Why don't you get a job?
I'm bored, I don't usually get bored. You know I'm usually dancing around and junk but no today I want to do something different. I'm usually one of the most mature kits you'll ever meet but today I want to do something that is totally immature. I just need inspiration… Aha! I look around. There are, couples, eww disgusting but their arguing. Ha! This is entertaining. Alonzo and Cassandra are looking as if they're about to bite each others head off, Tugger and Bonbalurina too and don't even get me started on Tumble and Ellie! I laugh and take my stance, I wonder if Munku will mind a riot…
"My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way""
Alonzo chuckles as I carry on,
"She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say"
All the Toms shoot a triumphant look at their queens, their queens look like they might bite me head off in a moment. I try my chances and carry on, but this time the other toms join in.
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?"
A few queens shoot me a death glare, at the moment I don't know who I'm more afraid of, Cassandra or Bombalurina? Hmm who knows? I decide not to play my chances too much now but I'm pleasantly surprised, luckily it's Tugger who continues for me. Phew,
"Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day."
Okay, I've taken this way to far now. Demeter and Jemima are restraining Bombalurina from killing Tugger, Cassandra just slapped Alonzo so now his white cheek is a bright red and Tumble's ear is getting worn away by Ellie screeching at him. I hurriedly change subject.
"Err let me tell you bout' my other friend now!" I say meekly, all destruction has now stopped. I sigh with relief,
"My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say."
The queens are now laughing their heads off as the toms are grudgingly mumbling to themselves, they are obviously not amused at the change of subject. The queens take over now,
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?
The junkyard is now nothing but a cascade of bellowing chuckles and laughter. Munkustrap pulls me aside,
"Misto, I'm sure you have a logical explanation for this?"
"I was just bored."
A/N: Okay thank Kerrang for this chapter, sorry it's so short, I'm in the middle of a melt down. The next chapter will come quicker I promise, but the next one will be from Munku's point of view even though its Mungo and Teazer, you'll see why when I upload it ;).