Long chapter here. Well, long for me anyways. I hope you guys liked it, I kind of rambled…

This chapter is dedicated to MissMeliss4251 for bringing us the character, Rainbow.

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Vlad sighed and turned towards the door. He had been setting up a camera monitor on a hidden panel by the door so that he could actually see who was at the door before he answered it, but unfortunately it wasn't working yet and someone was at his front door.

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Vlad stood still, waiting for whoever it was to actually knock instead of what sounded like walking into his door.

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Vlad rolled his eyes and turned into his ghost form. Maybe he could scare whoever it was away. He didn't really want anymore company after the last two. Then he noticed that he hadn't heard another thump sound and opened the door cautiously.

Then something slammed into him.

Vlad was thrown backwards with whatever the thing was in his arms, and was glad he was in his ghost form or else he would have been sent sprawling onto the floor. He landed lightly on his feet and then pulled whatever had crashed into him off.

He gasped and dropped the thing when he realized it was another woman.

She had a tie dye shirt on, that seemed to flow around her skinny frame. She had long brown hair and was wearing bell bottoms. Vlad realized that he hadn't seen someone dressed like that since the sixties. She looked up at him with half closed brown eyes.

"Like, hi. Are you Vlad Plasmius?"

Vlad gasped and teleported out of the room. No one knew that he was called Vlad Plasmius except Daniel and the ghosts in the Ghost Zone. Heck, Jack and Maddie called him The Wisconsin Ghost. If word was spreading to the human world that both he and a ghost both live in the same house and both have the name Vlad…

He panicked and thought maybe he could just leave her in the Ghost Zone. That sounded like a good plan. Then she wouldn't be able to figure out his secret identity unless a ghost told her, and then she still wouldn't be able to escape…

Still very nervous, Vlad teleported back into the room where he had left the woman. She was sitting on the floor doing what appeared to be meditation.

Then she looked at Vlad and smiled. "I didn't know anyone else my age with our sparkling vibes could be single." Vlad just watched her, still unsure of what to do.

"Your groovy pad totally blows my mind, Rev. That door is weird though, I couldn't phase through it."

Vlad gave her a questioning look. "Rev? My name's Vlad Plasmius." And then after a pause, "Wait, you're a ghost?" He looked at her, especially the eyes, and didn't see one thing that would reveal her being a ghost. That and she didn't trigger his ghost sense.

"Rev is short for Revolution" She said still looking around. "And I think it's a groovy name. Mind if I call you that? I'm Rainbow, by the way."

Vlad stared at her and then shook his head to clear it. "Sure, whatever. But are you a ghost?"

"Rev, you're too tense. Chill man. It's the Age of Aquarius after all. Can't you feel the love in this room? We're all just groovy brothers and sisters in this big spinning universe." Vlad just wanted to throw her out of his house, but he knew he wouldn't ever sleep again until he found out how she knew he was Vlad Plasmius.

"Please just answer my question! Are. You. A. Ghost?"

"Rev, your aura is a mess. I can just feel the anger filling the room. Chill out, you're breaking the calm."

"I'm breaking the calm am I? You're the fourth woman who has shown up at my house and none of you have been at all sane! No one rings my doorbell for years and suddenly three girls one after another! All I asked is are you a ghost and since you're a hippie you can't even give me a straight answer. I'm not breaking the calm; it's you and your stupid hippiness!"

Vlad could feel his eyes burning with anger, and the way he was feeling he was pretty sure he was about to explode.

"That's right Rev, let it all out. Out with the bad aura, in with the good." Vlad felt a twitch develop in his eye. Rainbow stood and said, "Do you have any organic foods? That's always good for the soul."

Vlad ground his teeth together. "Let's try another question," he said sounding strained. "Why are you here?"

"I'm here for you, Rev. You're a groovy guy, inviting a ghost like me into your bachelor pad." Vlad felt like he was going to scream. He decided he didn't like hippies very much.

"You mean, you're here to date me?" She nodded. Vlad pressed his temples, something which was quickly becoming a habit, and then looked up and yelled, "Daniel, I know you're around somewhere!"

"Dude, yelling at the sky is like, totally groovy Rev. Who's this Daniel guy?"

Vlad closed his eyes and tried to explain his suspicions. "Look, you were probably asked to do this by someone weren't you?" He opened his red eyes and looked at her.

"No Revolution, I totally did this because I wanted to." Vlad's eyes widened.

"You mean that you weren't put up to this by a teenager?" She shook her head. "You weren't bribed or anything?" another negative. "You're positive you never even saw a teenager ghost with white hair?"

"No, Rev. You're like, tense. You need to chill and keep the calm."

"So you're sure that you have never heard of anyone named Danny Phantom?" Vlad said feeling more confused than ever. If Daniel wasn't forcing all of these women to come to his house then who or what was?

"Nah, we're all just brothers and sisters in this universe, and I would know my own brother." She blinked as if even she was confused by what she had just said.

Vlad bit his tongue to keep from swearing at her. Then he decided it was "Now tell me, are you a ghost, or are you a human?" To Vlad's surprise she gave him a straight answer. Well, sort of.

"Yeah man, I am as dead as a dead chick can get. Here, I'll prove it." She walked towards a wall, tripping on the carpet as she went. Then she turned and smiled at Vlad right before… smacking into the wall.

Rainbow backed up, looking like she was going to pass out, and then tried again. This time she bounced off the wall and fell over. Vlad managed to keep himself from laughing. "Dude, what's this wall made of? It must be ghost-proof. Why did you make you're whole house ghost proof it you're a ghost?"

