This is story disregards the fact that alice cant see visions of werewolves. She cann see them in this story
AUTHORS NOTE: So I'm super disappointed in you guys(: I got lots of people adding this as a favorite story or story alert or me as a favorite author, but I only have 5 reviews. And out of those reviews I only have 2 that have suggestions for what should happen in the Bahamas. I can't write this story without suggestions people(: please help me out, remember your name could be used as a character name if you give me a good suggestion. And so far outta the 2 suggestions I have I like Shaylin's the most. So she's got the character name so far. Wanna steal it from her? Review with your suggestion
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JPOV:
It's been two days since I got the email and won the trip to the Bahamas. Nessie, Quil, Claire and I were standing on the front porch of the Cullen's house almost ready to get into Bella's car since she was driving us all to the airport. I grabbed all 3 of Nessie's huge suitcases and put them in the back. Unfortunately, Alice had rubbed off on Nessie a lot, much to Alice's liking. Bella never was really into fashion and shopping, Renesmee on the other hand, was almost as bad as Alice. Shopping all the time and getting constant make overs from her aunt Alice. I was just glad she didn't drag me along on those shopping trips. Now that's just hell!
After I had gotten in the car, Edward showed up at the car door.
He stared at me intently, but not in a rude way "Jacob, I was wondering if I could give you a ride to the airport. It's looking a little squished in there and I think your gonna overheat the car with so many people" Then he looked me in the eyes again and I knew something was up. I assumed he just needed to talk to me before I left but didn't want anyone else and there super vampy hearing to be listening.
"Uhh… yeah sure" Just as I was getting out Nessie pulled on my arm.
"No, Jacob, don't leave. Stay with me" Damn those puppy eyes again.
"Ness I think I should go with your father, we don't want anyone getting heat stroke" I decided to just go along with Edward, I was kind of getting curious now
"But daddy" And she threw those puppy dog eyes and pouted her lip at Edward
"Renesmee Cullen, please don't argue with me right now. I'm just trying to help the situation" Edward told her calmly "And your gonna be with him for the next full week, so don't have a cow honey" he chuckled
"A cow sounds kind of good right now" Bella said. Quil, Claire, and I probably had disgusted masks on our faces
"Alright dad" Edward leaned into the car kissed Nessie's forehead and told her to have a nice time and call him every other day. Over protective 110/17 year old fathers these days. Pshh!
I kissed Ness's cheek and told them all I would meet them at the airport.
After I got into the car Edward sped off to the airport.
"Mmmkay Edward, what's this all about?" I was curious
"What? Is a man not aloud to have a drive with his daughter's boyfriend?" I looked at him skeptically and then he said "Okay, okay, your right. I do have a reason for this"
"Alright, what is it then?"
"Remember when you and Renesmee started dating and I told you there is one big rule with dating her?" I nodded
"So of course you remember that rule is you must keep her virginity till you two are married. No sex Jacob. Alice will definitely see if you or she tries something sneaky. And I will fly down there as soon as possible and cut your balls off. Don't think I'm not joking Jacob Black" He stared me down again.
Edward likes me now, mostly because I'm not trying to take his wife away from him anymore. But he's quite strict when it comes to his one and only daughter he'll ever have
"Edward, I know. And trust me, I believe you will do that" and I flinched, he noticed, and laughed.
"Jacob, Bella and I were together 2 years before we got married and we both stayed pure and didn't have sex until marriage. You surely can wait at least two years. And the day you guys get married, go for it. But not now" He looked back over at me
"I know, I know. I wasn't planning on trying anything down there" I reassured him
"Hmm, well Alice saw a little bit of something going on down there between you two and I wanted to make sure it was not going to happen, since you promised me 6 months ago when you two started dating" Why doesn't he just believe me?
"I believe you Jacob" He answered my thoughts
"And Jacob, you know, I was the 110 year virgin" He and I both had to laugh at that. And I felt bad for the guy off the movie 40 year old virgin. Edward must have had a serious case of blue balls. "So Jacob im sure you can wait a year or two more or so"
"I will, don't worry" Then something came to my mind and I wanted to ask Edward for his permission. But it was going to be very, awkward.
Edward reading my mind said "Just ask me Jacob, I'm sure it can't be that bad"
"okay, uhm, well, Y-you said no sex," Edward nodded, trying to figure out where this was leading too since I was blocking my mind "Uhm well you know Nessie and I have only kissed" Edwards eyes narrowed, he was obviously getting frustratied I wasn't just cutting to the point. "Well, there's been some times me and Ness have ben kissing and she'll beg me to go further" Edwards hands tightened on the steering well a little bit "And I've had to tell her no, because what you said to me about the rule" Edward was staring at me again
"Oh god, she's just like her mother" Edward said
"Ew, ew, please don't talk about yours and Bella's sex life. I just ate" Edward laughed lightly
"Me and Bella didn't have a sex life before we got married, Jacob" Edward said
"Anyways, back to what you were saying Jacob" Edward was getting impatient
"Okay, well I uhm, well u know you say no sex. But what about uh—foreplay of some sort? That was awkward asking your girlfriend dad
Edwards hand gripped the steering wheel so hard I was sure it was gonna break "JACOB BLACK!" Okay, he was mad now.
"Well Edward, you know I want to be able to give her everything she wants, I love her, and this is what she wants" I declared
Edward's hands loosened up a bit on the wheel and he was deep in thought. I could hear soft growls coming from his chest as he tried to regain his control
"Ugh! I guess that's okay, only because I want my daughter to be happy. But Jacob, I swear, if Alice tells me she sees any thing more than messing around. I swear to god, your balls are gonna suffer. And yours won't reattach themselves like mine would" I laughed at that and Edward just glared
"I get it Edward, I'm not gonna sleep with your baby girl" I was reassuring
Edward smiled, probably because I called her his girl, not mine "That's what I thought"
We were just pulling up to the airport. We parked and I got out along with Edward. I ran up to Ness and gave her a hug. Us 4 told everyone goodbye and Edward gave me and manly hug, in my ear he whispered "No insertion Jacob, remember how much you love your balls" He said it so quietly I was positive nobody but myself could hear.
I grabbed Renesmee's hand and Claire got on Quil's back. We all walked away from the Cullen's and Emily young after saying goodbye.
Me and Nessie were gonna have a little bit of personal fun this trip. I know she wanted it, and I sure as hell wanted to. Therefore, it would happen. God, I'm so excited to get to the hotel.
And there you have it; the talk between Edward and Jacob. Funny eh? Well review review review!!!! Please haha.
I really still need suggestions for the trip. Soo please leave your suggestions in a review for me. You'll be my life savors haha