CHAPTER 5 STEWIE IS OUT
After Meg and Chris's embarrassments, they went home and locked themselves in their rooms.
Peter and Lois went out to dinner, so it was basically just Brian and Stewie.
"Hey B to Rian!"
"Stewie that is so annoying and you need to just shut the hell up."
"Gosh man! I was just trying to start a conversation man!"
After that Stewie went to the kitchen to get his apple juice and then went and sat on the couch next Brian. For a long time they both sat there without saying a single word to one another. Stewie continuously looked up at Brian with a passionate look on his face, but Brian did not notice a single thing. Stewie felt sad and felt that this was pointless. He wanted to go to his room, but something was telling him to stay. He stayed, but felt a sense of guilt. He did not know what to do. He tried to talk several times but nothing came out. He felt somewhat ashamed and wanted to curl up and die.
"B-B-Br-Bri-Brian?"
"what?"
"I-I-I j-just wanted to sss…. Nevermind.
"Wow," said Brian.
Stewie felt even worse and realized he would just have to come out with it. He knew he would just continue to feel worse if he didn't.
"What the hell Brian, I'm just gonna come right out with this. Brian, I love you with much compassion. I would love to be with you."
"What the hell? Stewie I'm not a homo. Everyone already guessed you were though."
"This is quite a shock and disappointment. Can we not tell anyone about this?"
"Your secret is safe with me."
"Thanks bud! Well it looks like I have solved this one. Tune in next week to see what hot water I put myself in. don not read the damn guide because it just gives it away.
The whole cast walks in. Peter, Lois, Brian, Stewie, Meg, Chris, Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe, Susie, Bonnie, Mort, Connie, the football team, Neil, Murial, the greased up def guy, Lindsey Lohan, and the therapist.
"Good night everybody," said the whole cast.
(the ending then turns into a Saturday Night Live ending like ending.