9:45

Sam's house

Why is Diana, Sam's mutti, so much cooler than mines? She doesn't even look like a mutti, she looks like Sam's sister. She's not one of those dorky mums that calls you by your full name (that's Samantha in Sam's case, Liberty in mine) AND she has five kids, as well as a job, so since Sam's the oldest, she can do what she wants.

9:50

In the back of some college guys car

Right now, my mutti thinks I am over at Sam's, studying. I wonder what she'd do if she knew I was squished up in the back of some college guys car.

10:00

Down the town

Blimey o Reilly's trousers. I just saw Georgia and Dave here. Gee told mutti that she's at a job interview. Mutti's stupid enough to believe that a. there's a job interview at night and b. that even if there was one, Georgia would go to it.

10:23

So far, this nights been fabbity fab. Nerissa and that came and about 12 college boys are here. A few Foxwood lads came along, but I couldn't care less.

Mostly because Josh isn't there.

10:26

How a night can go from fabbity fab to crappity crap in three minutes is strangely strange. Josh showed up with stupid Stacy. Why cant she go away? Dylan Brown's here. Maybe I can get her to give Stacy a good duffing up.

11:09

In Dave's car home.

Dave offered to drop me home. There is no way I am getting in that college guys car ever again! He tried to snog me. Okay, I saw Josh looking at me, so I decided to flirt with the college guy. So I went up, trying to look sexy and then I "accidentally" dropped my handbag and he picked it up for me…oh do I really need to explain? You've seen it in movies, eh? The girl goes "Ooh, thank you so much-" and yada yada yada. But this guy, Shaun, he goes,

"Hey babe, single?"

I said, "Unfortunately yes." So Josh looks away and I was gonna totally run, but Shaun went,

"You're really hot" and kissed me. He tried to do a number 6. So I ran, Dave saw me and he offered to drop me. Georgia was in the girls room with Jas. Probs applying a few more kilos of makeup.

Midnight

Bed

I am grounded all weekend. Mutti phoned Diana and asked if I was there, cos she was suspicious of me. Big surprise. As Diana is cool and all, she tried to cover for me, but then Mutti asked to speak to me and lets just say that Sam's brother Robbie's impressions of me aren't quite as good as he thinks. Worse, it means I have no opportunities to accidentally bump into Josh. Why is my life oh so crap?