Author: Hey Hey!!! Sorry for the extremely late update...

Kiba: (whispers under breath) Sorry no cure...

Author: What did you say?!

Kiba: This girl right here (Points to author) doesn't own the characters from Naruto...

Author: WHY? WHY? WHY?!

Kiba: Cause you just don't... So yeah...

Author: (Finds dark corner, squats down, pokes floor, blue depressed lines start forming....)

Kiba: (Smirk)

Hinata: Um... Enjoy the story!

Walking back from the BBQ restaurant, Shikamaru and Chouji saw the commotion that was going on at the team 8's training ground. It was a pretty weird sight to both Shikamaru and Chouji. Sasuke and Naruto were practically on the verge of tearing Kiba's arms out.

"He's mine, teme!" Naruto shouted tugging at Kiba's right hand.

"Let go, dobe! You wanted Hinata! She's all yours! Let go of MY Kiba NOW!" Sasuke yelled while yanking Kiba's left arm.

Kiba's pained reaction would have even impressed the 'love-pain' Gaara if he were there. With every last ounce of his strength, Kiba tried to free himself from this embarrassing sight. However, both Naruto and Sasuke were persistent. Very persistent.

'Goodbye arms... It has been nice having you guys attached to me. At the rate these two crazy newfound gays are going, I think I'll lose you both really soon...' Kiba thought to himself while gazing towards the wide blue sky.

Deciding that it would have been too troublesome if they were to get involved in the Kiba tug-of-war game, Shikamaru turned to leave along with his trusted companion – or so he thought....

Unfortunately, a strange feeling overwhelmed him out of a sudden and before he knew it, his body was moving out of his control – towards the trio. He blushed madly although he didn't know what was making him feel that way. Chouji too behaved in the odd manner similar to Shikamaru.

"Hey, Kiba... This is such a drag... but... need some help?" Shikamaru offered while rubbing the back of his neck.

Out of strength, Kiba shot Shikamaru his famous puppy dog eyes. It was all it took to convince Shikamaru to use his shadow possession jutsu to confine both Naruto and Sasuke.

"Hey! Shikamaru! Let me go! Argh! Kiba! Free me from Shikamaru and I'm all yours!" Naruto said.

"Eewww... yeah... right... like that's ever gonna happen.... the mere thought of having you as my... uh... boyfriend... totally creeps me out." Kiba answered regaining his right to move his arms at his own free will.

"Kiba! I knew it! You wanted me more than this dobe here! Tell Shikamaru to release me!" Sasuke said.

"If I ever said or say I want you in the past, present or even the future, may the day that I said 'I love you' to you be the day I die!" Kiba retorted.

"Kiba... Have you ever noticed how alike you are to a dog?" Chouji started.

"Um... Besides the fact that I have an extremely sharp sense of smell, sharpen my claws while in combat and I growl to frighten my enemies? Nope, I'm not like a dog at all. Of all the questions you could have asked, why this out of a sudden, Chouji?"

"Cause you remind me of hot-dogs... And I love 'hot' dogs..."

"Wait... Do you mean the food hot-dogs? Cause technically hot-dogs are either made of chicken, beef or pork. Not canines..."

"What I really mean is, Kiba, you're HOT!!!" Chouji piped out and instantly grabbed onto Kiba.

Kiba sighed. He didn't know whether he should thank Chouji for the 'compliment' or bash him up for the 'insult'. Either way, the hugging is way too much for Kiba to handle. Kiba shifted uncomfortably and tried to free himself but Chouji's grip was way too tight.

Best friend or no best friend, Shikamaru didn't want Chouji to hog onto Kiba since he wanted to have a feel of molesting the poor Kiba as well, so he immediately released his shadow possession jutsu and reached for Kiba along with Naruto and Sasuke.

All at once, the four guys tugged at Kiba's arms and legs each grabbing onto a limb as they each tried to pull Kiba towards themselves.

"I look like a freaking starfish stranded in the middle of the sandy beach with four little kids tugging at each of my limbs just to gain possession over me! It's nice to know that there are people fighting over me... except for the fact that they are ALL GUYS... and I-AM-NOT-GAY! Besides, what if my limbs get torn off? Starfishes regenerate even if their limbs get torn off but I am clearly NOT a starfish. Is anyone even listening to me?!" Kiba shouted.

Hinata stood dumbfounded under a tree nearby while Tsunade laughed hysterically. Hinata turned to look for the source of the laughter but her efforts were futile since Tsunade was invisible.

'If I knew that the potion was gonna be this effective I would've brought a video camera! Ha ha! Hmm... But a brilliant potionist such as I should always test the furthest 'extent' of the potion's effects.' Tsunade thought to herself.

Suddenly, a brilliant idea popped into Tsunade's plotting mind. She decided to test the strength of her potion by exposing her 'guinea pigs' to more mature and 'full of self-control' adults.

"This is gonna be so interesting!" Tsunade laughed while poor Hinata took several glances around to search for the source of the laughter.

"Byakugan!" Hinata commanded as the veins around her eyes bulged and everything in her vision became white, black and blue. Immediately Hinata spotted a chakra system which bears a startling resemblance to that of the Hokage's. Hinata kept her kunais and walked towards the figure. Just as she was about to tap the person's shoulder, the figure took a slick sidestep and avoided Hinata's slender fingers.

"Whoa! Oh yeah! That's right! I forgot you were a Hyuuga! Dang those Byakugans! All the hard work of learning this invisible jutsu is totally useless now! I'm so gonna ban the use of Byakugans when I get back to the office!" Tsunade complained.

