Well, I decided to type out a second chapter for Gothic Petals Chapter 2 Sakura and Deidara's First date.

Celestial Bliss; Chapter 2

-At Tenten's coffee shop-

"So, Have we..." She was Sitting across from Deidara in a booth with red seats. Dwindling her fingers.

"Yes, un?" Deidara was sipping off of his scoarching hot coffee.

"Have we...had sexual relations?" Deidara's eyes widened and he forcefully clapped his beverage onto the table.

'No, not yet Saku-Chan. We're not going that fast' Is what he wanted and should have said. But being the bastard he was he responded in a different manor. "Yes, Saku-Chan, un. Two or three times." He folded his arms on the table making a pillow to lay his head on, closing his eyes and sighing. Sakura did the same to get down to his level. I'm such an asshole, bastard, inconsiterit,--well I can't turn back now, gotta keep with this lie...I guess.

"Um, You okay Deidara-San?" He laughed. She just stared at him, wondering why?

"Come on Saku-Chan, Drop the '-San' un." A puzzled look appeared on her face. He looked up to see this and laughed again.

"What about you? You call me 'Saku-Chan'. Why is that?" He nodded.

"Well, un It to me..." She nodded sarcastically.

"Go on." He sighed.

"Don't laugh. It seems more seductive when it's said a certain way, un." She tried holing in her laughter, but it was no use. Her giggles seeped through her lips, her face turned a pink colour though in embarrassment. "Sakura!" She could tell he wasn't happy by the way there was no 'un' at the end of his sentence.

"Sorry!!" She put her hands up in defeat. Then lowered them. "Why do you say that?"

"Say what?" He sat all the way up this time looking her straight in the eyes.

"'Un'. Why do you say that?" He shrugged. If anyone else had said that he would of done more than just shrug. He would of commented back with an insult.

"I don't know, It's just always been a force of habit...I guess, un." He leaned forward and took her hands. "Saku-Chan?" She looked at his hand touching hers.

"Y-Yes?" She studdered slightly.

"Would you like to come back to my place and watch a movie or something?" She was startled. Wow, me at Deidara's place? I don't remember anything other than this though. So wouldn't it be a little awkward?

-Back At Deidara's House-

Sakura was laying in Deidara's lap asleep, they were watching The Wedding Singer But Sakura soon got tired and curled up in her mysterious lover's lap. Unknowing of what was to come of his lies. His eyes began to flutter open, closed, open, closed. She moaned sleepily and moved her hand to his cheek. Tracing his jawline.

"Deidara" She said in a tired tone. "Can we go get some..." She hung her head again, to tired to say more. Though the words spilled out of her mouth so easily she didn't think twice. "Can we go get some smoothies, I'm in the mood for something sweet..." Deidara's eyes opened fully and looked at her mischievously.

"As am I, Sak-u-ra." She giggled as her face turrned pink. He yawned and streched his arms. When they came back down he tossed her onto the couch next to him and climbed into the top position. She cought his yawn and streched her arms to mimmic his previous movements.

"Come on Dei, I'm tired, maybe tomorrow night." If anyone else had called him 'Dei' they would have been across the room by now. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pulled him in closer. His chest was touching her's now.

"Okay, whatever you want Cherry Blossom." He got off the couch and started off towards his room.

"Wait!" She called after him, with sadistic panic in her voice. Deidara stopped and turned around to face her. He seemd tired also. Waiting for a reply."I didn't say you couldn't sleep next to me." He smiled and gestured for her to follow him. She hopped off the sofa and tagged along right behind him.

He hopped right ontop of the thick mattress. She bent over him, the bed, to crawl over him to the other side. King size? How wonderful!He reached out and grabbed her around her waist to hoist her over his head on top on himself. Her head now resting on his chest. He's so warm. And soft, but muscular.

He was stroking her hair, running his long fingers through it. Admiring what greatness he had. But I pretty much stole it. She isn't my girlfriend, we aren't together, or in a relationship. She had never been on a date with me before today. I'm a horrible person...

