A Spiral Death Dream

By: Bleach yum

:Chandler was here... or was she?:

i doubt it

Chapter: 10

Let the Training Begin!

"Uchi-Chan! Thanks for keeping my secret!" Yume was now leaping and jumping and who knows what?

"For the last 12,874,913 time, your welcome!!" Sasuke was getting quite agitated. This was the 12,874,913 time she said thank you.

She did what no one would expect her to do. She…HUGGED HIM and kissed him on the cheek.

Of course the little Uchiha was now blushing and muttering something about 'troublesome girls.'

'Great…I'm starting to sound like the dobe and that lazy ass -.-'

"HEY! At least she gave you some action…"

'I should get rid of you someday…'

"Babe, I'm here forever and ever."

'Just my luck…-.-'

Flashback ONCE MORE!

"Hokage-sama! Ohayo!" Yume jumped into the window making the hokage wonder.

'Why doesn't anyone use the door like a normal ninja?'

"Ohayo, Karin-Chan. Oh? Sasuke-kun is here too? What a surprise." Sarutobi cocked one of his eyes upward. Since Sasuke was the blunt and straight forwarded little boy he just went straight to the point.

"Hokage-sama. I know about the eight tailed wolf. Kaka-chan is actually Lupin Yume. And no I won't betray her."

The hokage pondered for a bit. "Sasuke-kun, what you just said is quite the big responsibility. Can you handle it?"

With this saying, he just smirked. "Hell yeah." Yume was just smiling and humming softly.

Time Skip: 3 years

As the time passed by, Yume started to fill out her curves somewhat nicely and she looked 20 instead of 12.

Yume was in the bathroom taking a warm shower when an Anbu tapped her shoulder.

"Arakawa, Karin you've been summoned by the Hokage along with the Uchiha Sasuke." You could tell the Anbu was enjoying this view.

"Why didn't you tell Sasuke instead of disrupting my shower…" Any one could tell that she was very upset.

"Uh…I..I…" The Wolf mask Anbu started to sweat bullets. He knew that Sasuke was very over protective of Yume and would kill anyone if they even groped her. Yume was about to give the Anbu a punch until he cleverly poofed away.

'I'll get him…very soon…Taro-San you are so dead.'

A/N: Did you think it was Kakashi? IT WASN'T! xP.

After she got out of the shower she put on a black beater and some shorts. She stealthily walked into Sasuke's room and poured some fresh ice water on his greasy little emo head. The Uchiha woke up with a shocked expression and looked around. He saw Yume. With a bucket in her right hand… oh, how his mind wanders!

"What the hell was that for::insert death glare here::" She looked down and then smirked and walked out. When she was in the hall way she shouted. "We were supposed to meet the Hokage 1 hour ago so get ready!"

Sasuke sweat dropped. 'She's even gotten Kakashi's bad habit…Tardiness.'

"Oi, retard…Get dress! Oh and nice bulge down there: smirks:"

Sasuke looked down and blushed…

'Damn it, she saw…' A/N: Oops sorry for that dirty thought! it seemed funny!

One Hour Later:

Sasuke and Yume walked into the office to see a pretty pissed off Sandaime Hokage in their presence.

"What's your excuse?" He started to twitch… Not only did she reminded him of Kakashi-kun, she even started to come to every meeting two hours late… How horrific!!

"We were in the middle of the street when a fish merchant kept on badgering us to buy some fish and I was like, 'NEVER!' And then Uchi-Chan was like 'I WANT SOME!! WITH TOMATOES… KAKA-CHAN BUY THEM FOR ME…NOW!!'
And then I was like, 'Not now Uchi-Chan, we have to meet the Hokage.' But then Uchi-Chan gave me that look that makes me feel so guilty. So I bought two pounds of tomato fish and I realized that they will soil in this weather so, Uchi-Chan and I walked two miles to our home and put the in the refrigerator and then we were tired so we got some ice cream, which is on the opposite side of town and then we walked here."

During this so called story, Sasuke just nodded to some parts especially to the tomato fish part. The Hokage started to twitch. But Kakashi, their sensei was hearing them with this special jutsu and clearly understood their situation and agreed with them.

But the hokage had one thought in his head. 'Like Teacher, like student -.-'

"Anyways…We are here to talk about the Genin Selections." The hokage cleared his throat.