'Tsunade-sama forgot that I was a Hyuuga? Even though I am supposedly the next heir to the Hyuuga clan? She must have been overworked under such high pressure and stress too! Wait... Did she just say that she'll ban Byakugan? Wow... Imagine Neji-nisan being unable to Byakugan... That'll be interesting...' Hinata thought. (A/N: Tsunade overworked and under such high pressure and stress?! Must have been from the sa-ke....)

"Ano.... Tsunade-sama? What are you doing here? Do you need something?" Hinata asked politely trying to divert from her thoughts.

"Hmm... As a matter of fact, I do.... Now, Hinata, tell me, what are your measurements?" Tsunade asked knowing that Hinata's measurements are bound to attract the most perverted pervert of all perverts in the whole of Konoha. She needed his help to find the most mature man in Konoha. How? Simple! Any man who doesn't associate with him of course! Although Tsunade already had a jonin in mind...

"Huh? Sorry... I don't understand what measurements you're referring to... What sort of measurements do you want?"

"Yours. Top, middle and bottom. I mean, under all that clothes, there's gotta be some things that you're hiding, right?" Tsunade replied.

Hinata turned redder than tomatoes the instant she understood what Tsunade meant.

Almost instantly, Jiraya and Kakashi appeared out of nowhere.

"42, 30, 40! Her busts are probably D cup!' " Kakashi piped out.

"Yes, my brightest student among the rest! You have mastered the art of sight and intuition! You've improved a lot! No doubt!" Jiraya complimented Kakashi.

"Yes, Jiraya-sensei! It's all thanks to your training, that I've gotten so talented in this!" Kakashi answered.

"Kakashi!"

"Jiraya-sensei!"

"Kakashi!"

"Jiraya-sensei!"

Sunset in the background... (Figuratively)

"Eew... now that is way gross.... Two old men shouting each other's name in excess admiration is just too much to handle..." Tsunade said.

"Heh! You're one to talk.... You're as old as I am!" the other sannin rebutted Tsunade as he immediately recognised her voice.

"Die, Jiraya!" Tsunade shouted as she grabbed onto Jiraya and locked him in an uncomfortable position. His hands were locked behind his back and he was pinned on the ground. It was a pretty awkward sight for anyone who was free enough to pay attention to both Jiraya and Tsunade. Only Hinata was able to see Tsunade pinning Jiraya but to Kakashi, it seemed as if Jiraya was imitating a caterpillar wriggling on the ground. If Kiba wasn't too busy trying to free himself from his attackers, he would have joined in the amazement of looking at an old man wriggling and feel disgusted at it.... Unfortunately, Kiba was way too busy to take notice of his surroundings.

"Tsunade! Get off me!"

"What the hell have you been corrupting my jonins with??!! Are there more jonins under your pervertish trainings??!! What do you mean he's the brightest student among the rest?!" Tsunade shouted almost breathing fire through her nostrils.

"What does that have anything to do with you? They're all free to choose whether to enjoy their youthful days or waste it all away being so tied up by rules... Besides, my students do not just consist of jonins... there are chunnins as well..." Jiraya said.

"You old perverted idiot! Youthful days?! They're all old enough to be dads and perhaps even granddads for goodness sake!" Tsunade yelled while twisting Jiraya's arms so hard that it hurt.

"That is exactly why I trained them. They were all so inexperienced... Sigh... Tsk tsk tsk... All of them did not even know the difference between bouncy and tight!" Jiraya strained to say as his arms were hurting – a lot, due to Tsunade's super human strength.

"DIE, JIRAYA!!! DIE!!! I'm gonna break each and every one of your bones, treat them and break them again!!!"

"AAAAHHHH!!!" Jiraya screamed as Tsunade tightened her grip.

Kakashi blurly looked at Jiraya whereas Hinata stood extremely still and was absolutely traumatized at what she saw.... she wanted to release her Byakugan but somehow, she was unable to do so. Perhaps it was due to the horror and fear she was experiencing....

Tsunade gave Jiraya several kicks and punches before sending him off with her famous super-human-fling which sent Jiraya flying off to a great distance away from them.

When Jiraya was out of sight, Tsunade released her invisible jutsu, brushed of the dust from her hands and shoulders and turned to look at Kakashi.

'Sheesh... My brilliant plan of exposing Hinata and Kiba to 'mature and self-controlled Kakashi' is destroyed by that pevertish idiot! How am I supposed to find another suitable adult now?!' Tsunade thought to herself.

Kiba: I guess Tsunade isn't aware that an Anbu like Kakashi absolutely enjoys reading Icha Icha Paradise...?

Hinata: Gasp! (Shockness!)

Kiba: (Sudden realisation) OH MY GOSH!!! THAT AUTHOR MADE MORE GUYS GAY OVER ME??!!

Author: Muahahaha! Serves you right! That's for smirking at me!!! Buahahaha!!! Ne ne ne boo boo!!!

Hinata: Angeline-san, please forgive Kiba-kun...

Author: Aww... Hinata... You're too nice for Kiba... But you two make such a cute couple... (Forms imaginary images about Kiba being with Hinata... Starts daydreaming and drooling)

Kiba: Don't wanna know what she's thinking....

Hinata: Please review!

Author: Yup.... Thanks for all the reviews so far! It's really encouraging!!! I'm probabaly gonna wrap things up with the last chapter.... The jokes are being too repetitive.... Hehe.... Oh well... My 1st story's about to be done!