She slowly closed her eyes and coiled her arms around his neck, then fell asleep. Most likely about to dream of him. He sighed and then allowed to fall right along with her.


The phone rang. The clock read '1:36 A.M.'.

It was raining outside and the front door was left open, allowing the cold air to feed inside and chill Deidara's body...

"Sakura!?" He yelled, but there was no answer. Just the sound of footsteps. His own. She was gone, he left her, because he lied. Liars always lose. "Sakura, come back!" He ran frantic out the door and watched a black beetle car rush out of the drive way. "Sakura!"

His eyes snapped open and he felt a mass of warmth on top of him. Sakura? Thank god it was just a dream... She shifted in her sleep and sent a chill down Deidara's spine. Sun light was seeping through the curtains of his bed room. He lifted his hand to shield his eyes of the shine.

"Deida-ra, you awake?" She raised her head slowly and looked him in the face, squinting her eyes.

"Sure am, un," He replied as she rolled herself over next to him now holding his hand under the covers.

"I'm so sorry." Sakura began to cry. He wiped away the tears with his free hand.

"For what?" He gave a sympathetic look.

"For getting into this accident, and losing my memory of our relationship like I did." He came in closer.

"Last time I checked, it took two to tango, un." He whispered and Sakura could feel his smile next to her ear. She shuttered at how close he was now. "Come on now turn that frown upside down." He said mockingly. She couldn't help but to smile slightly.

"Hey, you know, I've been invited to a party at a club." Deidara tightened his grip on her hand and asked.

"Who's, un?"

"Temari's."

"Oh?" He put a strand of bubble gum pink hair back behind her ear.

"You wanna go?" She touched his free hand that was currently fixing her hair and traced the outline of his thumb.

"Sure, un. As long as it's okay with this friend of yours, Temari right?" He was focusing his gaze at their clasped hands.

"Okay then it's a date." She smiled and gave him a big hug from under the covers. "Pick me up at nine-thirty?"

"Sure-nine-thirty. At your house." She hopped out of bed and slung on her jacket. He got up as well and walked her out to her newly insured car. Still a black beetle, she'll never change."Bye, un." He waved and watched her drive off until he couldn't see her car anymore.


"He's coming to the party with me, you know, as my date?" She was sitting on the couch watching some MTV reality show and talking to Ino.

"I see, and guess who I got to come as my date!" Sakura could hear her squeaking through the phone, she had to remove the phone from her ear for a minute to let Ino get it all out.

"Who?"

"Sasori, I asked him and he blew me off at first but then I hid his car keys and he gave in." Sakura sighed, But was laughing inside.

"Why am I not surprised."

"Hey forehead! I got my date fair and square!"

"Sure, sure Ino. " She got up out of the recliner she was lounging in and headed towards her bedroom. It was nine o'clock in the evening already and she had to pick something to wear. "What are you going to wear, Ino?"

"Um, a blue shirt and some tight jeans, you?" She stalled to answer, she didn't know what to say because she didn't know what she was going to wear. Shuffling through her closet she found an purple top outlined in black with a big black star on the front.

"Found it! Okay a purple top and some jeans." She started to look around for a pair of jeans and her purple flip-flops.

"Oh hot Sakura, hot. Deidara doesn't want that! He wants something a little more reveling. Like a miniskirt." Ino started to get allitle to dream-like.

"Ino, I'm not a whore. I don't wear those things." Suddenly the door rang and Sakura was in the middle of buckling her jeans and putting on her shoes. "Ino what time is it?"

"Nine twenty-eight. Oh, Is he there?!" Sakura quickly answered back to hang up the phone.

"Yes bye!"

She tossed the phone on the nearest end table to her front door. She felt for the handle opening the frame to reveal Deidara, her date. He was dressed in a black and brown AC/DC shirt and some loose jeans. While she was in the middle of tieing up her hair into a pull-back clip-style he greeted her with flowers and a big hug.

"Hey, un. Why don't you show me to this club?" She pulled him in for a passionate kiss. Wrapping her arms tight around his neck. When thy broke away he complimented her outfit. "I like that shirt, and your jeans show your figure, mm, sexy, un."

