Jeff could hear Adam yelling for him, but he didn't stop to turn around. Part of him was angry that Adam had made him stop, but another part of him knew that his boyfriend had done the right thing. He knew he had allowed himself to get nearly out of control completely when he had started to think about Jack. He had nearly burned his own brother to a crisp (not that he didn't deserve it) because of it.

Sighing in frustration, he punched the nearest tree. It hurt his hand like hell, but the pain at least gave him some distraction. He used his shirt to wipe the blood off his knuckles before he kept walking. He knew the woods very well, so he wasn't afraid of getting lost in them. Besides, he actually did have a destination in his mind that he wanted to get to. He was going to the old ring in the woods, which was the old trampoline that he and Matt used to train on when they were kids. Back then, he had never would have believed that his beloved older brother would ever betray him. Matt had been everything to him. He would have died for the bastard, and he thought the feeling had been mutual. It just shows how much I know, he thought bitterly.

When he got to the old trampoline, he just sat down by it and looked up at the sky. It was way too damn sunny out for his taste. The weather did not match his mood in any way, shape or form, and he found himself actually getting mad at it. "Stupid bastard thing in the sky," he cursed at the sun. "Why don't you just go away? I don't want to see you right now."

The sun continued to shine, and he officially became offended. The stupid thing was mocking him. "Note to self: get spaceship, go to space and destroy sun," he muttered to himself.

"Jeff! Jeff! JEFFERY NERO HARDY YOU ANSWER ME NOW!"

Jeff stood up as he heard Adam approaching. His little love bunny did not sound happy. "I'm brooding Addy! Go home and leave me alone for a little bit!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"I don't remember which way home is!" Adam came into Jeff's view. It looked like he had tripped and fell several times and his hair had obviously gotten caught in some branches. "I hate these damn woods! I don't know what I was thinking chasing you out here! I've been getting attacked by trees Jeff! Trees! They're fucking walking around and pulling my hair!"

Jeff felt his anger start to evaporate. Adam was so cute frazzled. He started to laugh, trying to hide it in a cough at first, but soon he was doubled over and he had tears streaming down his face.

Adam put his hands on his hips and glared at him. "I'm glad you find this so damn funny!" he said angrily. "I'm glad my pain and suffering has given you the giggles!"

Jeff composed himself enough to where he could strand up straight and give Adam a sympathetic hug. "I'm sorry baby," he said as he continued to laugh. "You just look so damn cute right now."

"I do not," Adam insisted. "I'm a mess."

"Nonsense." Jeff kissed him gently. "I actually like this look on you. I think you should get lost in the woods more often."

Adam looked horrified. It was obvious he thought Jeff really meant that. "Do I have to?" he whined.

"Well if you really don't want to…"

"Believe me, I don't."

Jeff just grinned. Poor Addy looked freaked out. But his grin soon faded as thoughts of Matt started creeping into his mind again. "What happened to Matt?" he asked reluctantly. "What did you do with him?"

"I texted Shannon and told him and Gil to get rid of the idiot," Adam answered. He wrapped his arms around Jeff's neck. "I wanted to find you. You scared the hell out of me when you went even more psycho than usual back there and then you just ran off…"

"Aw, I'm sorry baby," Jeff said. And he was sorry that he had scared Adam. That hadn't been what he had wanted at all. He had just wanted to give Matt what he deserved (and he still did, but he was trying to control that part of himself).

"Sorry is not going to cut it," Adam informed him. He still looked upset, although it could possibly be more to the woods thing than the whole Matt thing. "I need a little bit more from you baby."

Jeff raised his eyebrows. "Oh so now you're giving me orders? Is that how this is going to be now?"

"Jeff--"

Jeff smacked Adam on the ass as hard as he could. The Canadian yelped and moaned at the same time. "Slut," the Charismatic Enigma teased.

"Psycho," Adam shot back.

"Whore."

Adam groaned as Jeff bit at his neck. "Your whore."

"Now see, you're not as dumb as Randy thinks you are," Jeff said as he pushed Adam down on the trampoline.

"What? Randy thinks I'm dumb? Oh that fucking bastard is going to get it!" Adam tried to get up but Jeff climbed on top of him and made him forget all about the Legend Killer. He kissed his way down his Addy's body, quickly removing both of their clothes in the process. He wasn't worried about somebody coming by and catching them in the act. He just wanted to taste his Addy.

"Oh fuck," Adam groaned as Jeff ran his tongue up and down the side of his cock. He thrusted his hips up instinctively. "Jeff please…"

"Please what?" Jeff asked mischievously.

Adam whined in frustration as Jeff flicked his tongue over the head of his dick. "Suck me…fuck me…do something to me…"

"Wow Addy, that's a pretty open ended request. I'm not sure which one of those pleas to attend to first."

"Jeff! You're not funny! Just fuck me already!"

Jeff giggled and hastily began prepping Adam. He didn't care what his Rated R boyfriend said: he thought he was damn funny. He removed his fingers and quickly slammed into his lover, almost completely oblivious to the fact that the trampoline was creaking in protest. Almost being the key word. He stopped for second and waited. The damn thing was older than hell and it didn't sound like it was going to stay together much longer.

"Ugh! You can't just stay still after you went in that deep!" Adam whined.

"I think the trampoline--"

"Forget about it! Jeff please just fuck me!"

Adam's whining spurned Jeff to just go ahead and fuck his boyfriend into oblivion. The trampoline creaked and protested, but he soon stopped hearing it because he became lost in his Addy. His Addy…the one person in the world who meant everything to him. The one person he trusted completely now. "Fuck," he grunted. "Pretty Addy…my Addy…"

Adam moaned desperately. "I'm going to come…oh fuck…Jeff!"

Jeff felt Adam's release on his stomach, and he knew he was close too. He slammed into Adam one last time, managing to do two things at once. One was to cum (which had been the obvious goal); the other was that he made the trampoline finally give out, and he soon found himself and Adam on the ground.

They both just laid there for a minute, trying to catch their breath and absorb what the hell had just happened. Finally, Adam decided to speak up. "I got another stick stuck in my hair!" he whined.

Jeff's only response was a laugh. Honestly, what else could he do? Adam was funny in the great outdoors.

"You are a mean bastard," Adam informed him.

"Yeah, but I'm your mean bastard," Jeff said with a kiss. "Now come on; let's go home."