Swann's Note: So I listened to Punk Rock 101 by Bowling for Soup. Spontaneously, I had and epiphany/momentary lapse of complete insanity.
(Those were my big words for the day :P )
Disclaimer: Gosh, you guys really have to rub it in, don't you/sniffs/
She's
the Governor's daughter
His hair is just dreadful
She thinks
that its curiosity but to him its free stuff
He listens to
shanties but Beckett's his hero
His bank account's zero
What
comes next?
Same tune, different chorus
Chorus:
It's stupid,
contagious
To be broke and infamous
Can someone please save us
from Pirates 101?
My Jolly Roger, your new hat
My dreaded hair,
your old boots
Let's throw up our rum-soaked hands for Pirates
101!
She liberated a new ship, a cannon battle, he nearly
died
He traded it for rum at the local pawn shop
She left him
for staring at girls and not caring
When she cried because she
thought that Will and Anna broke up
Same tune second chorus
Chorus
Don't forget to delay...on the very last word (savvy?)
Seven years later he's still a
pirate
She married a good guy and he's never there
The story
never changes, just the names and faces
Like Davy and Tia they're
living on a prayer
Did you just say that?
I said
Chorus x2
It's stupid, contagious (same tune different
chorus)
To be broke and infamous (same tune different chorus)
Can
someone please save us from Pirates 101?
My lost hat, your dirty
hands
My new ship, your new boots
Let's commandeer some of
Will's swords for Pirates 101!
Swann's Note: Now, try picture Norrie singing it. Ooh! And try this one-listen to the song and sing these lyrics. You'll die of laughter xD