Then she climbed up onto a chair and jumped off. "Wow, Rev, this place is groovy and all, but it's harshing my mellow since it's canceling out my powers." Vlad rolled his eyes and realized that she was indeed human. Then he smacked his face with his palm when he remembered that he should have realized this earlier when she had said that the door must be ghost proof. It was an ordinary door.

"Rainbow, you're not a ghost." He said. "I am a ghost. I have red eyes, yours are brown. I have ghost powers and you smack into walls. You are a human."

"I'm a ghost Rev. I died in 1975. Stop trying to murder the mellow."

Vlad snapped. "Fine, you're a ghost." He lifted her up by her arm and flew her down to his secret lab. Then he opened up the ghost portal. "And you know where ghosts belong? In there!" He threw her through the portal and turned away from it.

He began to walk up the stairs when he looked back at the swirling green vortex. Vlad sighed and wanted to smack himself for being soft. He flew through the portal to find Rainbow.

Vlad looked around and noticed that there were no ghosts around. That was odd, because usually there were always quite a few waiting for his orders. But, Vlad was glad there were no ghosts around to here him yell this. "Rainbow! Where are you?"

He was embarrassed just to hear himself say something so stupid. He was even more embarrassed when he heard laughter behind him. Vlad turned angrily and saw that it was Skulker. His face turned a weird purple shade, (since it was blue, and blushing red would make it purple) and he tried to hide that behind a very angry glare.

Skulker, however, was not intimidated by Vlad's glare. "Did you lose something Plasmius?" he said still chuckling between words. "Like your masculinity perhaps?" Vlad felt his eyes burn with anger and blasted Skulker with several ecto-beams.

"Actually Skulker I have lost something quite different. Did you see a woman come in here? A human woman?" Skulker floated limply. Two of his limbs were missing and there was a large hole through his chest. He was just glad Vlad had spared his head where his real ghost form was.

That didn't mean he wasn't done laughing at Vlad though. Vlad gave he, Skulker, the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter, orders all of the time and if Skulker refused to follow them he would be punished. Not much to lose really. He was already dead.

"The great Vlad Plasmius is trying to find a mate? I know some ghosts I could hook you up with." He laughed. "But it looks like you're not having much luck if your dates are running into the Ghost Zone trying to get away from you."

Vlad moved foreword before Skulker could react and pulled the little green blob that was Skulker out of the robot head. He held it by the arm and glared at it. "Now listen to me Skulker. I am in no mood to be toyed with. If you don't tell me whether or not you saw a human here a minute ago I will be forced to make things rather… unpleasant."

He created an ectobeam in his palm and held it under Skulker. He squealed and said in a high pitched voice, "Alright, alright! Just don't hurt me! I saw some weird tie-died girl fall through here right before you came." He pointed towards a door that was floating under them.

"A ghost grabbed her and flew in there." Vlad closed his eyes and inwardly cursed the fact that there was always something against him.

"Fine." He said, dropping Skulker, who fell a few feet before floating back up. "Did you know who the ghost was?" Skulker shook his head, which was a hard thing to do since he technically had no neck, and Vlad sighed and flew through the door.

He looked around at the change in scenery. The walls were all tie-dye, beads hung from the ceiling, and there were flowers stenciled everywhere. "Rev!" A voice said suddenly. Vlad pulled back a curtain of beads and saw Rainbow surrounded by several other green skinned hippie ghosts.

Rainbow smiled and pointed at Vlad. "This is the groovy guy who showed me how to get to this wonderful place. He's sort of a calm eater, but he's cool." One of the ghosts, a man with long hair and a beard, floated over to Vlad and made a peace sign with his hands.

"Dude, we welcome you to our groovy pad. I can just feel the flower power flying off you man." He inspected Vlad, who felt very uncomfortable and wanted to leave. "I dig the outfit man, totally retro, but it could use a little love."

"What?" Vlad said nervously.

"You're too tense. Black and white are the old colors. You need something psychedelic. Something groovy, man." He waved his hand and suddenly Vlad's costume went from white to tie-dye. Vlad looked down and gasped.

"And now we have to do something about that hair…" Vlad turned and flew away before the ghost could do anything else.

He flew as fast as he could back to his portal, and on the way he passed Skulker who was gathering up pieces of his broken suit. Skulker saw Vlad fly past and burst out laughing.

Vlad made it into his mansion and closed the portal. He changed into his human form and then back into his ghost form. That usually fixed any tears in his suit. Unfortunately it did nothing to fix the color.

Vlad floated up to his room and took his ghost suit off. He changed into some sweatpants and a shirt and went down to the laundry room, still in his ghost form. He didn't know if the suit would disappear when he changed into his human form, and then he didn't think he would be able to get it back.

He found the laundry room and put his suit in the washing machine. He also put in some bleach he had found. Vlad sighed. After having a maid for so many years he had forgotten how to do laundry.

Still unsure of whether or not he could change into his human form he sat down on a chair next to the washing machine. The door opened and the maid walked in. She saw Vlad sitting there looking half embarrassed half worried, and said simply, "If you're going to do the laundry you could have at least asked my permission first."

Vlad blinked and said, "Um, I'm a ghost."

"Yeah, and I'm a human. That still gives you no right to use the washing machine." She turned and left and Vlad wondered for the first time what kind of a staff he had.

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Danny and Sam had followed Vlad through the date, and he couldn't help but wonder how long it would be before Vlad found out who had set him up.

Wow, on word this is a six page chapter. Well, once again thank you MissMeliss4251!