Chapter 3

DPOV

"Oops", Seth said as he climbed through the window and knocked over one of my mom's favorite-and most expensive-vases. It crashed and I stared wide eyed at him, "Holy crap, you could have knocked."

"I rang the doorbell and knocked, you seemed very interested in that wide screen TV", he scooped up the broken pieces and hid them behind the curtain.

I sighed and looked back at the TV, "If Karlie comes down here, she's going to neuter you", I warned as he sat down on the couch across from the recliner I sat on.

"I heard something crash", she yelled from upstairs, music now blasting from her room, I couldn't tell what it was though.

"It dropped a plate, I cleaned it up though", I covered and winked at Seth. He grinned and I looked back at the TV, "Um…okay then", Karlie yelled and her door slammed shut.

KPOV

"Dropped a plate, huh?" I thought, grabbed the remote to my stereo, and changing through the songs on my burned CD. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I pulled it out and answered it, "Hello?"

"Karlie", Alice squealed, "What are you doing?"

"Sitting on my bed, thinking", I sighed and rolled onto my stomach.

"That doesn't sound like fun!"

"Well, apparently Deidra dropped a plate, but it was kind of too loud of a crash to be a plate."

"Sounds fishy to me! You should go investigate! Edward, Emmett! Stop fighting! Hold on a sec, I'll call you back. You stupid idiots!" She hung up and I started laughing.

"Actually, Alice is right! That does sound fishy" I thought, opened my door quietly, and snuck down the hallway to the overpass by the stairs that I could lean over and get a view of the living room. Deidra and Seth were laughing and the window by the TV was wide open. My eyes narrowed and I walked quietly down the stairs, "Oh he is so dead" I thought and walked into the living room. They were both turned towards the TV and the volume was up high, so maybe I didn't have to be as quiet as I was.

"So, when were you going to tell me that Seth was over", I whispered in Deidra's ear.

She jumped up with a squeak, "Holy crap! How…you…eh", she spluttered out pointing at me then towards my room.

"I'm quiet like a mouse", I grinned and glared at Seth, "So, you decided that you want me to neuter you?"

He shook his head, "I mean no trouble! I just came to visit Deidra."

I raised an eyebrow, "Uh huh, that's what they all say", I sighed and answered my phone as it rang, "Yes, Alice?"

"Do you know how to handle wrestling brothers, who are breaking your mother's fine china? My parents left and Emmett decided to have a wrestling match and they aren't listening to me."

I sighed, "Want me to come help you, I'm restraining from becoming a vet right now."

"I'm not going to ask…but yes please help!" There was a crashing noise in the background as I hung up.

"You are lucky, I have to go save some china from it's impending doom", I rolled my eyes and went towards the garage, "If I come back and you are still here, I'm calling the cops."

I parked my car in the Cullen's driveway and listened to Alice's screaming and the crashing of random objects. I walked up to the front door and rang the doorbell, Alice opened it right away and pulled me inside, "Thank you!" She shut the door and led me to the wrestling scene, Emmett and Edward rolled around the floor, smashing into random cabinets.

"Damn", I muttered and watched as they were oblivious to me.

She nodded, "Stop it!" They ignored her and I smirked, "If you losers don't stop, Alice is going to call the police!"

They froze and looked up at me and Alice, "Where'd you come from", Emmett asked.

"Alice had to call the heavy artillery", I shrugged and Alice hi-fived me.

"Heavy artillery? You mean a drunk under age drinker", Emmett clarified.

"Don't make me kick your ass", I smirked and Edward crawled out of Emmett's grasp.

"No more fighting", Alice nearly screamed and we looked at her, "How am I going to explain to mom about her-", she started to say.

"My china", Esme yelled, Alice and I turned around.

"Oops", Alice flinched to see her fuming mother and curious father staring at the mess all over the living room.

"I had no part in this but stopping it", I clarified, "Well, see ya Alice", I grinned, starting to go towards the front door, but she grabbed my ear, "You were a witness", she growled in my ear.

I whimpered and the two 'pro wrestlers' stood next to me, I can't believe I noticed this but Edward's arm was only a couple centimeters from mine…why is my heart pounding like a hummingbird?

"Alice, let her go", Esme sighed and Alice released my hand from it's death grip.

"I swear, we didn't even know we were breaking stuff", Emmett quickly said and Edward elbowed him in his side.

