Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!! I'd like to thank my BANG BANG reviewers: xxVizardxxRukiaxx, Saint Sky, snowdays, ejo and Narutofang91 for well reviewing for Chapter 1 and/or the BONUS chapter!!! : P

I would also thank Rose of the Full Moon! :) And kongsi222 thanks for the alert!!! :)

Also big news!! I got a BETA reader or as I call it a BEAT reader!!! :) It is ... drum roll please... Saint Sky!!! Yah!!

So ... I got an idea... to write about the real world (Saint Sky)... so here it goes!

Ps: I don't own anything but this idea.

Crap. Crap. Crap. What the hell is wrong with her? Holy crap. Bull, lots of bull coming from her mouth. I do really that she has no brain, or mind. Now I truly know that her head is an empty shell. Who else would think of something as stupid as that? And that is not even fun.

To clear up this confusion, the old head captain, decided to make us captains and vice-captains and other people who were pretty powerful, participate in an 'Amazing Race'. Yes, you heard my correctly. I said an 'Amazing Race'. What the hell!? This will only waste my time for some stupid event.

Now you are probably wondering why I was cussing at a girl (my lieutenant) not old man. That's because the old man wanted us to think of events that we could do. So being the idiot that she is Matsumoto suggested that we try to move cheese down a hill. Apparently she got that idea from a show that was on last night called Amazing Race, that's how this event is called 'Amazing Race'. Don't get me wrong that show is hilarious for the viewers because the racers are so stupid!! But unfortunately now we are the racers.

So we are paired up in twos. And I dare you to guess who my partner is. Guess.

It is the lady herself. Hinamori.

You must think I am glad to have my childhood friend as my partner. But the truth is that I am not.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE STUCK WITH A CRAZY B*TCH.

Ok. That might be mean but she is absolutely crazy. And emo. She probably can't even lift that wheel of cheese up. That's so sad, she can eat it but she can't lift it. Sad, right?

So the game began last night, with the cheese lifting. Hinamori and I arrived at the area first because I had the freaking carry her all the way here. She picked up a wheel of cheese and dropped it. And it rolled down a cliff. Wait! When was there a cliff?? Great… now I have to get it because emo girl won't do anything like that. She's to emo.

So I went down for the cheese. So when I came back up after getting the cheese (I had to fight hollow for it…who knew hollows liked cheese?) I found out that my partner ate the other wheel. In less than 5 minutes. All 5 kilograms of cheese… wow…it's a surprise to see why she's not getting any bigger…

Well…so we stole someone else cheese. Hey. I just went down a cliff to get a hunk of cheese to find that emo girl ate the other wheel. So I'm not going back to get friggin cheese. And of course we won…even why I went bankai on the other team…

But, my partner fainted at the end, from apparently over cheese dose, and we didn't win it was that guy that pushes up his glass with the arrow-thingy and Matsumoto the younger…and the stupider.

And so now I am supervising the cheese woman in the Fourth Division because apparently she was my 'responsibility'. Come on she's the one older than me by what 50 years. But the bright side of this is that I'm getting paid 50 bucks any hour by Izuru.

So I'm sitting here collecting my 50 bucks per hour when suddenly someone came into the division room we were in. Standing at the door was the mad scientist. Mayuri.

"Hello Hitsugaya." He said and then he started to inspect Hinamori.

"What are you doing?" but what I really meant was 'What the hell are you doing?! You will die if this makes me lose 50 bucks!'

"I am trying to find out why this girl would pass out after eating cheese. Do you mind if I take some tests on her? I'll pay you 100 bucks."

And then I left with my 100 bucks as well as the money Izuru gave me.

So guess how much I made today.

I made 200 bucks. Maybe now I can start to save up to bribe the head captain if I can get a separate office from Matsumoto. Believe me you do not want to be there when she gets drunk. The damage cost was 1232 dollars.

Is that Izuru? I have to run before he takes the money back. So see you later.

How was it? Did you guys like that chapter? Drop in a review for me!

And sorry it took so long…I had writers block and I was really busy with school! So forgive me! And I kinda forgot…but! Review and it won't happen again!

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