"I told Ino you'd like it just fine." She took the flowers and laied them on her coffee table in the middle of her living room. "Acctually the club is within walking distance. Shall we?" He grabbed her hand and they turned out the door taking a left.

"Saku-Chan?"

"Deidara?"

"I thought you said this club was within walking distance, un?" He was still holding her hand. There was a good one-hundred feet to go and they had already been walking for fifteen minutes.

"Well, Ino lives about a block away and she said we should just walk." Deidara could tell she was having a problem with walking in those flip-flops of her's.

"What's going on, un? Haveing trouble?" She giggled and blushed a small bit.

"Um, My feet."

"Yes, un?"

"They hurt." He let go of her hand and stopped walking, as she also stopped along with him.

"Need a lift, un?" He didn't give her a chance to reply before he scooped her up, and into a piggyback position. She gasped and then gave into wrapping her arms around his neck and resting her head on his shoulder. "And your really not all that heavy, un!" He felt her tense up.

"Hey, what is that suppose to mean!?"

He stopped and took a big breath. "I didn't mean that, un." She quieted her voice to almost a whisper. Then she got really close to his ear. Almost to coax him into loveing her even more.

"What did you mean than, 'un'?" Adding emphasis on 'un' not to mock him, but to be seductive. Damn, she's good. Hold yourself together Deidara. It's just a girl. He thought. But it's Sakura.He dropped her off of his back into a near neighbor's front yard. "What the hel--" He dropped down faster than she did. But this time he was penning her on the ground and bend over her. Him between his legs.

"Sakura, why are you doing this to me?" She was showing signs of being confused, not know what to think.

"Dei-dara? I just--" Her speech was broken as he crushed his lips against hers. She loosened her muscles and kissed him back, again, giving into his actions. When they broke away she looked back up at him and felt the corners of her mouth tug upward. "Screw the club?"

"I thought you'd never ask, back to your place?" She squinted her eyes a small bit and answered back quickly.

"Of course, Dei-Kun."


"Do you want to make smoothies, un?" She laughed as they both waited for the key that Sakura was turning inside the lock to open the door.

"Why would you ask that?" She pushed open the door and stood inside for him to follow.

"Well, this morning you were a little tired, un, but you still asked if we could drink some smoothies." She took his hand as she led him to the kitchen.

"Okay, grab the frozen strawberries and yogurt."

-A few minutes later-

"Okay, now pour the orange juice in." He tipped the glass spilling over the edge of the blender.

"That can't be right, un. Where do you keep your rags?" She pointed to the other side of the kitchen at a basket outlined in a white lace. Sure enough it was filled with napkins and dish rags. "Tidy much, un?"

"Well, I just moved into this apartment and that was a home welcoming gift from my freaky neighbor, I think she's a lesbein, she was all over me." He nodded heading back to her with a blue towel. He bent over to wipe up his mess but missed and hit his head on the side of the counter. "Are you okay!?" She tried her best not to giggle.

"Yeah, yeah, un. Just perfect." He was rubbing the new wound on his forehead.

"Want me to kiss it?" She used her arms to push her breasts together adding more clevage, not a great amount, just enough to catch his attention. His eyes moved down her shirt. He was trying not to look but he couldn't help him self.

"That would be sexy, un. Kiss it for me, Saku-Chan." She stood up on her tipp-toes to kiss the bump on his head.

"There all better now." They just stood there for a minute, looking at eachother when Sakura suddenly jumped onto him kissing him forcefully on the lips.

He picked her up and she wrapped her legs around his back. They made their way to her bedroom door. Her hand was going as fast as it could to find the door handle, when finally there it was. She turned it to let them in, he tossed her onto the queen-sized bed with great force and pressed hard onto her lips again. She stripped off his shirt and he stopped kissing her.

"Is this what you really want, un?" He stuttered.

"Well, yeah. I mean, we've--haven't we?" He thought about it for about two seconds and went right back to applying kisses all down her neck making their way to her chest. She took off her shirt and he took off both of their pants. A few seconds later one good thrust and he knew he had made a big mistake. She screamed.