"Yes you did!" Alice smirked.

"Liar", I stated with a matching smirk.

DPOV

"Is your sister normally like that?" Seth asked.

"Hell yes she is", I smirked, glancing at the garage door then back towards the TV.

"Thank you", I heard a loud squeal and I turned to see Alice hopping next to an annoyed looking Karlie. I raised an eyebrow and looked back towards the front door as Emmett's booming laughter came throw followed by Edward who had the same expression as Karlie, "What are you all doing here?"

"I saved their asses from their crazy mother of doom", Karlie mumbled, loosing her footing and slipping back. Edward caught her, a blush spread across her cheeks and Emmett continued laughing, "Aw, don't you look like a cute couple!"

"Shut up Emmett before I beat the shit out of you!" Karlie growled, squirming out of Edward's arms and glaring at Emmett…he was about a foot taller then her.

"When you put her up to him she looks quite short", Seth mused, "And to think she threaten to neuter me."

"Cupid struck again", Emmett laugh and was stopped when Karlie punched him the stomach.

"Ow! That hurt", she yelped, shaking her hand.

Seth started laughing and I covered my mouth trying not to…hasn't she ever heard of picking on someone her own size?

"Shut up, you're next lover boy", Karlie glared at him.

I couldn't hold back my laugh and Seth glared at me, I looked down at the chair and stopped laughing.

"You know what I want? Pancakes", Alice yelled hopping down the stairs and going into the kitchen.

"Get out of my kitchen", Karlie yelled going after her.

"Sharing is caring", Alice reminded her.

Karlie picked up the closest frying pan and smacked the top of her hand with it before getting ready to throw it. Alice raised her eyebrows and sauntered closer to my twin, "I dare you."

She turned around, Karlie stepped forward, tripped and hit Alice in the back.

"Ow, you actually did it!" Alice whined before running out of the kitchen.

"Alice, I tripped", Karlie yelled, "I'm sorry!"

"What is this, a cry fest?" Emmett asked.

"I agree with you." Seth said and Karlie turned on her heel to glare at him, "You are already number one on my list."

"Is that list good or bad?" Seth asked.

"Bad," I muttered.

"We're here…whoa what did I miss", Rosalie announced bursting through the front door and staring at Karlie and Alice.

KPOV

"Jazzy!" Alice squealed, ran next to him and held onto his arm, "That mean girl hit me!"

Jasper stared at me then I looked at Rosalie as she busted out laughing, "Alice, you are just being a baby!"

"Don't call my Alice a baby! Just because she's short and sort of whiny doesn't mean she's a baby!"

The twins started fighting and Alice tried to stop them…having no ability at all.

"Stop it you two", Emmett said, grabbing Rose's waist.

A groan came suddenly next to me and I jumped, "Ah, where did you come from?"

Edward glanced down at me with a crooked grin, "My mother…do you want to get out of here…away from the madness?"

I thought that over…who am I kidding, I didn't think it over at all, "Sure! Let me tell Deidra!"

I turned on my heel and went into the living room to see her and Seth were gone…"What the hell? Where the fuck did they go!"

"It seems they have slipped away," Edward mused, leaning against the wall.

I whipped out my phone and was immediately dialing her number, "Hello?"

I took a deep breath, "Where the fuck are you? One second you are sitting with the horn dog next second you're gone!"

Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie continued yelling, Edward was pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance and I glared at the back door, "Just where are you?" I said through my teeth.

"I'm meeting some of Seth's friends. Listen to me, you aren't Mom and stop trying to control my life. Mom and Dad wouldn't care if I had a boyfriend, why are you so annoyed by it? Are you jealous or something?"

I leaned against the dining room table and towards the back door, "That's what I thought," she muttered, "Call me when you're normal, as in crazy, nice, and not so controlling."

I looked at my phone as the call ended and let it drop on the table, "She's right," I mumbled, rubbing my face with my hands and staring at the table cloth.

"What is she right about?" Edward asked, sitting down next to me and putting his hand on my shoulder.

"I'm controlling her like our Mom…I don't know what's gotten over me thought. I think she's right about the jealousy thing but…I've never been jealous of her." I sighed and wiped a tear from under my eye, "Dammit, I never cry either!" I hit the table and sighed, "Ugh…why can't life be normal?"