I am deeply deeply sorry for making you guys wait so long! Life happens I guess. Good news though, I bought a laptop and can take it with me and type wherever! Woo! I'm still taking new characters, so send em in!

Also, since this story seems to have no end in sight, after significant plot twists I will post the last chapter and then continue with more dates as if they were before the end. Sound good?

This chapter if for BJA Fan, who sent in Analise Saling. I laughed my butt off when I read the description, hopefully this chapter isn't too bad. If there's any readers who still care about this story, please review!

The next day Vlad was pacing back and forth across the main hallway, waiting for something to happen. He paused, realizing that it had started to become a habit for him to wait for another girl to show up. Vlad frowned and continued pacing, realizing that Daniel was going to need to be punished again for putting him through this.

There was a knock on the door. Vlad stared at it for a moment, wondering if he was willing to put himself through any more torture. Then the door was opened and it was too late.

At first he thought someone was holding a couple of balloons. He blinked and bit his tongue to stop himself from saying anything when he realized that it was actually the new woman's cheeks that he was staring at. She wasn't fat, quite the opposite actually, but her cheeks looked shiny almost.

When she saw him she smiled… sort of. It looked more like a grimace, and it made her face squeak. Vlad was instantly reminded of the doll that was criticized so much because it made girls think they had to have a tiny wait, and big hips to be pretty. This girl had obviously spent too much time with her toys. Darbie was it?

Her face squeaked again forcing Vlad to pay attention to her. "I'm Analise Saling," She said, squeaking the whole time. Ana held out her hand, expecting Vlad to kiss it. He shook it instead, knowing perfectly well what she wanted and still not caring enough to do it. Who did she think he was, Romeo?

Ana took back her hand and ran it through her obviously bleached blond hair; acting like she thought Vlad hadn't noticed it. Vlad, who was getting very annoyed with the silent one-sided flirting, said, "I'm Vlad Masters, as you probably know. How may I help you?"

Her face became shinier as she made a strangled gurgling sound that used to be a laugh before her head muscles froze from too much Botox. "You're not supposed to say that on a date! Come on, let's go someplace more comfortable." She grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the door.

Vlad groaned. The bruises and burns from the last time he was dragged off to go get more comfortable still hurt. This time though, he was pretty sure that Molly wouldn't feel like helping him.

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In fact Molly Sam and Danny were currently cleaning the upstairs bathrooms and were unaware of Vlad's latest guest. Mr. Masters, acting on an impulse brought on by a side of him that actually had feelings for Molly, decided that Sam and Danny should help Molly with her job.

Molly was completely shocked. She had woken up to find the two teens picking up the front hallway, and watched as they moved on through the house. "What the heck are you guys doing?" She demanded. "I get paid for this stuff and I never work this hard."

"We just thought we should give you more free time." Danny insisted through clenched teeth. He was in the process of scrubbing the toilet with Vlad's toothbrush. He was forced to clean, but Vlad didn't bother being specific about what he should clean with.

Sam was cleaning the shower, and every time she let her mind wander her thoughts would turn to who's shower she was cleaning and she would gag. "Yeah, you deserve a break."

"You both know I hardly work at all in this huge place. Please stop."

They both wanted to stop very much, but Vlad had programmed the bracelets to make them work all day. "Maybe you should talk to Vlad." Sam said, making it sound like she was forced to say it. Danny gave her a strange look but couldn't say anything.

"Why? Is he behind this? Did he threaten you two? Or maybe he's trying to prove to me that kids can do my job better than I can." Molly didn't even look at them for an answer. She stormed out of the room and down the stairs in search of Vlad.

Danny glared at the toilet he had been working on for the past half hour. He ran the brush around the rim again, spit on it, and set it back in the rack. There. All clean. Sam stepped out of the shower and avoided Danny's questioning stare. She sighed and whispered, "Maybe she'll figure it out for herself and help us." Sure, that wasn't Sam's real reason, but Danny didn't need to know that. The bracelets took them to the next room and they started working.

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Back downstairs Vlad and Ana were sitting in one of the undestroyed living rooms. Ana was talking Vlad's ears off.

"Plastic surgery really is the fountain of youth." She said. "You can't even tell that I'm sixt- oops! Ladies shouldn't tell their ages to strange men." Ana gurgled again and Vlad rolled his eyes. He really wasn't sure how much of this he could take.

"Well, after you learn to ignore the pain of the injections and the stitches, you can fix pretty much anything! You should have seen me before I met my last husband. Rolls of fat just rolling off of me. Then I went to a cosmetic surgeon who just sucked it all away. I remember once I was accidentally taken to the wrong operating room, and they gave me a nose job instead of a lipo. Uh, I was so mad! Then I got used to my nose and it's my favorite feature! On my face that is…"

Vlad knew he was expected to agree. Personally though he felt that her nose looked like a tomato, and that her face looked sort of like a baboon's rear end. "Your nose is nice, comparatively."

"Thank you! You know Chad," she said, fluttering her false eyelashes. "Out of all the men interested in me, you're the one I'm the most attracted to." She leaned forward and Vlad blocked her face with his hand, noticing that her cheeks felt as stretched as they looked.

"It's Vlad." He said, "And I know that you're in it for money to give yourself more surgery."

"That's silly! I've already had all of the touch ups I needed for this year. I wouldn't come to your house unless I looked the best I could! You wouldn't believe how expensive that was, especially since the surgeons kept insisting on more nips and tucks." She looked thoughtful, for once. "They've never done that before. After I told them that the bill was going to you they got really friendly."

Vlad restrained himself from yelling. He had worked hard for his (stolen) money, and now this woman was spending it on adding plastic to her body! "This isn't working. Leave." Courtesy was wasted on this woman.

Ana stood up angrily. "Fine! I don't need you! There are plenty of men out there who dream of having a woman like me to take care of!" She stomped on his foot and stormed out of the room.

Vlad sat back in a chair and closed his eyes against a coming headache. Ana was one of the easier ones to get rid of, but he was beginning to lose all hope of the chain of woman ever ending. He took a deep breath and was about to go search for aspirin when Molly strode in looking more furious than Ana.

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Throughout all of the excitement Skulker, (who was thrown through a window a few chapters back), was having a small adventure of his own. After Vlad sent him away Skulker was too weak to really do anything. His ghost form had very few powers, and the ones that it had weren't strong at all.

So, while Danny and Sam were getting to know Molly, Skulker was mistaken for a lawn gnome and spent a day with a plastic flamingo and a vicious lawn gnome chewing cat. Then he escaped only to be captured by… a little kid who mistook him for a toy.

Finally he made it back to the ghost zone. Almost all of the way there he avoided trouble, until he made it back to his island. His guard dog, (known as Cujo) thought he was a squeaky toy and gnawed on him for a few days. Finally he escaped him and got into his spare battle suit.

He wanted more than anything to get revenge on Vlad, and contacted the suit still stuck in the Specter Speeder. It came to life and eventually made it back to Skulker.

After that Skulker made a profit by showing the ghost zone tourists movies of his time in the real world. Mainly the videos concerning Vlad and his never ending torture. Skulker smiled as he watched for the tenth time Vlad getting arrested. Payback was very sweet.