By: Bleachyum/Sharon
A Spiral Death Dream
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, But that doesn't stop me from writing/reading fanfics
A Spiral Death Dream
Ch.6: Meeting the Uchiha!
"Yeah Saru-jiji? You called?"
The Hokage turned around to see Yume. Yume saw a boy probably the same age. He had dark blue hair, and onyx colored eyes. His face features were flawless…
"Yume, this is Sasuke Uchiha."
She looked at the Uchiha and said.
"Yo!"
Sasuke Uchiha looked up to see a girl who had really weird eyes standing on the perchof thewindow.
She stared at him then back to "Saru-jiji".
"He's not a talker I assume?" The hokage just nodded. She just chuckled.
"So, emo boy? What's your name?"
He looked up to say,
"I'm not emo… And it's common courtesy to say your name first before asking some one else's."
Sasuke just smirked as the words came out of his mouth.
"I see…Well, I don't feel like telling you my name. I will… eventually."
Her smile turned into a straight line. Showing no emotions whatsoever… Just perfect for a shinobi, a tool for killing.
Hokage just sweatdropped…
'Hmm, only traveling with Kakashi-kun for a week and she actually sounds like him. I pray she isn't as late as he is.'
Her emotionless straight line curled into a smile. Her eyes turned into curvy lines as well.
"My name is Arakawa Karin. Hajimemashite… Uchiha Sasuke…"
(Nice to meet you)
She stuck out her hand… Waiting for him to shake it.. Sasuke just looked at it and ignore it..
":cough cough: So, you and Sasuke know why you two are here. Am I right?"
They nodded their head in unison and simply said, "Hai."
She had a mirth tone in her voice. She turned to sasuke and said,
"Sasuke, I hope you don't mind if I stayed at your house for a couple of years."
He just looked down,
"Hn, I do not mind if you stayed for- wait what? YEARS!"
Yume just smiled at the confused Sasuke.
"Hmph, fine, just don't get in my way."
The hokage grinned and said, " I knew you would understand."
A few hours later, you could see a young twitching Sasuke and a smiling Yume as they opened the door to a Furniture/Paint Store.
"Why do I have to do this . !"
He looked up at the ceiling and then stared at Yume and pouted.
"Nice try Sasuke, but your house is totally plain, let's add some colorto it. Shall we -!" She looked at him with a smile.
"No. -.-"
He crossed his arm and pouted his lips.
"Too bad xP"
Yume grabbed his arm and pulled him in the closest Furniture/Paint store.
Meanwhile…
A certain red head was thinking of a certain some one. HINT HINT
"Gaara… it's t-time to e-eat dinner" Temari stuttered, barely abledto walk.
The Red head panda gave her a glare. He stopped rubbing his fingers over the I love you, Gaara-Kun.indenton the back ofhis necklace.
"I'm not hungry."
"O-oh, okay."
She slowly backed away from the door and closed it.
"So Uchi-chan, do you like this color of blue? Or this one?"
Yume showed a still pouting Sasuke a dark color of blue almost like black. Just like his eyes. In her left hand she was holding a lighter color of blue. He twitched as soon as his mind registered the new nickname.
"Don't call me Uchi-chan, and I prefer the darker one, Kaka-chan."
"eh? What's with Kaka-chan?" She sweatdropped, for once.
"Because, In your last name, Arakawa, you have a Ka. And in your given name, Karin, you also have a Ka."
"--;;, whatever…Uchi-chan and… instead of paint… Let's buy some furniture."
"Fine… kaka-chan!"
They stared at each other… not love in their eyes… but annoyance.
"UCHI-CHAN"
"KAKA-CHAN"
"UCHI"
"KAKA"
"UCHI
"KAKA!"
After an hour of yelling kaka and uchi. The owner of the store kicked them out for causing too much noise.
"Good job, uchi uchi-chan!"
"Hmph… There're more stores in Konoha. Baka-chan." (baka-idiot into Kaka haha)
"fine.. let's look for one… ushi-chan." (uchi to ushi and ushi means cow xP)
The hokage let a small chuckle out as he saw the two interact with each other at the furniture store.
'He's acting like a normal kid again… That's a relief, especially what happened a month ago.'
After five hours of jaded shopping they bought: A Blue Lazy-NinJA sofa, a book shelf, a dining table, more plates, more cups, chairs, a bed, and who knows what else. In total it cost about $100,000.00 in US currency.
The hokage's eyes bugged out after he saw the bill…
'WHAT THE FUCK!'
The he saw another bill for $50.89 for food.
Meanwhile, at the UCHIHA Compound, the people at the furniture store brought in the stuff.
It took two hours to put everything in it's place. It would have took one hour but Baka and Ushi argued on where to place the furniture.
An hour earlier…
"hey, shouldn't the dining table be in the DINING ROOM, Hence, the name… dining table"
Sasuke pouted and complained,
"you're acting way different now then at the hokage's office…"
Yume just sighed, "How troublesome"
Hour later…
Yume prepared a meal for the two of them. It was rice with some kimchee and cow meat. (haha kimchee is Korean for spicy lettuce covered with red pepper sauce)
It was quiet, they sat still eating…Yume broke the silence by saying,
"Oi, aren't you guilty?"
Sasuke looked up with total confusion on his face,
"Why should I?"
Yume looked down at her food and ate. Thirty seconds later, she replied,
"Because, your eating your own mother."
"--, how about we call a truce okay?"
"Fine. You stop calling me Baka and I'll stop calling Ushi, okay? Uchi-chan?"
"Fine… Kaka-Chan."
They finished their meal in total silence. While Yume was in the kitchen washing the dishes, Sasuke was sitting on his new Lazy NinJA sofa.
(get it, lazy boy and lazy ninja? Yea corny, I know.)
He was reading his Academy Book. Because he totally forgot to study, but screw it! He was an Uchiha for gosh sakes! He then remembered what he wanted to ask her.
Yume was washing the dishes, until she heard Ushi… err...Uchi-Chan's voice.
"Oi, Kaka-chan, are you by any chance, going to the Ninja Academy?"
"Yup, I'm going to be in your class, why?"
"Oh, just wondering, and you shouldn't say my horrible nickname in class then, or the FanGirls will kill you."
Yume stopped washing the dishes. She looked up and said, "fan girls?"
"haha, shinpainai uchi-chan, I won't." (shinpainai Don't worry)
She slowly finished the dishes, she heard what uchi-chan said, but would she listen? HELL NO, she could not wait to annoy his little fan girls.
FIN!
WOOT! An updated chapter!
Sorry for not updating any sooner, I have summer school and I have to take care of my puppy.
Gaara: I miss, yume-chan:sulks:
Sasuke: HAH! Yume-chan likes me more than u
Yume: Actually, I like panda-chan better… I consider you as a friend
Sasuke:sulks:
Gaara: YATTA:
Gaara: what the hell was that?
Sasuke: I know, seriously ushi and uchi-chan!
Yume: you'll get use to Sharon-chan
Gaara and Sasuke: OUR CHARACTERS WERE TOTALLY OOC!
Sharon: it's when you two were younger and actually happier. would u two like being lonely for the rest of your childhood.
Gaara&Sasuke: no...
Sharon: thought so..
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