neck, thigh, bra strap 'if it's a guy that can change') and someone else has to remove them...
WITH THEIR TEETH!
(Personally I would LOVE to see Kyo do this to Yuki, but you are the author!)
AllKnowingNiko is watching you
BEWARE!
*Luv my KittyBoy*
Admin: you should publish your story… then link me it =) I'll gladly read it :D
Honey: what do you mean by that?
Admin: I don't know either honey.
Mori: …
Admin: *smirks evily* well I think we all know who get sthis… and this will be performed at the end~! And as for the last one, I will do those two. Only cuz I do like boy-love aka yaoi so I will perform it for you!
Yuki: …why are there ribbons on me.
Admin: Kyo get too it.
Kyo: I. Hate. You. *removes the first ribbon*
Admin: anyone want tea? *wanders off*
Kyo: *removes the second and third, blushing* I really hate her.
Yuki: just bear with it…
Kyo: *removes the last two, then runs off to hide*
Admin: *brings back cups of tea and snacks for all
Akito: next dare. By LookDown
Cool and I dare kyo to make out with haruhi and for yuki to do the same so tamaki can get mad and hmmmm and for tamaki to tell a chesey pick up line to tohru and for ohtori yea called him by his last name to dance until some requests him
Tamaki: I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH WHO ARE GIVING ME SUCH CRUEL DARES *Crying his eyes out*
Admin: sorry Tamaki. Gotta give the fans what they love.
Tamaki: *watches the duo doing this, just crying his poor heart out*
Admin: *hugs* alright I think soon we're gonna have to lay down one rule… don't make Tamaki cry cuz I have to clear up the teary mess…
Tamaki: *looks at me*
Admin: I don't know any.
Tamaki: *sits up, walks to Tohru, had cleaned up his face, holds out his signature rose* You're eyes sparkle as brightly as this rose does my love.
Tohru: *blinks* t-that's so sweet.
Admin: and the best thing my mind could make up. And now Hatori~!
Hatori: *stares at the song I picked, glares at me, but does it* (A/N: Caramelldansen dancing Hatori anyone?)
Admin: next is Hidden-For-Cookies you win a cookie for that name btw.
I HAVE A DAREEE :D USE THEM PLEASE? :D
Okay
FIRST :D
haruhi and Honey Have too do a 10 minute make out :D
Second
Tamaki CANNOT SPEAK OR LOOK AT ANY GIRL ALL DAY :D
THIDDD
I Dare Yuki and Tohru too make outt :D
Btw love this make more?
Admin: why thank you for the lovely review, of course I'll use your dares!
Haruhi: why does everyone have to make out with me…
Honey: *jumps up and performs the dare with Haruhi*
Tamaki: *sulks in the corner*
Admin: I feel slightly bad… Someone get my male oc Sora to keep him company.
Sora: *sits by Tamaki, patting his back saying nice things*
Admin: need more male ocs. Well Yuki, Tohru have fun~!
Tohru: *blushes a deep red*
Yuki: *performs the dare carefully*
Admin: well we're nearing the end… this is the longest show but hey. We're finally back at least.
Akito: next is TheUmichiTwins
Mayako: *brusts through wall* HELLO MY LOVELY HIGHSCHOOLERS! 83 I AM HERE TO **** HATSUHARU AND KAORU HITACH- I-I MEAN I HAVE DARES FOR EVERY ONE! AHAHAHAHA!
Kaoru: gomenasai, my sister likes sake. Oh, HI KAORU (H) *waves* AISHITERU! / (M: thats very ooc. did you have sake too? K:...a... little... /)
Mayako: YOSH! first dare goes to... THE PERVERTED YET ATTRACTIVE SHIGURE: i dare you to flirt with a girl of your choice. Haruhi, or Tohru. NEXT. Tohru: I dare you to say either 'your mom' or 'thats what she said' every time some one says something. yes, she. DUN QUIESTION MAH DARES. And Hunny. SWEET INNOCENT HUNNY. Truth: Name one thing you dislike about each host. Nothin' like: Hika-chan doesn't like strawberries, or Takashi doesnt eat enough cake. HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LAST. ONE. I dare Nekozawa-sama to teach me some dark magic. Kaoru (U) needs more spells.
Kaoru: I have a truth. Tohru, do you like Kyo-sama or Yuki-sama better, and why.
M&K: JA NE *Mayako backflips out the window, dragging Kaoru with her*
Admin: that's so long ;-; but let's move forward!
Shigure: *chuckles, goes to Tohru, flirts with her*
Haruhi: thank god…
Tohru: h-huh?
Honey: something I dislike about each host? *looks at you from behind Usa-chan* well… I dislike how Tamaki always mopes, I dislike how the twins are so close to Haru-chan, I dislike how Kyoya never shows us what's in his note books, I dislike how Haruhi is really quiet at times… and I don't dislike anything about mori *tears up*
Admin: *hugs* there there honey-senpai.
Tohru: a-ah my dare! That's what she said and your mom r-right?
Admin: *nods*
Nekozawa: *smiles* follow me. *takes them to the dark magic room*
Tohru: y-your mom… *frowns* i-I don't like either of them better, I like them just the same! *smiles*
Admin: oh dear I missed one! I'll put these two together~! Introducing Guest 1 and Guest 2!
make tamaki flirt with akito and then have renge dress up akito like a geisha doll... (1)
Dare hatori to prank call or ding-dong-ditch kana and if he doesn't do it he has to
sing "wheels on the bus" (2)
Tamaki: *looks at Akito* … *flirts with "him"*
Hatori: I hate you. *walks off*
Admin: HATORI DO YOUR DARES! Anyways… cuz we only have one more dare for today's show (that was the entire dares from page 3 as of the time of writing this chapter) YUKI~! GIVE KYO A LAPDANCE!
Kyo: damn I thought she'd forget by now…
Yuki: *sighs, does so*
Admin: finally… *smirks* from Professor CatEars
I dare Yuki to sleep in kyo's lap with his arms around kyo's neck, hugging him. I dare kyo to kiss yuki on the forehead, sweetly. I love KyoxYuki!
Kyo&Yuki: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
Admin: do the dares.
Yuki: *frowns, sits on kyo's lap, wraps his arms around the other's neck, frowns, but sleeps*
Kyo: I am going to kill every last one of you… *kisses Yuki's forehead*
Admin: aw~ anyways guys! That's the last of today's dares! The next episode will be up one day! And I still have a lot of reviews to get through. I'm sorry this took so long but I hope you guys really enjoyed the super long chapter! It was so long! *sobs*
Akito: thank you for reading. Please leave a review with your dare but remember that there are still a lot of dares to go through.
-end of Episode 3-