Title: No Way In Hell
Spamano fan fiction! :D Yaoi! Btw Antonio is more based off the manga than the animes because he does actually gets mad sometimes and isn't all happy and sunshine, (if you have ever watched Junjou Romantica his personality is kinda similar to Nowaki's and if you remember in that episode where- never mind off topic) But this is just a product of my imagination it's Antonio and Lovino living in the twenty first century and they're dating but they aren't at the same time. Lovino is at college and Antonio who's already graduated works at a local day care. And at the day care all the kids are the countries but children. The kids are in pairings so you might see hints of chibi style PruCan, GerIta, and UsUk but adult style FrCan or whatever France x Canada is called . The plot is pretty much Lovino trying to figure out Antonio is to him, a friend or more. Will he ever figure out what their true relationship is friends or more in their hectic lives? Enjoy~
Opps almost forgot the warnings and such. This is boy x boy love so if you don't like that …. Don't read it! I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters. Or the places I might possibly use and I only own the OC's that might sneak in here every now and then... Now Enjoy~
Characters:
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Spain
Lovino Vargas – S. Italy
Felicino- Chibi! Italy
Gilbert - Chibi! Prussia
Ludwig – Chibi! Germany
Matthew – Chibi !Canada
Arthur – Chibi! England
Alfred - Chibi! America
Elizabeta – Hungary
Francis- France
Matthew – Adult Canada (I can't think of anyone else to pair France up with)
Paris – OC!
The Italian wakes up as the sunlight pours into the small apartment he shares with his room mate, Antonio. He thinks to himself "Gah, that Spanish bastard is in my bed again." as his gaze falls upon the sleeping Spaniard. He swings his feet on to the floor and gets up, stretching his arms over his head. He goes to the dresser and grabs a pair of dark jeans and a white t-shirt to wear for the day. As he begins to shrug off his tomato patterned pajamas he hears the Spanish man stirring. He looks over and sees Antonio sitting up rubbing his eyes "Good morning Lovi," he says as he gets up. Lovino chokes on air, "Where are your clothes!?" he manages to spit out. The Spaniard looks down seeing he was wearing white boxers "I'm wearing boxers though." "Still!" Lovino yells throwing his room mate a pair of jeans. He quickly turned around and grabbed a brush to comb his hair with, but drops it as he feels two arms wrap around him "Lovi what's wrong, mi tomate?~" a voice sings in his ear "Stop calling me that you bastard!" he says as he shrugs the man's arms off him. The Spanish boy grins "Which one Lovi?" "That! And the other one!" he yells as he hurriedly puts on his sneakers and grabs his red hoodie. "I have to go to class now, bye." he says as he rushes out the door. Antonio frowns with the corner of his mouth but shrugs and says "What can ya do?" and then starts to make breakfast for himself.
" Who does that Spanish bastard think he is, sleeping in my bed, only wearing boxers while he sleeps in my bed, then hugging me calling me a his tomato!" A voice came from behind him scaring him out of his wits "Your boyfriend!" Having a heart attack he looked behind him to see a small brunette girl come up from behind him "Paris! He's my room mate not boyfriend!" Her green eyes seemed to glow from excitement "C'mon Lovino, look at the facts! It's boy x boy love!" He face palmed "You read way to much yaoi manga Paris." "Okay then Lovino, be in denial you really love him though. But when you two hook up you have to tell me!" "Yes when it's the year NEVER I'll tell you. He's just a stupid bastard who's over friendly and doesn't know what personal space is." She giggled "'I can imagine it! You, I love you Senpai!' Then you guys make out." "This is America you idiot no one says Senpai! Am I am not in love with him!" She laughed and then the two walked into the lecture hall to begin class.
"Mr. Carriedo the bloody wanker won't give me the crayons!" The tan man smiled at the children "Arthur we don't call each other mean names, Alfred won't you share the crayons with-" "Nope! Cuz' I'm the hero!" "Alfred! Get down frown the chair and give Felicino back his blanket it's not a cape, he's sobbing.." The Spaniard patted the small Italian boy's head as he grabbed the blanket from the blonde boy. "Hey, dude that's my cape!" He sighed "That's Felicino's blanket Alfred, share the crayons with Arthur..." As Alfred went to take Felicino's blanket again Ludwig the German boy at the day care punched him in the face. Antonio gasped "Ludwig! He had that coming but you don't punch people!" Arthur yelled at Ludwig "Hey don't hurt my Alfred!" "You idiots, you will never be as awesome as me" Gilbert said from a corner as the other boys cried and fought. Matthew and Gilbert sat in a corner playing with a puzzle and Gil seemed to love the chaos that was going on between his classmates. Finally in walked the owner of the day care Elizabeta, she was strict but kind that made her a perfect teacher. As soon as the children saw her they immediately stopped fighting. She smiled "Story time!" and pulled out a book from behind her back. The kids yelled "Yay!" and sat down on the rug many couples holding hands. The Spaniard managed to pull a fake smile as he set the tables for snack time and thought to himself "Those little bastards, my Lovi would never behave like that." He then smiled as he thought of the stubborn Italian and he checked his watch, 4 more hours to go.
The smiling Spaniard opened the door to his apartment to see the Italian making pasta in the kitchen he grinned and walked over to him. Hugging him from behind "Anything I can help you with Lovi?" The Italian jerked around to see him getting scared, then rolled his eyes "It's only you, should have known. But uhh, cut up the bread and use some of the garlic butter paste I made and put it on." The older man smiled "Who knew Italians were such good cooks?" he said jokingly. The younger man blushed "Shut up I only cook because you come back later than I do and I'm hungry." "Mhm, that's why." he whispered to himself smiling. "Are you getting any perverted thoughts you asshole?!" he heard a voice laced with an Italian accent. "No, of course not mi tomate." "Then why are you all smiley and blushing!", the Italian grabbed the older man's shirt collar and pulled it making the Spaniard's face inches away from his so he could see the other man's flushed face clearly. "See your cheeks are all red-" realizing what he just did the Italian's eyes widened and his face was identical to the color of a tomato as he let go and turned around. Antonio silently swore to himself as he grabbed Lovino's wrist making the younger man turn around facing him. He then leaned in as to kiss Lovino but then stopped centimeters away from his lips realizing what he was doing as he saw the Italian's red face.. He let go and quickly grabbed his coat rushing out the door he could hear Lovino calling him. He couldn't stop he thought "What was I about to do to poor Lovi, it's one thing if I'm questioning my sexuality but I don't want to get my little Lovi involved.. Was I about to kiss him?" He realized he was running so fast he was already in the park. He sat down a bench with his head in his hands his heart beating fast. "Could I like Lovino? The kid is cute but I'm 4 years older than him... Who gives a shit about age, I'm a man and I have a crush on a man. My Papa's probably rolling over in his grave thinking about how his son is gay..." He was shocked back in reality as he felt a tug on his jacket, expecting it to be the police telling him no sleeping in the park but he gasped as he looked up, "Lovi?" "Come on you bastard, the pasta's ready."
Ta da! Chapter one is complete! The yaoi otaku in me was in paradise as I wrote this. How was it? I always have loved Spamano, reading all the fanfictions I could find about them, so I finally decided to write my own! This is one of my first yaoi fan fiction so be gentle with the criticisms but I would love reviews! I plan to make this roughly 8 or so chapters but it might be longer or shorter than that. I hoped you enjoyed it.
Good bye! Vicky~