-I was watching The Doctors Wife and wondered what he would say to one of his younger selves, wrote a few lines of this and it turned into a (very) short story. 11 and 6 in a sort of argument.-
"what do you mean, the TARDIS knows best!?" the 6th incarnation of the Doctor asked his 11th incarnation. "you do realise the whole 'the TARDIS is a conscious being' mumbo jumbo is just a trick to impress the companions don't you? Or have I finally gone mad and started to believe myself?"
"Of course she's a conscious! She's also very sexy and helpful. Most of the time. She usually takes me where I should be! I. You. Whatever. Someone needs to make a dictionary of timey wimey words to use when you meet your self. You just don't appreciate her enough!"
"Next you'll be saying she was the one who stole us, not the other way around!"
"How didya guess?"
"what?!"