"Ahh! Deidara!" The most sensitive part between her legs was throbbing with pain. Shit, she's still a virgin. How could I have been so stupid!! "Deidara, why--why does it hurt so badly!?" She dug her nails into his skin.

He panicked. "Well, you are--um, I,un." She pushed him off of her using as much power as she had left in her.

"I was still a virgin...Wasn't I?" He nodded, hanging his head.

"Yeah, I guess so, un...I--I took advantage of your memory loss and I--" She cut him of with a yelling voice.

"What else have you lied to me about!? Hmm!? Anything else I should know about!? Do you even love me...?" She covered herself up with a sheet and started to cry "I think Its s time for you to leave, Dei." He slowly buckled his pants back up and slid his shirt on, up and over his body. His hair was a disarray and he did try his best to put it back up in the pony-tail it had just been tied up in, but the tie broke and he was left with nothing.

"Saku-Chan I--" She cut him off again.

"Don't...call me that, please." He sighed and turned out the door. She listened to the sound of his car speed out of the driveway. "Goddammit!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. "I knew I couldn't trust anyone with my past...and the smotthies are ruined, dammit!"


Deidara jumped out of his car and raced to the front door of his apartment that he shared with Sasori no Akasuna.

"Sasori, got your ass out here!" He threw his keys on the kitchen table in disgust. "Sasori!?" Oh, yeah he must still be at that club. He made his way to the living room and sank into the sofa. He search around fumbling for the remote almost falling off the couch when he finally spotted it on the ground. "Shit." The clock read '11:09 PM'.

There was wrestleing at the door, two voices. A woman's and an angered man's.

"Alright, I went to that club with you as your date. Now can I have my keys back?" Sasori's.

"Give me a kiss. Then we'll see." Sakura's friend, Ino.

"No thanks, I'm gay. Give me my keys." Ino grunted and there was a click in the door as it opened. Sasori waltzed in quick to close the soor fast behind him. "Damn it, I had to spend the night with a total freak. She's like obsessed with me." They could still hear her voice behind the door.

"Sasori, I know you're not really gay, I've seen you flirt with other wemon!"

"Are you really gay, Sasori, un? All those times I slept next to you over mission nights." The red-head scoffed.

"No, I'm not, asshole. What's up with you?" Deidara could tell he wasn't himself. Sasori walked over to Deidara to join him on the couch.

"Whoa, not so close queer. I'm not that way, un." Sasori hit him hard in th ribs. Deidara coughed and rubbed his new found wound.

"Why are you in such a bad mood? Hmm?" Sasori was spinning in his own mind now. In circles around and around. Deidara opened his mouth to speak, but Sasori raced him to his own words. "Get dumpped!? I told you! Sakura's a bitch-" Deidara was already in a pissy mood, he didn't need Sasori to jump on him now.

"Shut the hell up, Sasori-Danna, un!!" Sasori, turned more into his direction, shifting on the couch. A suprised look on his face.

"How dare you talk to your 'danna' like that." He laughed. "You haven't called me 'danna' in the longest time."

"Really? I haven't noticed, un." Sasori smirked as Deidara willingly gave up the controller to him.

"Why now then?" Deidara sighed and hung his head in total anger.

"Well, you were right, and I do owe you for warning me...about Sakura, un." Sasori patted Deidara on the back and got up off of the couch.

"Awesome, you know I called it. I told you you would screw it up if it ever happened. didn't I? Well now look." He opened the fridge and shuffled around looking for something, then pulled out a beer and popped it open takeing a huge swig.

"Sasori-Danna, un you should go to bed, I think you might need it. Have you been drinking, un?" SAsori quickly answered back.

"No! God ya' little brat!" He twirrled around and almost bunny-hopped back into the living room. THen pretty much crashed onto the couch. Spilling his newly open beer.

Well another Chapter of Celestial Bliss! I added the smoothie part just for fun! Deidara loves Sakura but made a huge mistake and is no feeling lika total retard. Please review!!

This was the longest I've ever made a chapter of any of my stories! Go me! Wooh!

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