Palkia937 made this not me

I do not own pokemon!

Well everyones heard of achmed the dead terrorist well here's Merlisa the girl palkia...
Jeff Dunham with Merlisa the girl palkia.
(Crowd cheers) Merlisa looks around very angry.
Merlisa: What the hell is so funny? Bastards!
Crowd laughs hard!

Jeff Dunham: So Merlisa how old are you?
Merlisa: Why do you wanna know?
Jeff Dunham: Well you sweared just now.
Merlisa: And I give a shit about this why?
Crowd laughs hard.
Jeff Dunham: Okay so how old are you?
Merlisa: Fucking 3 asshole!

Crowd laughing again.
Merlisa: (Moves head closer to the crowd) Silence! I kill you!
In suitcase: Reco(dialga):You idiot you can't kill a fly!
Crowd begins laughing again
Merlisa: (Moves eyes left and right as in scared) What that Reco?
Jeff Dunham:Yes
Merlisa: He scared the fucking shit out of me!
Jeff Dunham: And do you have fun with him in bed!
Merlisa: (Turns head facing Jeff) You pervet!
Jeff Dunham:So did you have fun with him then!
Merlisa: Yeah of course I did!

Crowd listenes!
Merlisa: (Whispers) pisses me off.
Jeff dunham: Well wanna hear some music from guitar guy?
Merlisa: No thanks. Maybe later.
Jeff Dunham:So your a palkia from the pokemon world?
Merlisa: What do you think? look at me for....
Jeff Dunham: Merlisa!!! Stop doing this!
Merlisa: What? Why do I care? I'm not from this world?
Jeff Dunham:So what kind of palkia are you?
Merlisa: A terrifying...... palkia!
Crowd laughs.
Merlisa: Are you scared?
Jeff Dunham: No not really.
Merlisa: (Roars) And now.
jeff Dunham: No
Merlisa: God dammit!

Crowd Laughs.
Merlisa: Ah I mean ah alla dammit.
Crowd laughs.
Merlisa: (Faces crowd) SILENCE!!! I kill you!
Jeff Dunham: So how do you spell it?
Merlisa: What? Crowd laughs.
Jeff Dunham: How do you spell your name and "palkia".
Merlisa: Oh that's easy you go M-E-R-Loser.

Crowd laughs.
Merlisa: SILENCE! (High pictched) i kill you!
Jeff Dunham: So do you battle pokemon?
Merlisa: What?
Jeff Dunham: You're finished.
Merlisa: no I haven't. i feel fine.
Jeff Dunham: But you're here not in pokemon world.
Merlisa: You bastard you took me away from mama and papa. They'll kick your ass!
Jeff Dunham: (Messes around with Merlisa's feet.
Merlisa: (Looks down at her feet). What the hell happened to my feet?
Crowd begins laughing.
Merlisa: Son of a bitch son of a bitch.
(Jeff continues messing with her feet, then messing her body.
Merlisa: (Faces Jeff) Stop touching me!!!

Crowd laughs.
Jeff lifts Merlisa in the air.
Merlisa: What are you doing? ow shit I'm in the air!
Jeff put her down. :Just sit tight1
Merlisa: Okay.I will not move my ass!
From suitcase: Reco: You dumbass you don't have an ass!
Crowd laughs really hard!
Merlisa:(Moves eyes fast left and right as in scared/surprised)
Merlisa: please do not put me back in that suitcase!
Jeff: Why?
Merlisa: He has gas!

Crowd laughs again.
Reco: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Jeff: So if you been in my suitcase how did you get through sercurity at the airport?
Merlisa: Oh that's easy. I open the case and go "Hello. I'm Amy Winehouse!
Crowd laughs again.
Merlisa: I told a joke. Okay here's another! Two jews walk in a bar....
jeff: more.
Merlisa: What you don't like jews in your bar? You racist bastard!
Crowd laughs.
Merlisa: What do you want me to do?Knock knock jokes.
Jeff: Okay go ahead.
Merlisa: Okay. Knock knock.
Jeff: Who's there?
Merlisa: Me i kill you!
Reco: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Merlisa: You're wondering what happened to me right?

Jeff: Yeah.
Merlisa: I took that faricing bastard with me!
Jeff: Let's talk about what happened at christmas time?
Merlisa: Okay let's get out guitar guy. GUITAR GUY!!!
Guitar Guy: (Plays on the guitar).
Merlisa: Oh listen to Backstage doing drugs hasn't he.
Guitar guy smiles and walks over to Merlisa.
Merlisa: Thanks for dressing like crap for my show!
Crowd laughs and guitar guy looking mad!

Merlisa: okay let's here what you got guitar guy!
Guitar guy: (Plays high pitched on the guitar)
Merlisa:You racist bactard!
Everyone laughs!
Merlisa:Piss off back to your drugs!
Jeff: Can we finish now. Your pissing me off!
Merlisa: (Opens mouth wide to Jeff) You stole my line! Okay but I get o kick your balls or in pokemon world bollucks!
Jeff: It's been Merlisa the girl palkia. Till next time see ya!

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Well what do you think? Jeff asked did merlisa and reco have fun in bed. What a pervet. Merlisa did like Reco. Reco was a dialga and Merlisa was a palkia! And they had fun in bed last night. HOW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well see ya