"Hey, Sakura!" Naruto said, completely ignoring the fact that Sakura was in the middle of a conversation with Sai

"Hi, Naruto!" Sakura said

"So, Sakura; do you wanna go-"

"-Out sometime?" Sakura finished "No. besides, today, I'm going to have a little talk with a certain Ino Yamanaka, replacing my hair gel with glue was so un-cool."
Naruto tuned out after she said no. This would make things a little awkward with Naruto.

"Um, Naruto." Hinata said "M-maybe we could go somewhere like the amusement park, it seems like after rejection you might be pretty down."

"Nah, not really, I've gotten used to rejection." Naruto said matter-of-factly

"Um; some would say that that means you-" Hinata cut herself off. Even though she hated the fact that Sakura got Naruto's attention, she would never make Naruto think that by finishing that sentence at least externally 'Some would say that that means you're losing interest.'

(Well I guess now's as good a time as any to just sorta change it to Hanabi.)

--

"Neji!" Hanabi yelled from down the stair case leading to the game room

"What is it, you little mother fu-"

"Your advice worked!"
"Why the f*&# should I care?"

Hanabi paused for a second "I don't know."
Seconds passed "YOU LITTLE MOTHER F*&#ER, I'LL KILL YOU!!!! #$%^&*(?))?(*&^%$#!"
Hanabi gasped, Neji just said the forbidden Hyuga swear (It takes ten seconds to say)! "He said we should hang out around 6:30!" Hanabi said as if Neji had not just uttered a forbidden swear that was supposed to be kept to the main branch (Believe it or not, she actually heard Hinata say it once!)

"Hey; genius, did you ask him where you were going?"
"Uh-crap."

"Do you have his phone number?"
"… I hate myself! I finally get a date with-"
"It's not a date." Neji pointed out

"… I hate you, Neji. I finally get to hang out with Konohamaru and I forgot to-"

The phone rang

Hanabi picked it up and yelled "WHAT THE H#$$ (So, it may not be a K fic any more. I'm still gonna bleep stuff) DO YOU WANT, YOU-"
"Well for starters, I want to keep my ear drums." Konohamaru said
"Oh, Konohamaru, hi! What's going on?"
"Just like a woman." Neji said
"WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY?" Hanabi yelled
"I SAID 'JUST LIKE A WOMAN'!"
"I'LL DEAL WITH YOU, WHEN I'M DONE ON THE PHONE, MR. HYUGA PRODIGY!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A HYUGA PRODIGY AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!"
"SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BI-"
"I was serious about keeping my ear drums."
"Sorry, Kono." Hanabi said
"Did you just call me Kono?"
"Um, is that a problem? Because I can stop."
"No, it's not a problem. So I realized we didn't make any –great back flip, by the way-"
"Thanks."
"You're welcome. We didn't say how we we're gonna meet."
"Oh, yeah." Hanabi said and laughed, well giggled. Yep, like a little school girl
"So, how about I pick you up?"
"Oh, s-s-sure!" Hanabi just remembered something "How did you get my phone number?"
"You gave me your number, along with a kiss on the cheek, you don't remember?"
"Well, I remember the kiss." Hanabi said with a blush across her face

Silence "Okay, bye Hana." Konohamaru said and hung up

Hanabi did a back flip and landed in a hand stand.

--

Even though Naruto wasn't in emotional dread, they still went to the amusement park, because… well why not?

"Oh. My. Goodness." Naruto said, looking up at a roller coaster that must've been at least 40 feet high. "Hinata, that is the greatest thing in the world and I will truly hate you for at least 12 years of my life if we don't go on that ride."

Hinata had to admit, that ride seemed kind of… well, life endangering, but she can't say no to Naruto or risk being hated by him for 12 years; that would really murder her chances of dating him.

"Um, okay." The next 43 seconds were screaming were nothing but screaming… and Hinata passed out. She woke up on the grass with her head on Naruto's lap. She almost sprang upright from surprise, but she strained herself not to; she wanted this moment to last as long as it could. Naruto was sitting against a tree.

"Hinata, these last 4 minutes we've spent together have been the best of my life. Just thought you should know."
Hinata blushed furiously "Umm, Naruto, I hope I wasn't heavy to carry."
"Nah." After that, they were both silent and Naruto thought of the impure thoughts he had when Hinata was passed out

Flashback!

'Man, Hinata's light.' Naruto thought

'She's also kinda cute.'

'Huh? I don't think that about Hinata. Who are you anyway?'

'Oh, me? I'm inner Naruto.'

'Isn't that the Nine-tailed-fox?'

'No, he doesn't count; he's just another guy that the fourth Hokage put in us. See I'm all of your repressed feelings. Here, I'll prove it; I'll unleash some of your Hinata-based feelings. What do you feel like doing to Hinata, right now?'

'I feel like doing things so dirty, that the nastiest man in the world would get scared. How did my feelings get this dirty?'

'That, my friend, is because of an influx of feelings for Hinata that were not evenly spread into the brain of outer Naruto, you. Albeit that may be because they weren't even used'

'So wait, does that mean that every time I've seen Hinata, you've been-'

'Mentally undressing her? Salivating over her? Yes. Oh, yeah and currently, Mr. I'll carry you bridal style, your hand is on Hinata's butt, and you are so lucky, that while you were on that little forty foot high roller coaster, Hinata didn't notice your hand on her breast. Admit it, you wanna put it back there and you still haven't moved your hand from her butt.'

End Flashback