CHAPTER 2 MEG ATTEMPTS TO FIT IN AGAIN
Meg is at school in the halls when she comes up to Connie. Meg says hi, but Connie doesn't respond.
"Hey Connie, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to my house to try on clothes with me and watch Click," said Meg.
"First off, try on clothes? That sounds really gay. You are more confused than Pete Burns. Second, why would I even come to your house? Your brother would peep at me, your dad would make me feel awkward, your mom would question me about everything, and your baby brother would probably want me to make a porn with him. Fourth, Click? What a bad plot!
CUTAWAY
"What happens when a guy finds a remote that can change his life right before his eyes? Lets fast forward 30 years. (HE IS LYING IN BED NEXT TO HIS PARTNER, HE BECAME GAY AFTER HIS WIFE LEFT HIM.)"
"But I just thou…."
"Yeah, that right Meg, you thought, and you thought wrong, so go take these sleeping pills into the bathroom, take them, and see what happens," exclaimed Connie.