"Sasuke, you are nominated to Team 7 with: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and your sensei will be Hateke Kakashi!"

Sasuke face vaulted. He had to be with the dobe, stupid fan girl, and tardy ero-sensei.

'MY LUCK…IT'S... IT'S...HORRIBLE!! T.T'

"Kid, your luck was never good anyways."

'What's that suppose to mean?'

"Well, you never actually saw the girl naked, and you keep on dreaming about her"

'Shut up.'

Hokage and Yume were staring at Sasuke because, well he looked like a zombie and he started to drool. So Yume got out her camera and snapped a few pictures.

"Anyways, Yume, you are promoted to Anbu!!" Yume was smiling like crazy. Sasuke was some what proud but jealous. And Kakashi, well…He was just Kakashi.

"Congratulations Yume!" They all looked behind them to see Kakashi-Sensei clapping. He was of course smiling because of the side ways C replacing his eyes.

"Also, Yume. We got a special tip-off from one of our spies. You may now enter!" A man with midnight hair tied into a pony tail walked in. His bangs framed his face and under his eyes had markings. He wore a black cloak with red clouds on them. He was…

"Itachi!! What the hell are you doing here?!!" Itachi smiled at his brother.

"Been a long time, otouto. Did you train while I was gone?"

Sasuke looked confused so, Itachi started to explain. "Well, Sasuke…It wasn't me that killed off the whole Uchiha Clan. Well, it was actually Otou-san."

"LIES!! YOUR TELLING LIES!! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD KILL THE WHOLE CLAN?!"

Itachi looked down, " I'm sorry Sasuke, if I didn't kill him...He would've destroyed Konoha. "

::insert crying moment here at a broken family filled with lies that have been told to each other so perfectly it is scary, where is all the blood?!::

Sasuke looked down then up. He saw his brother's face. "Then why did you kill both of them, why did you kill okaa-san?"

Itachi looked outside and admired the landscape. "Well, she was a lieing whore and a backstabber. Sasuke...she wanted to RAPE you."

"What?!! Nasty...Doesn't she know that she's my MOTHER?!!"

The hokage, Kakashi, and Karin were starting to sweat drop. This was an uncomfortable conversation.

Karin cleared her throat and said, "How about you two talk about this family issue some other time, anyways, what were you saying, hokage-sama?"

"Itachi, tell them the bad news." She switched her attention to the older brunette.

"Well, we got this huge ass tip off that Oto and Suna are going to attack us during the Chuunin exams."

The hokage decided to interupt Itachi, "Karin-Chan, you are to go under cover as a subsitute proctor, an Anbu guard, and a contestant for the Chuunin Exams. This is an A-Rank Mission. Do you agree to take this first mission?"

She looked determined, a trait very common in her mother and father's blood. "HELL YEAH!"

Yume was given her the standard uniform, a raccoon mask, standard katana, and black-nin shoes. She went into the bathroom to change. When she stepped out, her hair were in a messy bun, and her slim uniform moved with her, it suited her figure. Her mask was on, a raccoon/badger. Her collar was long enough to hide her chocker, nobody noticed her...Perfect

She went to the hokage for the tattoo, clearly saying that you are part of the Anbu. She waited till it was over, there was a slight spiral on her left arm.

She was to leave with Itachi to train for six months. During those times Itachi would train her until he thought she was ready. She would not see anyone else except for her "so called" sensei during those six months...What else could happen?

As she was leaving with Itachi she was stopped by the Hokage.

"Welcome to the Anbu Corps; Midnight Wolf." She smirked and waved good bye to Uchi-Chan and Kakashi-sensei. As Itachi was in disguise as another Anbu he whispered in her ear,

"Time to start your tort-- err...training."

"a force of habit for all hot males with a hidden evil agenda"

Yume cried in her mind...'Sadistic Bastard... T.T'

Owari!!!

sorry if this chapter is like rushed!! GOMEN NASAI!!! This story will probably end in like 2 or more chapters.

Suggestions would be amazing right now, cuz... I might get writer's block.

also, i shall post up or already post up the 2nd chapter of I Kissed the Rain

jaa-ne!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if so, Sakura would be dead and Naru-chan and Gaa-chan will be dating
:still hate u sharon:
shut up chandler
Written by: SHARONSPLENDID!!! "a.k.a." bleachyum