Author's Note: Finally! After forever! I bet you thought I was dead! Well Im not Im just really really busy! Sorry! Thanks for all who are sticking with me!

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist b/c if I did Roy and Riza would have been dating in the show lol! Enjoy!

P.S. If this to work most of the homunculis had to be alive

"Will someone shut that kid up!" Envy covered his (or her) ears. It had been two days since they kidnapped baby Maes and the kid hadn't stopped crying since he arrived.

"Well you should have thought about that when you kidnapped the kid," Lust crossed her arms, "didn't it have a pacifier lying around anywhere?"

"Do you really think I was thinking about that?" Envy growled.

"Can I eat him Lust," Gluttony was drooling all over the place.

"No stupid we need him," Envy hit him over the head.

"I think he's hungry," Wrath pointed the baby in his cubby leg.

"I do believe our Wrath is right," Wrath smiled up at Sloth. Just then Dante came down the stairs and overheard the conversation.

"Babies do get hungry you know, Envy go get it some food." Envy nodded and hurried out the door. Dante put her hand to her head, "The rest of you make it stop crying till he gets back, it's giving me a headache."

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"So brother why do you want to help the Fuhrer so bad?" Al hurried after his older brother. The two boys walked down the hall of headquarters.

"I feel bad," Ed didn't look back, "for Hawkeye."

Al just smirked, "So brother where do we start?"

"Well Al, I'm thinking we should ask around," he looked behind him at his younger brother, "And see if we can find anyone who knows something."

"Then what do you do brother?"

"Beat their asses."

"Well we don't have much to go on," Al sighed, "Hawkeye said she put the baby down at eight, and the Fuhrer and herself went to bed at ten and they didn't hear anything."

"And if the kidnapping happened at night then most people won't be awake." Ed sighed, "But if it happened early in the morning someone might have saw something."

"I guess were going on luck aren't we brother?"

"You're right Al."

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"I think it's asleep on," Envy sighed. He was stuck with the task of feeding the baby because he was the one who forgot a pacifier.

"Good now keep it that way," Lust snapped.

"I think I read something somewhere that babies can nap up to three or so hours." Sloth pointed out.

"You read?" Envy asked.

"Now and again."

"Well I hope the little thing sleeps a while so my ears stop ringing," Lust sighed.

"Lust," Gluttony said in a childish tone, "is it dead?" He pointed the baby and its little eyes popped open.

In seconds the baby was screaming it lungs out again, "Was this really worth it?" Sloth asked.

"I don't know ask the master," Envy covered his ears.

"Can I eat him now Lust please."

"I'm about to say yes," Sloth covered her ears. Wrath covered his head with his hands as he hide behind Sloth.

"Why do we have this kid anyway?" Lust sighed, "Its more trouble then its worth.

Author's Note: Sorry its kinda short! I hope it wasn't too bad and sorry for any errors. Roy and Riza will be in the next chapter! Just don't hope for a fast update :D Sorry! ;D Thanks and review

Nicole